The Wacky Celebrity List of 2024 AND the WHOH version 22

[CaptainWacky]

In this thread I will present my female celebrity list for 2024 and, several days later, the latest updated version of my overall list from the list 17 years, the Wacky Hot One Hundred version 22! The WHOH is the main event, of course, but I think the yearly list is interesting as it shows who did best this year alone and is more reflective of my current opinions! Please don't take any of this seriously and please stop reading if you already think it's a bit weird. It is an autistic obsession I've had for many years which has grown in scope greatly.

1) 30 points for number 1 in the twice weekly top tens, 29 for second place and so on (35 for number 1 in the rare top 35 specials.)
2) This isn't meant as some weird definitive "hotness list" or anything; it's just a list of the girls I have liked in 2024 because I like noting the girls I like. I do not think women should be judged by how they look; these are just my opinions based on many factors; it's just my weird thing please don't take it seriously. I don't even fully understand the reasons behind the criteria for rankings myself, to be honest. It's just female celebrities I like and who make life bearable!
3) List includes those who identify as female or non-binary at time of posting.
4) The number after their name is the number of points they scored this year.
5) REMEMBER THIS IS JUST THE 2024 LIST USING ONLY 2024 DATA! 2024!
6) Compiled by Team Wacky.

PREVIOUS YEARLY NUMBER ONES

2020: Kiernan Shipka
2021: Kiernan Shipka
2022: Natalie Portman
2023: Jenna Ortega


2024 list (January 1st 2024 - December 31st 2024)

203) Christina Ricci: 1
202) Skye Blue: 1 - If you don't know who someone is, she's probably a wrestler.
201) Jessica Chastain: 3
200) Riho: 3
199) Courtney Eaton: 4
198) Lucinda Armstrong Hall: 4
197) Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 4
196) Ming Na-Wen: 4
195) January Jones: 5
194) Toni Storm: 6
193) Phoebe Tonkin: 7
192) Rihanna: 7
191) Teyonah Parris: 7
190) Kristen Bell: 8
189) Maude Apatow: 8
188) Rosario Dawson: 8
187) Zoey Deutch: 8
186) Avril Lavigne: 9
185) Jakara Jackson: 9
184) Thekla: 9
183) Amy Adams: 11
182) Bayley: 11
181) Anna Hopkins: 12
180) Krysten Ritter: 12
179) Laurel Marsden: 12
178) Shakira: 12
177) Janina Gavankar: 13
176) Katherine McNamara: 13
175) Emilia Jones: 16
174) Natsupoi: 16
173) Cate Blanchett: 17 - It's good she made the list!
172) Danielle Panabaker: 17
171) Jenna Coleman: 19
170) Leni Klum: 19
169) Agam Darshi: 20
168) Lauren Mayberry: 20
167) Olivia Rodrigo: 20
166) Valentina Novakovic: 20
165) Katelyn Nacon: 21
164) Michelle Trachtenberg: 21
163) Blake Lively: 23
162) Hannah Fry: 23 - Should be higher.
161) Yvette Monreal: 23
160) Liv Morgan: 24
159) Camila Mendes: 26
158) Jeri Ryan: 27 - Seven of Nice.
157) Joey King: 27
156) Ivanna Sakhno: 28
155) Sophie Turner: 29
154) Roxanne Perez: 31
153) Lizzy Caplan: 34
152) Alison Brie: 36
151) Cristin Milioti: 36 - She was great in The Penguin.
150) Jasmin Savoy Brown: 36
149) Nicole de Boer: 36 - Ezri beat Seven this year, TAKE THAT, VOYAGER.
148) Tessa Thompson: 36
147) Claudia Doumit: 39
146) Kaia Gerber: 39
145) Peyton Roi List: 40
144) Zelina Vega: 40
143) Holly Earl: 43
142) Emma Myers: 44
141) Emily Kinney: 46 - Too low, I think I took her cuteness for granted.
140) Gemma Arterton: 47
139) Katherine Ryan: 50
138) Kairi Sane: 51
137) Brianna Hildebrand: 54
136) Mariah May: 56
135) Scarlett Estevez: 56
134) Sophie Nélissee: 58 - Probably should be higher.
133) Talia Ryder: 58
132) Ceara Coveney: 65 - Will be higher next year.
131) Ellie Bamber: 68
130) Charlize Theron: 71
129) Kirsten Dunst: 71
128) Lily Collins: 71
127) AJ Odudu: 72
126) Karen Fukuhara: 72
125) Brec Bassinger: 74
124) Dua Lipa: 75
123) Genevieve Buechner: 75 - We don't see enough of her.
122) Jessica Henwick: 79 - Kind of disappeared.
121) Emma Raducanu: 80
120) Adelaide Kane: 81 - They should bring her back to SNW.
119) Hayley Atwell: 82
118) Taylor Swift: 83
117) Isabelle Fuhrman: 84
116) Zoe Kravitz: 86
115) Cara Delevingne: 87
114) Adeline Rudolph: 91
113) Iris Apatow: 95
112) Jameela Jamil: 96 - Should be higher.
111) Amita Suman: 97
110) Kiersey Clemons: 101
109) Chloe Bennet: 107 - I'm happy she returned to list action this year.
108) Mia Goth: 107 - Probably should be higher.
107) Eva Green: 109
106) Kristine Froseth: 109
105) Keira Knightley: 111 - Made a huge comeback in December so this ranking doesn't reflect how much I like her, but it's good to see her.
104) Jennifer Lawrence: 113
103) Gemma Chan: 116
102) Anjli Mohindra: 118
101) Emerald Chan: 119

 

[CaptainWacky]

(Had to divide into two posts because of the character limit.)

100) Monica Barbaro: 123 - A good one to kick off the top one hundred of the year.
99) Pom Klementieff: 128
98) Angourie Rice: 131
97) Barbara Palvin: 134 - I really overrate actresses and underrate models, don't I.
96) Brittany O'Grady: 134 - Good newcomer to watch.
95) Daisy Ridley: 136
94) Felicity Jones: 136 - Too low, her great pics only came in Decemeber so should be higher next time.
93) Imogen Poots: 136 - Pootstastic.
92) Maya Hawke: 136
91) Kristen Stewart: 138
90) Freema Agyeman: 139 - Better every year.
89) Rachel Sennott: 140 - Another debuting girl who should do ever better next year.
88) Asuka: 143
87) Mackenzie Foy: 143 - Lovely horse girl.
86) Freya Allan: 144 - Had some great pics early in the year.
85) Christina Chong: 153
84) Jess Bush: 159 - Beats her SNW co-star by 6 points this year.
83) Billie Eilish: 166
82) Morfydd Clark: 166 - Beautiful actress in terrible tv show.
81) Anita Rani: 169 - I always liked this BBC presenter and finally started following her on Instagram this year, don't judge me.
80) Amanda Seyfried: 172
79) Milly Alcock: 178 - We hardly saw her this year, but next year should be super.
78) Alycia Debnam-Carey: 179 - Would be higher with more exposure.
77) Nathalie Emmanuel: 183
76) Scarlett Johansson: 198
75) Leven Rambin: 201 - I do like what she shows.
74) Isabela Merced: 207 - A good year but next year could see her rise high.
73) Aubrey Plaza: 208 - She's great.
72) Karen Gillan: 211 - Pregnancy meant there weren't as many pics.
71) Sabrina Carpenter: 219 - I tried to resist her at first but come on.
70) Tiya Sircar: 222 - Should be higher.
69) Dakota Fanning: 224
68) Cailee Spaeny: 232 - This is a good ranking but really it's just a preview of the much higher ranking she'll receive next year.
67) Elizabeth Olsen: 232
66) Eiza Gonzalez: 233 - A strong debut, probably too low if anything.
65) Sarah Michelle Gellar: 233 - Continues to be Buffy!
64) Dakota Blue Richards: 240
63) Inde Navarrette: 240
62) Margot Robbie: 249 - Another one disappeared much of the year due to pregnancy but sitll did very well.
61) Ella Hunt: 251
60) Yasmeen Fletcher: 280 - If I ever saw her in something else...
59) Margaret Qualley: 301 - I've liked her for a while but she really became a breakout actress this year and is only going to get bigger.
58) Anne Hathaway: 304 - Annie is lovely.
57) Alexandra Daddario: 310 - Always love to see her.
56) Ritu Arya: 311 - Became super into her this year.
55) Reina Hardesty: 318 - Finally starting to live up to her long predicted potential.
54) Ivana Baquero: 319
53) Kaitlyn Dever: 319 - Slightly lower than I thought she'd be but next year will be big.
52) Maisie Williams: 324 - Man, it feels like we hardly saw her this year, sadly!
51) Chloe Grace Moretz: 332 - I love her beautiful face.
50) Janelle Monae: 356 - A great start to the top fifty.
49) Emily Ratajkowski: 359
48) Iman Vellani: 377 - Great to see her in the top fifty for the second year in a row.
47) Gillian Jacobs: 394 - We don't get much of her, but when we do she's one of the best girls.
46) Amber Midthunder: 405 - Had a lot of great social media content this year.
45) Diane Guerrero: 407 - Deserves more recognition.
44) Kat Dennings: 427 - I'm still a fan.
43) Anna Kendrick: 436 - Another of my all time favourites who disappeared for much of the year but is still great.
42) Charli XCX: 439 - She has arrived.
41) Varada Sethu: 444 - A great finish for her but next year will be even better.
40) Sarah Desjardins: 461 - Lovely actress who YOU probably don't know.
39) Anna Sawai: 462 - Small, cute and award winning.
38) Olivia Wilde: 465 - Yep, made a great comeback in 2024.
37) Millie Gibson: 481 - She was lovely in Doctor Who and I hope we see a lot more of her there and elsewhere.
36) Rebecca Ferguson: 482 - I hope she escapes that silo!
35) Samara Weaving: 496 - Has top level potentail.
34) Ana de Armas: 504 - Stunning beauty.
33) Emma Stone: 563 - Punched that baby.
32) Brie Larson: 567
31) Sadie Sink: 573
30) Kathryn Newton: 587 - Continues to be cute a ton.
29) Milana Vayntrub: 600 - We got more of her this year and she rises accordingly.
28) Ariana Greenblatt: 614 - High level one to wathc.
27) Bailee Madison: 625 - Had a streak of really good pics.
26) Olivia Cooke: 691 - We got a lot of her promoting HotD and turns out she's great.
25) Grace Caroline Currey: 706 - Also deserves high level recogniton.
24) Lauren Tsai: 720 - I love her face.
23) Saoirse Ronan: 726 - Merry Christmas, Saoirse.
22) Elle Fanning: 805 - Surprise drop from the yearly top 20 but you'll see how great she is in the WHOH.
21) Laura Harrier: 838 - Beautiful.
20) Florence Pugh: 882 - Pughtiful.
19) Selena Gomez: 884 - A well deserved top twenty ranking.
18) Natasha Liu Bordizzo: 888 - I'm highly in favour of her.
17) Thomasin McKenzie: 974 - She's a future top tenner for surezie.
16) Emma Roberts: 1101 - Made a great comeback in 2024.
15) Rachel Zegler: 1110 - As predicted last year, she became one of the best of the year.
14) Natalie Portman: 1150 - The all time female celebrity icon finishes highly again.
13) Sophie Thatcher: 1215 - Palest of the year.
12) Xochitl Gomez: 1240 - Super cutie just misses out on the top ten.
11) Sydney Sweeney: 1248 - People are being weird about her on the internet instead of just accpeting that she's great.
10) Jenna Ortega: 1356 - 2023's number one stays in the top ten.
9) Mckenna Grace: 1428 - A great ranking for the new Queen of Cute. Could do even better in 2025.
8) Zendaya: 1469 - Had many amazing pics when promoting her movies this year.
7) Ella Purnell: 1471 - This was the year I fell in love with her.
6) Millie Bobby Brown: 1473 - Another great Millie year and I was getting hugely obsessed with her at the end, one of the favourites to be number one in 2025.
5) Anya Taylor-Joy: 1531 - The Furiosa press tour was an all-timer but she was consistently great the rest of the time too. Top five feels right.
4) Dafne Keen: 1669 - Was very memorable in 2024 and I like her a lot.
3) Adria Arjona: 1736 - Definitely one of my favourites now, one of the best of 2024, and is set to have even more exposure next year...
2) Hailee Steinfeld: 1869 - Her only problem is she disappears for months at a time, but whenever I actually see her she's a Strong Best Girl Contender. A more than worthy runner up.
1) Kiernan Shipka: 1926 - Makes her RETURN to the yearly list number one spot for the first time since 2021 after showing that she is truly the Kikiest girl of them all (and the girl with the scrunchiest nose) in the second half of year! But what does this mean for the Wacky Hot One Hundred...

 

[Dr Dave]

Good list!

 

[CaptainWacky]