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The Wacky Hot One Hundred 2008

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
This is it. Six months in the making. This list was constructed by taking every top ten since November (and the one top twenty) and awarding points based on ranking: 10 for first, 9 for second, 8 for third, etc (and 20 for first, 19 for second and so on in the top 20). Who would do something like that? ME. I don't know if ranking women based on their attractivness really is my autistic obsession for sure, but I can think of no other acceptable reason. Other than reducing females to numbers. My sexuality has become more and more specialised over the months so this list should be looked at as a 100 "sexiest" list or anything like that, just the 100 (okay, it's actually only 30) girls who have appealed most to my Wacky sensibilities over that time. Now, finally, I can move onto a new autistic obsession. Stamp collecting maybe?

(In the even of a tie I went with the girl who featured most recently.)

1) Natalie Portman (83 points): Realistically, there's no one else it could be. Consitently ranks in the top five, often at number one.
2) Anna Paquin (67 points): Another longtime favourite, no surprise here really.
3) Scarlett Johansson (62 points): Another mainstay, deserving of her high ranking.
4) Avril Lavigne (47 points): I wish she was an actress rather than a singer so I didn't have to say "but I don't like her music!" every time I rank her highly.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg (38 points): An impressive showing by Dawnie.
6) Emma Watson (33 points): I'll admit that I overrated her a bit on some of the earlier lists. Probably shouldn't be in the top ten, as there are several below her who should be higher (next entry for example) but I still like her and she doesn't have a man face.
7) Ellen Page (32 points): I want to hump her. Like Deputy Dawg.
8) Eva Green (29 points): A surpise but welcome high ranking for the frenchwoman.
9) Keira Knightley (28 points): Scored highly early, dropped off the list recently. Needs to do something to impress me again.
10) Kristen Bell (25 points): I see her career really taking off in 2008!
11) Shakira (25 points): Smoething about hips.
12) Emilie de Ravin (20 points): I want to have her bay-bee.
13) Summer Galu (20 points): Tight.
14) Emilia Arata (20 points: Only ranked twice, both at number one, then never seen again. Such is the nature of the Big Brother contestant.
15) Rihanna (15 points): ELLA ELLA ELLA
16) Evangeline Lily (14 points): BUT WILL SHE CHOOSE JACK OR SAWYER!?
17) Alizee (12 points): French Lolita (who's about 26.)
18) Kristin Kreuk (12 points): There's a lot of hot girls named Kristen/Kristin.
19) Kristen Stewart (10 points): See? Has one of those faces I just want to fuck.
20) Freema Agyeman (10 points): Now a sexy evil clone!
21) Eliza Taylor-Cotter (8 points)
22) Hayden Panettiere (8 points): Blah. I fell for the hype. Not that hot.
23) Kelly Clarkson (6 points): Has hazel eyes, I hear.
24) Tricia Helfer (6 points)
25) Tania Raymonde (5 points): Alex.
26) Anna Friel (5 points)
27) Allison Mack (4 points)
28) Lita (3 points): Woulld be higher if she was still in WWE.
29) Christy Hemme (2 points): I watch wrestling.
30) Gail Kim (1 point): A lot.

QUESTIONS, COMMENTS?
 
That's a good list, I agree with the ones that I've heard of before. Probably agree with the ones I've nevr heard of but I'm too lazy to Google them right now.
 
I'm not into Kristin Kreuk. I just can't get over her acting, therefore her hotness factor goes down.

Love Anna Friel. WTG Chloe!
 
Speaking of hot...Katee Sackhoff is in next week's TV Guide as one of the 38 sexiest stars on TV.

And Six and Boomer aren't!

Great picture of her, though. I'll see if I can find it. She cleans up well. <g>
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt is cute but she's FAR from the sexiest chick on TV.
 
Way to go, Chloe. :)

I think I'm one of the few who haven't jumped on the Ellen Page bandwagon yet.
 
There is a certainy randomness that makes it EXCITING and AROUSING, I suppose!

I should have posted an image of all thirty to make it more professional.
 
I posted pics of the guys in my thread.

BUT NOT BECAUSE ANYBODY ASKED ME TO, NO, NOT BECAUSE OF THAT
 
CaptainWacky said:
This is it. Six months in the making. This list was constructed by taking every top ten since November (and the one top twenty) and awarding points based on ranking: 10 for first, 9 for second, 8 for third, etc (and 20 for first, 19 for second and so on in the top 20). Who would do something like that? ME. I don't know if ranking women based on their attractivness really is my autistic obsession for sure, but I can think of no other acceptable reason. Other than reducing females to numbers. My sexuality has become more and more specialised over the months so this list should be looked at as a 100 "sexiest" list or anything like that, just the 100 (okay, it's actually only 30) girls who have appealed most to my Wacky sensibilities over that time. Now, finally, I can move onto a new autistic obsession. Stamp collecting maybe?

(In the even of a tie I went with the girl who featured most recently.)

1) Natalie Portman (83 points): Realistically, there's no one else it could be. Consitently ranks in the top five, often at number one.
2) Anna Paquin (67 points): Another longtime favourite, no surprise here really.
3) Scarlett Johansson (62 points): Another mainstay, deserving of her high ranking.
4) Avril Lavigne (47 points): I wish she was an actress rather than a singer so I didn't have to say "but I don't like her music!" every time I rank her highly.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg (38 points): An impressive showing by Dawnie.
6) Emma Watson (33 points): I'll admit that I overrated her a bit on some of the earlier lists. Probably shouldn't be in the top ten, as there are several below her who should be higher (next entry for example) but I still like her and she doesn't have a man face.
7) Ellen Page (32 points): I want to hump her. Like Deputy Dawg.
8) Eva Green (29 points): A surpise but welcome high ranking for the frenchwoman.
9) Keira Knightley (28 points): Scored highly early, dropped off the list recently. Needs to do something to impress me again.
10) Kristen Bell (25 points): I see her career really taking off in 2008!
11) Shakira (25 points): Smoething about hips.
12) Emilie de Ravin (20 points): I want to have her bay-bee.
13) Summer Galu (20 points): Tight.
14) Emilia Arata (20 points: Only ranked twice, both at number one, then never seen again. Such is the nature of the Big Brother contestant.
15) Rihanna (15 points): ELLA ELLA ELLA
16) Evangeline Lily (14 points): BUT WILL SHE CHOOSE JACK OR SAWYER!?
17) Alizee (12 points): French Lolita (who's about 26.)
18) Kristin Kreuk (12 points): There's a lot of hot girls named Kristen/Kristin.
19) Kristen Stewart (10 points): See? Has one of those faces I just want to fuck.
20) Freema Agyeman (10 points): Now a sexy evil clone!
21) Eliza Taylor-Cotter (8 points)
22) Hayden Panettiere (8 points): Blah. I fell for the hype. Not that hot.
23) Kelly Clarkson (6 points): Has hazel eyes, I hear.
24) Tricia Helfer (6 points)
25) Tania Raymonde (5 points): Alex.
26) Anna Friel (5 points)
27) Allison Mack (4 points)
28) Lita (3 points): Woulld be higher if she was still in WWE.
29) Christy Hemme (2 points): I watch wrestling.
30) Gail Kim (1 point): A lot.

QUESTIONS, COMMENTS?
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Interesting list!
 
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