CaptainWacky
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1) The last list (version 10) covered the period November 2007 to February 2013. I have kept METICULOUS records since then. ALL I've done is add the points from the last nine months onto that list. Therefore, I'm really only doing A TENTH as much work as it looks like. And I'm only a tenth as crazy as you think. Which is still pretty crazy.
2) In the weekly top twenties, twenty points are awarded for first place, nineteen for second, eighteen for third and so on. In the rare top twenty fives number one gets twenty five points and so on. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead (and if they were both on the same list most recently, the one who was higher that week is ranked ahead.)
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 225 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) Remember that this list is going back six years. Some of the girls on it have only been added recently. Some have been on it for over five years. It obviously does not necessarily represent my current thinking. It is not supposed to be a definitive "hottest girl" list in any way either. It merely represents my thinking over the last six years and ranks the girls who have been most successful in that time. It is a representation of my brain more than anything else. I'm not "judging" any of the girls here. Only myself...
5) Yes, I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane. Really all of you are to blame for encouraging and enabling me. I wouldn't do it without you!
6) I don't know who half these girls are.
7) Version 12 in August 2014 will be even better!
8) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS NUMBER ONES
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
Version 4: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 5: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 6: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 7: Natalie Portman
Version 8: Natalie Portman
Version 9: Natalie Portman
Version 10: Natalie Portman
AND NOW...
325) Gail Kim: 1 point.
324) Beth Phoenix: 2 points.
323) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
322) Juliet Landau: 2 points.
321) Zelda Williams: 2 points.
320) Kathleen Munroe: 2 points.
319) Isy Suttie: 2 points. It's Dobbie!
318) Lita: 3 points.
317) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
316) Alexandra Moen: 3 points.
315) Celina Jade: 3 points.
314) Michelle Heaton: 4 points.
313) Rachel McAdams: 4 points.
312) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
311) Paloma Vivanco: 4 points.
310) Tina Majorino: 4 points.
309) Lacey Banghard: 4 points.
308) Mia Kirshner: 4 points.
307) Dichen Lachman: 5 points.
306) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points.
305) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points.
304) Olivia Williams: 5 points.
303) Abigail Spencer: 5 points.
302) Emily Head: 5 points. Her dad is cool.
301) Kristina Shannon: 5 points.
300) Jessica De Gouw: 5 points.
299) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points. BEHIND THESE HAZEL EYES.
298) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
297) Zuleikha Robinson: 6 points.
296) Rachel Ifon: 6 points.
295) Hannah Tointon: 6 points.
294) Freya Mavor: 6 points.
293) Kristina Anapau: 6 points.
292) Daisy Beaumont: 6 points.
291) Liza Lapira: 6 points.
290) Kelly Hu: 6 points.
289) Franka Potente: 7 points.
288) Liz Locke: 7 points.
287) Tamsin Egerton: 7 points.
286) Ali Larter: 8 points.
285) Anna Friel: 8 points.
284) Yuko Takeuchi: 8 points.
283) Lena Meyer-Landrut: 8 points.
282) Eliza Taylor: 8 points. Janae from Neighbours.
281) Rashida Jones: 8 points.
280) Elisabeth Moss: 8 points. Vixen by night.
279) Hannah Murray: 8 points.
278) Kacey Rohl: 8 points.
277) Anita Rani: 8 points. FOR FUDDLEMIFF.
276) Amrita Rao: 9 points.
275) Agam Darshi: 9 points.
274) Sarah Lancaster: 9 points.
273) Claire Forlani: 9 points.
272) Gemma Chan: 9 points. She kissed Katie McGrath.
271) Elizabeth Henstridge: 9 points. I still think her accent is fake.
270) Kathryn Prescott: 10 points.
269) Christina Aguilera: 10 points.
268) Lisa Edelstein: 10 points.
267) Liane Balaban: 10 points. Remember her in Alphas remember.
266) Ellie Kendrick: 10 points.
265) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
264) Rosa Mendes: 11 points.
263) Chloe Annett: 12 points. Remember when Red Dwarf came back last year? She wasn't in it.
262) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
261) Jade Ewen: 12 points.
260) Leven Rambin: 12 points.
259) Billie Piper: 12 points. Lowest ranked Doctor Who companion!
258) Allison Scagliotti: 12 points.
257) Bella Heathcote: 12 points.
256) Lily Collins: 12 points.
255) Sonya Walger: 13 points.
254) KT Tunstall: 13 points.
253) Sibel Kekilli: 13 points.
252) Tiffany Pisani: 13 points.
251) Juno Temple: 13 points. She'll be a big star soon.
250) Laura Moore: 14 points.
249) Helen Skelton: 14 points. FOR GAGDASSIA.
248) Allie Goertz: 14 points. She sings good on Youtube.
247) Kate Walsh: 15 points.
246) Ekaterina Ivanova: 15 points.
245) Alexis Bledel: 15 points.
244) Melody Hossain: 15 points.
243) Erica Durance: 15 points.
242) Georgia Salpa: 15 points.
241) Michelle Monaghan: 15 points.
240) Rebecca Mader: 16 points. Mum says she's not allowed chocolate before dinner.
239) Mekenna Melvin: 16 points.
238) Esmé Bianco: 16 points. Ros died.
237) Emily Browning: 16 points.
236) Alice Smith: 16 points.
235) Jaimie Alexander: 17 points.
234) Alesha Dixon: 18 points.
233) Nicole de Boer: 18 points.
232) Eve Myles: 18 points.
231) Maria Kanellis: 18 points.
230) Pink: 19 points.
229) Sophie Winkleman: 19 points. Big Suze!
228) Leighton Meester: 19 points. Not the highest ranked Gossip Girl star on the list.
227) Alice Eve: 19 points. Remember when she was in her underwear in STID? That was pointless.
226) Ellie Goulding: 19 points. I like her voice.
225) Emilia Arata: 20 points.
224) Georgia Moffet: 20 points.
223) Cassidy Freeman: 20 points.
222) Liz Bonnin: 20 points.
221) Lady GaGa: 20 points.
220) Sheridan Smith: 21 points.
219) Christine Adams: 21 points.
218) Caroline Dhavernas: 21 points.
217) Miracle Laurie: 22 points.
216) Alizee: 22 points. Blast from the past.
215) Caoimhe Guilfoyle: 22 points.
214) Alia Shawkat: 22 points. She has to live in Sudden Valley.
213) Ming-Na Wen: 22 points. At 49 she's the oldest woman on the list, fact fans.
212) Adriana Lima: 23 points.
211) Hira Habibshah: 23 points. Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah.
210) Lydia Wilson: 24 points. Remember her in one episode of Dirk Gently and nothing else?
209) Lea Seydoux: 24 points.
208) Grace Park: 25 points.
207) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points.
206) Natalie Imbruglia: 25 points.
205) Antoina Thomas: 25 points.
204) Sarah Carter: 25 points.
203) Carice Van Houten: 25 points. For the night is dark and full of terrors.
202) Nathalie Emmanuel: 25 points. There's a lot of Girls Of Thrones on here. Try to spot them all!
201) Carly Rae Jepsen: 25 points. And this list is crazy...
200) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. LOL.
199) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
198) Stella English: 26 points.
197) Rose Leslie: 26 points. You know nothing, Jon Snow.
196) Taissa Farmiga: 26 points. A cute debut.
195) Sienna Guillory: 27 points.
194) Amber Tamblyn: 27 points.
193) Alice Roberts: 27 points.
192) Kaya Scodelario: 27 points.
191) Sarah Jones: 28 points.
190) Rachel Rice: 29 points. She was the best Big Brother winner.
189) Michelle Forbes: 29 points.
188) Katherine Jenkins: 29 points.
187) Victoria Coren-Mitchell: 29 points. Name change!
186) Emma Walker: 30 points.
185) Ashley Eckstein: 30 points.
184) Maisy James: 30 points.
183) Katee Sachoff: 30 points.
182) Sara Folino: 31 points.
181) Isla Fisher: 32 points.
180) Rekha Sharma: 33 points.
179) Helena Bonham Carter: 33 points.
178) Catrin Stewart: 34 points. She's good in Doctor Who.
177) Polly Walker: 35 points.
176) Scarlett Pomers: 35 points.
175) Sarah Shahi: 35 points.
174) Holly Earl: 36 points.
173) Freida Pinto: 36 points.
172) Noirin Kelly: 37 points.
171) Roxanne McKee: 37 points.
170) Lara Pulver: 37 points.
169) Adelaide Kane: 38 points.
168) Genevieve Buechner: 39 points.
167) Faye Palmer: 40 points.
166) AJ Lee: 40 points.
165) Jessica Brown Findlay: 41 points.
164) Rachelle Lefevre: 41 points.
163) Courtney Ford: 42 points.
162) Lexa Doig: 42 points.
161) Jaime Murray: 42 points. Pardon her tits.
160) Sophia Myles: 43 points.
159) Emily Bett Rickards: 43 points. She's really good on Arrow!
158) Emmy Rossum: 44 points. Michelle Trachtenberg's friend.
157) Pixie Lott: 46 points.
156) Maryse Oullet: 46 points.
155) Amelia Rose Blaire: 47 points.
154) Helen Louise Milligan: 48 points.
153) Chloe Bennet: 49 points. I think she's nice okay HATERS.
152) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points. Meh.
151) Sarah Chalke: 50 points.
150) Oona Chaplin: 50 points.
149) Janet Montgomery: 51 points. Known for two episodes of Merlin!
148) Lucy Griffiths: 51 points.
147) Elyse Levesque: 52 points.
146) Eliza Doolittle: 53 points.
145) Holly Willoughby: 54 points.
144) Luisa Zissman: 54 points. High ranked Apprentice contestant!
143) Louise Cliffe: 55 points.
142) Rooney Mara: 57 points. Underrated.
141) Rihanna: 59 points.
140) Alaina Huffman: 59 points.
139) Gemma Pranita: 59 points.
138) Lydia Louisa: 59 points.
137) Lauren Carre: 59 points. Aww, it's nice that her and Lydia are together.
136) Sienna Miller: 60 points.
135) Vera Filatova: 60 points. Russian eyes.
134) Ola Jordan: 61 points.
133) Britt Robertson: 62 points. Under The Dome...
132) Eliza Dushku: 63 points. Yo!
131) Amanda Righetti: 66 points.
130) Kristin Kreuk: 67 points.
129) Megan Fox: 68 points. Yes she's still too high, but she serves as a warning from history.
128) Sunshine Martyn: 69 points. Liked crisps a lot.
127) Kandyse McClure: 70 points. She'd be higher if she was in things more.
126) Carey Mulligan: 71 points. Still looked best with Sally Sparrow hair.
125) Marina Diamandis: 71 points. She's a singer.
124) Konnie Huq: 71 points. I like Charlie Brooker even after Ten O'Clock Live.
123) Beyonce: 73 points.
122) Tania Raymonde: 74 points.
121) Anna Chlumsky: 74 points. My Girl.
120) Cheryl Cole: 75 points.
119) Aimee Garcia: 77 points. Remember when they made her a regular in Dexter's final season then she did nothing?
118) Tricia Helfer: 79 points.
117) Cate Blanchett: 81 points. A good elf.
116) Julie Benz: 82 points.
115) Shriya Saran: 83 points. FOR FBI PARTE DUE.
114) Leah Cairns: 85 points. Racetrack.
113) Lauren Laverne: 85 points.
112) Jennifer Carpenter: 85 points. Says fuck a lot (after reading Dexter scripts.)
111) Olivia Thirlby: 85 points.
110) Taylor Swift: 86 points. Gaga's out, Swift is in.
109) Rebecca Hall: 87 points.
108) Julie McNiven: 89 points.
107) Blake Lively: 92 points. Leighton Meester should be higher than her, on reflection.
106) Emma Willis: 96 points. Sorry Brian Dowling.
105) Kristen Bell: 98 points.
104) Tatiana Maslany: 98 points. She should be on the list six times really! A good debut ranking.
103) Azita Ghanizada: 98 points. Always has good hair.
102) Jordy Lucas: 99 points. Summer Hoyland.
101) Layla El: 102 points. Highest ranked wrestler!
100) Laila Rouass: 106 points. She should be in GOT or something.
99) Aubrey Plaza: 106 points. Aubrey makes the top one hundred in her very first time on the list!
98) Elizabeth Mitchell: 107 points. She burnt her hands...and her muffins.
97) Odette Annable: 110 points.
96) Talulah Riley: 113 points. Whatever happened to her?
95) Allison Mack: 114 points. I watched Smallville for ten years.
94) Yvonne Strahovski: 114 points. She's tall.
93) Caitlin Stasey: 118 points. Star of the CW's Reign!
92) Rose Byrne: 121 points.
91) Jeri Ryan: 121 points. She's still got it!
90) Alessandra Torresani: 122 points. She was good on Caprica.
89) María Valverde: 123 points.
88) Alice Levine: 124 points.
87) Pippa Black: 126 points. Elle Robinson.
86) Taylor Momsen: 126 points. Sex positive hero.
85) Amber Heard: 126 points.
84) Michelle Ryan: 129 points.
83) Peyton List: 131 points. Hot babysitter/nurse from Flashforward! (She's been in other things.)
82) Emilie de Ravin: 134 points. The real Clairebear.
81) Willa Holland: 134 points. She's cute on Arrow.
80) Lizzy Caplan: 136 points. Lizzy moves up the rankings.
79) January Jones: 138 points.
78) Moon Bloodgood: 146 points.
77) Sarah Silverman: 148 points. Sarah Silverman takes a big jump up the rankings and FRANKLY I think she could be ever higher.
76) Krysten Ritter: 149 points. I'm sad that Bitch 23 finished but at least I saw her in BREAKING BAD too.
75) Katy Perry: 150 points. Don't really get her anymore.
74) Gwyneth Paltrow: 150 points. Gwyneth rightly moves up the rankings. Thanks to GOOP.
73) Lily Allen: 153 points. She turned her back on fame.
72) Freema Agyeman: 155 points. Another one who could be higher if we saw her more.
71) Janina Gavankar: 156 points. She was naked all the time on True Blood.
70) Amy Adams: 158 points. She's good.
69) Marion Cotillard: 160 points. Marion jumps up the rankings!
68) Lena Headey: 164 points. She's good at being drunk.
67) Natalie Dormer: 183 points. It's nice that three GOT actresses are together! Big jump up the rankings too.
66) Sophie Turner: 185 points. HIGHEST NEW ENTRY! The sky's the limit for Sansa Stark.
65) Margot Robbie: 187 points. She seems to be doing well post Neighbours.
64) Valentina Novakovic: 190 points. Tash from Neighbours beats Donna from Neighbours though.
63) Evan Rachel Wood: 194 points. She had a baby.
62) Lacey Chabert: 194 points. Lacey jumps the rankings thanks to Maxim!
61) Christina Hendricks: 202 points. Red hair.
60) Emma Stone: 206 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
59) Olivia Munn: 207 points.
58) Amber Benson: 207 points. I still like Amber Benson and probably always will!
57) Rachel Nichols: 212 points. Continuum is actually a good show.
56) Zoe Saldana: 215 points.
55) Cobie Smulders: 215 points. Cobie moves up the rankings.
54) Kelly Brook: 217 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA...again.
53) Emily Blunt: 222 points. I don't know why she's so high. One of the quirks of the list.
52) Emma Roberts: 224 points. Emma Roberts takes a nice leap up the rankings. Should be even higher next time.
51) Felicia Day: 228 points. Just missing out on the top fifty!
50) Lauren Cohan: 229 points. The HOTTING Dead (instead of The Walking Dead.)
49) Laura Vandervoort: 243 points. She's a super girl!
48) Jenna Coleman: 254 points. Jenna drops the Louise and moves up nearly one hundred places! Not bad!
47) Hayley Atwell: 257 points. She's reallyl great and English.
46) Jennifer Lawrence: 262 points. Jennifer goes from number 205 to the top fifty. She keeps getting better.
45) Laura Mennell: 266 points. She was good in Alphas.
44) Kym Valentine: 272 points. I miss Libby Kennedy.
43) Dreama Walker: 289 points. I miss Apartment 23. Good eyes.
42) Kari Byron: 284 points. I miss Mythbusters.
41) Ashleigh Brewer: 302 points. Highest ranked Neighbours girl!
40) Morena Baccarin: 305 points. She's good.
39) Liv Tyler: 305 points. Liv moves up the rankings a couple of places. She's got a really good face.
38) Kristen Stewart: 306 points. Kristen Stewart RIGHTFULLY moves up the rankings. She's hot.
37) Shakira: 312 points. Because hips don't lie.
36) Kate Winslet: 312 points. She's pregnant!
35) Amy Acker: 320 points. She's a person of interest for sure.
34) Jessica Pare: 339 points. Great teeth.
33) Jessica Biel: 344 points. Jessica Biel moves up the rankings and I can see why (it's because she's nice.)
32) Anjili Mohindra: 415 points. I miss the SJA and Rani.
31) Emilia Clarke: 477 points. The highest ranked Girl of Thrones just misses out on the top thirty.
30) Charlize Theron: 502 points. Everyone likes her.
29) Anna Paquin: 516 points. She was one of my favourites in the early days of the list. Things changes.
28) Ellen Page: 526 points. She's so short and cute and cool.
27) Anna Popplewell: 536 points. Another star of the CW's Reigh!
26) Anna Kendrick: 539 points. Anna moves up an amazing 52 places. She's great!
25) Imogen Poots: 546 points. She's the most Pootsy.
24) Keira Knightley: 616 points. Keira is proof that someone can drop off the list then make a huge comeback. Great face.
23) Emma Watson: 648 points. She's a bit too high but I still like her.
22) Rachel Riley: 650 points. From Countdown.
21) Karen Gillan: 668 points. Karen just misses out on the top twenty. Highest ranked Scottish person.
20) Evangeline Lilly: 690 points. Soon to be an elf for real this time.
19) Magda Apanowicz: 705 points. Magda cracks the top twenty! I hope she's in Continuum season 3.
18) Avril Lavigne: 732 points. She's friends with Billy Zane and that's cool.
17) Kate Beckinsale: 750 points. Kate stays in the top twenty but is no longer the highest ranked English woman.
16) Mila Kunis: 767 points. She's nice.
15) Summer Glau: 834 points. She's still on tv!
14) Deborah Ann Woll: 856 points. She's the best thing about True Blood by far.
13) Gemma Arterton: 889 points. She's the highest ranked English girl! And a worthy one.
12) Alison Brie: 978 points. Alison keeps the exact same ranking as last time.
11) Eva Green: 1073 points. Eva Green finally drops out of the top ten but I still really like her OKAY.
10) Katie McGrath: 1235 points. No more Merlin means we don't see much of Katie now.
9) Amanda Seyfried: 1247 points. Amanda Seyfried and her hair move up one place.
8) Anne Hathaway: 1284 points. Anne rightly makes it back into the top ten, moving up three places.
7) Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 1296 points. Another great ranking for MEW!
6) Kat Dennings: 1387 points. Kat moves up two places which is huge in the top ten.
5) Gillian Jacobs: 1584 points. She's one of the best people ever.
4) Scarlett Johansson: 1765 points. ScarJo stays at four and also stays really really great in every way.
3) Olivia Wilde: 2464 points. It was close, but Olivia Wilde stays at third. Happy pregnancy!
2) Michelle Trachtenberg: 2471 points. Yes I had a Michelle Trachtenberg downturn for a while, but I'm fully back on the Trachtenside now and happy she's still in second place!
1) Natalie Portman: 3045 points. But of course Natalie is number one. Look at the last six years. She's been Natalie in all of them. I still love her. Actual love.
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
2) In the weekly top twenties, twenty points are awarded for first place, nineteen for second, eighteen for third and so on. In the rare top twenty fives number one gets twenty five points and so on. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead (and if they were both on the same list most recently, the one who was higher that week is ranked ahead.)
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 225 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) Remember that this list is going back six years. Some of the girls on it have only been added recently. Some have been on it for over five years. It obviously does not necessarily represent my current thinking. It is not supposed to be a definitive "hottest girl" list in any way either. It merely represents my thinking over the last six years and ranks the girls who have been most successful in that time. It is a representation of my brain more than anything else. I'm not "judging" any of the girls here. Only myself...
5) Yes, I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane. Really all of you are to blame for encouraging and enabling me. I wouldn't do it without you!
6) I don't know who half these girls are.
7) Version 12 in August 2014 will be even better!
8) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS NUMBER ONES
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
Version 4: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 5: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 6: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 7: Natalie Portman
Version 8: Natalie Portman
Version 9: Natalie Portman
Version 10: Natalie Portman
AND NOW...
325) Gail Kim: 1 point.
324) Beth Phoenix: 2 points.
323) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
322) Juliet Landau: 2 points.
321) Zelda Williams: 2 points.
320) Kathleen Munroe: 2 points.
319) Isy Suttie: 2 points. It's Dobbie!
318) Lita: 3 points.
317) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
316) Alexandra Moen: 3 points.
315) Celina Jade: 3 points.
314) Michelle Heaton: 4 points.
313) Rachel McAdams: 4 points.
312) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
311) Paloma Vivanco: 4 points.
310) Tina Majorino: 4 points.
309) Lacey Banghard: 4 points.
308) Mia Kirshner: 4 points.
307) Dichen Lachman: 5 points.
306) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points.
305) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points.
304) Olivia Williams: 5 points.
303) Abigail Spencer: 5 points.
302) Emily Head: 5 points. Her dad is cool.
301) Kristina Shannon: 5 points.
300) Jessica De Gouw: 5 points.
299) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points. BEHIND THESE HAZEL EYES.
298) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
297) Zuleikha Robinson: 6 points.
296) Rachel Ifon: 6 points.
295) Hannah Tointon: 6 points.
294) Freya Mavor: 6 points.
293) Kristina Anapau: 6 points.
292) Daisy Beaumont: 6 points.
291) Liza Lapira: 6 points.
290) Kelly Hu: 6 points.
289) Franka Potente: 7 points.
288) Liz Locke: 7 points.
287) Tamsin Egerton: 7 points.
286) Ali Larter: 8 points.
285) Anna Friel: 8 points.
284) Yuko Takeuchi: 8 points.
283) Lena Meyer-Landrut: 8 points.
282) Eliza Taylor: 8 points. Janae from Neighbours.
281) Rashida Jones: 8 points.
280) Elisabeth Moss: 8 points. Vixen by night.
279) Hannah Murray: 8 points.
278) Kacey Rohl: 8 points.
277) Anita Rani: 8 points. FOR FUDDLEMIFF.
276) Amrita Rao: 9 points.
275) Agam Darshi: 9 points.
274) Sarah Lancaster: 9 points.
273) Claire Forlani: 9 points.
272) Gemma Chan: 9 points. She kissed Katie McGrath.
271) Elizabeth Henstridge: 9 points. I still think her accent is fake.
270) Kathryn Prescott: 10 points.
269) Christina Aguilera: 10 points.
268) Lisa Edelstein: 10 points.
267) Liane Balaban: 10 points. Remember her in Alphas remember.
266) Ellie Kendrick: 10 points.
265) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
264) Rosa Mendes: 11 points.
263) Chloe Annett: 12 points. Remember when Red Dwarf came back last year? She wasn't in it.
262) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
261) Jade Ewen: 12 points.
260) Leven Rambin: 12 points.
259) Billie Piper: 12 points. Lowest ranked Doctor Who companion!
258) Allison Scagliotti: 12 points.
257) Bella Heathcote: 12 points.
256) Lily Collins: 12 points.
255) Sonya Walger: 13 points.
254) KT Tunstall: 13 points.
253) Sibel Kekilli: 13 points.
252) Tiffany Pisani: 13 points.
251) Juno Temple: 13 points. She'll be a big star soon.
250) Laura Moore: 14 points.
249) Helen Skelton: 14 points. FOR GAGDASSIA.
248) Allie Goertz: 14 points. She sings good on Youtube.
247) Kate Walsh: 15 points.
246) Ekaterina Ivanova: 15 points.
245) Alexis Bledel: 15 points.
244) Melody Hossain: 15 points.
243) Erica Durance: 15 points.
242) Georgia Salpa: 15 points.
241) Michelle Monaghan: 15 points.
240) Rebecca Mader: 16 points. Mum says she's not allowed chocolate before dinner.
239) Mekenna Melvin: 16 points.
238) Esmé Bianco: 16 points. Ros died.
237) Emily Browning: 16 points.
236) Alice Smith: 16 points.
235) Jaimie Alexander: 17 points.
234) Alesha Dixon: 18 points.
233) Nicole de Boer: 18 points.
232) Eve Myles: 18 points.
231) Maria Kanellis: 18 points.
230) Pink: 19 points.
229) Sophie Winkleman: 19 points. Big Suze!
228) Leighton Meester: 19 points. Not the highest ranked Gossip Girl star on the list.
227) Alice Eve: 19 points. Remember when she was in her underwear in STID? That was pointless.
226) Ellie Goulding: 19 points. I like her voice.
225) Emilia Arata: 20 points.
224) Georgia Moffet: 20 points.
223) Cassidy Freeman: 20 points.
222) Liz Bonnin: 20 points.
221) Lady GaGa: 20 points.
220) Sheridan Smith: 21 points.
219) Christine Adams: 21 points.
218) Caroline Dhavernas: 21 points.
217) Miracle Laurie: 22 points.
216) Alizee: 22 points. Blast from the past.
215) Caoimhe Guilfoyle: 22 points.
214) Alia Shawkat: 22 points. She has to live in Sudden Valley.
213) Ming-Na Wen: 22 points. At 49 she's the oldest woman on the list, fact fans.
212) Adriana Lima: 23 points.
211) Hira Habibshah: 23 points. Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah.
210) Lydia Wilson: 24 points. Remember her in one episode of Dirk Gently and nothing else?
209) Lea Seydoux: 24 points.
208) Grace Park: 25 points.
207) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points.
206) Natalie Imbruglia: 25 points.
205) Antoina Thomas: 25 points.
204) Sarah Carter: 25 points.
203) Carice Van Houten: 25 points. For the night is dark and full of terrors.
202) Nathalie Emmanuel: 25 points. There's a lot of Girls Of Thrones on here. Try to spot them all!
201) Carly Rae Jepsen: 25 points. And this list is crazy...
TOP TWO HUNDRED
200) Hayden Panettiere: 26 points. LOL.
199) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
198) Stella English: 26 points.
197) Rose Leslie: 26 points. You know nothing, Jon Snow.
196) Taissa Farmiga: 26 points. A cute debut.
195) Sienna Guillory: 27 points.
194) Amber Tamblyn: 27 points.
193) Alice Roberts: 27 points.
192) Kaya Scodelario: 27 points.
191) Sarah Jones: 28 points.
190) Rachel Rice: 29 points. She was the best Big Brother winner.
189) Michelle Forbes: 29 points.
188) Katherine Jenkins: 29 points.
187) Victoria Coren-Mitchell: 29 points. Name change!
186) Emma Walker: 30 points.
185) Ashley Eckstein: 30 points.
184) Maisy James: 30 points.
183) Katee Sachoff: 30 points.
182) Sara Folino: 31 points.
181) Isla Fisher: 32 points.
180) Rekha Sharma: 33 points.
179) Helena Bonham Carter: 33 points.
178) Catrin Stewart: 34 points. She's good in Doctor Who.
177) Polly Walker: 35 points.
176) Scarlett Pomers: 35 points.
175) Sarah Shahi: 35 points.
174) Holly Earl: 36 points.
173) Freida Pinto: 36 points.
172) Noirin Kelly: 37 points.
171) Roxanne McKee: 37 points.
170) Lara Pulver: 37 points.
169) Adelaide Kane: 38 points.
168) Genevieve Buechner: 39 points.
167) Faye Palmer: 40 points.
166) AJ Lee: 40 points.
165) Jessica Brown Findlay: 41 points.
164) Rachelle Lefevre: 41 points.
163) Courtney Ford: 42 points.
162) Lexa Doig: 42 points.
161) Jaime Murray: 42 points. Pardon her tits.
160) Sophia Myles: 43 points.
159) Emily Bett Rickards: 43 points. She's really good on Arrow!
158) Emmy Rossum: 44 points. Michelle Trachtenberg's friend.
157) Pixie Lott: 46 points.
156) Maryse Oullet: 46 points.
155) Amelia Rose Blaire: 47 points.
154) Helen Louise Milligan: 48 points.
153) Chloe Bennet: 49 points. I think she's nice okay HATERS.
152) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points. Meh.
151) Sarah Chalke: 50 points.
150) Oona Chaplin: 50 points.
149) Janet Montgomery: 51 points. Known for two episodes of Merlin!
148) Lucy Griffiths: 51 points.
147) Elyse Levesque: 52 points.
146) Eliza Doolittle: 53 points.
145) Holly Willoughby: 54 points.
144) Luisa Zissman: 54 points. High ranked Apprentice contestant!
143) Louise Cliffe: 55 points.
142) Rooney Mara: 57 points. Underrated.
141) Rihanna: 59 points.
140) Alaina Huffman: 59 points.
139) Gemma Pranita: 59 points.
138) Lydia Louisa: 59 points.
137) Lauren Carre: 59 points. Aww, it's nice that her and Lydia are together.
136) Sienna Miller: 60 points.
135) Vera Filatova: 60 points. Russian eyes.
134) Ola Jordan: 61 points.
133) Britt Robertson: 62 points. Under The Dome...
132) Eliza Dushku: 63 points. Yo!
131) Amanda Righetti: 66 points.
130) Kristin Kreuk: 67 points.
129) Megan Fox: 68 points. Yes she's still too high, but she serves as a warning from history.
128) Sunshine Martyn: 69 points. Liked crisps a lot.
127) Kandyse McClure: 70 points. She'd be higher if she was in things more.
126) Carey Mulligan: 71 points. Still looked best with Sally Sparrow hair.
125) Marina Diamandis: 71 points. She's a singer.
124) Konnie Huq: 71 points. I like Charlie Brooker even after Ten O'Clock Live.
123) Beyonce: 73 points.
122) Tania Raymonde: 74 points.
121) Anna Chlumsky: 74 points. My Girl.
120) Cheryl Cole: 75 points.
119) Aimee Garcia: 77 points. Remember when they made her a regular in Dexter's final season then she did nothing?
118) Tricia Helfer: 79 points.
117) Cate Blanchett: 81 points. A good elf.
116) Julie Benz: 82 points.
115) Shriya Saran: 83 points. FOR FBI PARTE DUE.
114) Leah Cairns: 85 points. Racetrack.
113) Lauren Laverne: 85 points.
112) Jennifer Carpenter: 85 points. Says fuck a lot (after reading Dexter scripts.)
111) Olivia Thirlby: 85 points.
110) Taylor Swift: 86 points. Gaga's out, Swift is in.
109) Rebecca Hall: 87 points.
108) Julie McNiven: 89 points.
107) Blake Lively: 92 points. Leighton Meester should be higher than her, on reflection.
106) Emma Willis: 96 points. Sorry Brian Dowling.
105) Kristen Bell: 98 points.
104) Tatiana Maslany: 98 points. She should be on the list six times really! A good debut ranking.
103) Azita Ghanizada: 98 points. Always has good hair.
102) Jordy Lucas: 99 points. Summer Hoyland.
101) Layla El: 102 points. Highest ranked wrestler!
TOP ONE HUNDRED
100) Laila Rouass: 106 points. She should be in GOT or something.
99) Aubrey Plaza: 106 points. Aubrey makes the top one hundred in her very first time on the list!
98) Elizabeth Mitchell: 107 points. She burnt her hands...and her muffins.
97) Odette Annable: 110 points.
96) Talulah Riley: 113 points. Whatever happened to her?
95) Allison Mack: 114 points. I watched Smallville for ten years.
94) Yvonne Strahovski: 114 points. She's tall.
93) Caitlin Stasey: 118 points. Star of the CW's Reign!
92) Rose Byrne: 121 points.
91) Jeri Ryan: 121 points. She's still got it!
90) Alessandra Torresani: 122 points. She was good on Caprica.
89) María Valverde: 123 points.
88) Alice Levine: 124 points.
87) Pippa Black: 126 points. Elle Robinson.
86) Taylor Momsen: 126 points. Sex positive hero.
85) Amber Heard: 126 points.
84) Michelle Ryan: 129 points.
83) Peyton List: 131 points. Hot babysitter/nurse from Flashforward! (She's been in other things.)
82) Emilie de Ravin: 134 points. The real Clairebear.
81) Willa Holland: 134 points. She's cute on Arrow.
80) Lizzy Caplan: 136 points. Lizzy moves up the rankings.
79) January Jones: 138 points.
78) Moon Bloodgood: 146 points.
77) Sarah Silverman: 148 points. Sarah Silverman takes a big jump up the rankings and FRANKLY I think she could be ever higher.
76) Krysten Ritter: 149 points. I'm sad that Bitch 23 finished but at least I saw her in BREAKING BAD too.
75) Katy Perry: 150 points. Don't really get her anymore.
74) Gwyneth Paltrow: 150 points. Gwyneth rightly moves up the rankings. Thanks to GOOP.
73) Lily Allen: 153 points. She turned her back on fame.
72) Freema Agyeman: 155 points. Another one who could be higher if we saw her more.
71) Janina Gavankar: 156 points. She was naked all the time on True Blood.
70) Amy Adams: 158 points. She's good.
69) Marion Cotillard: 160 points. Marion jumps up the rankings!
68) Lena Headey: 164 points. She's good at being drunk.
67) Natalie Dormer: 183 points. It's nice that three GOT actresses are together! Big jump up the rankings too.
66) Sophie Turner: 185 points. HIGHEST NEW ENTRY! The sky's the limit for Sansa Stark.
65) Margot Robbie: 187 points. She seems to be doing well post Neighbours.
64) Valentina Novakovic: 190 points. Tash from Neighbours beats Donna from Neighbours though.
63) Evan Rachel Wood: 194 points. She had a baby.
62) Lacey Chabert: 194 points. Lacey jumps the rankings thanks to Maxim!
61) Christina Hendricks: 202 points. Red hair.
60) Emma Stone: 206 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
59) Olivia Munn: 207 points.
58) Amber Benson: 207 points. I still like Amber Benson and probably always will!
57) Rachel Nichols: 212 points. Continuum is actually a good show.
56) Zoe Saldana: 215 points.
55) Cobie Smulders: 215 points. Cobie moves up the rankings.
54) Kelly Brook: 217 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA...again.
53) Emily Blunt: 222 points. I don't know why she's so high. One of the quirks of the list.
52) Emma Roberts: 224 points. Emma Roberts takes a nice leap up the rankings. Should be even higher next time.
51) Felicia Day: 228 points. Just missing out on the top fifty!
TOP FIFTY
50) Lauren Cohan: 229 points. The HOTTING Dead (instead of The Walking Dead.)
49) Laura Vandervoort: 243 points. She's a super girl!
48) Jenna Coleman: 254 points. Jenna drops the Louise and moves up nearly one hundred places! Not bad!
47) Hayley Atwell: 257 points. She's reallyl great and English.
46) Jennifer Lawrence: 262 points. Jennifer goes from number 205 to the top fifty. She keeps getting better.
45) Laura Mennell: 266 points. She was good in Alphas.
44) Kym Valentine: 272 points. I miss Libby Kennedy.
43) Dreama Walker: 289 points. I miss Apartment 23. Good eyes.
42) Kari Byron: 284 points. I miss Mythbusters.
41) Ashleigh Brewer: 302 points. Highest ranked Neighbours girl!
40) Morena Baccarin: 305 points. She's good.
39) Liv Tyler: 305 points. Liv moves up the rankings a couple of places. She's got a really good face.
38) Kristen Stewart: 306 points. Kristen Stewart RIGHTFULLY moves up the rankings. She's hot.
37) Shakira: 312 points. Because hips don't lie.
36) Kate Winslet: 312 points. She's pregnant!
35) Amy Acker: 320 points. She's a person of interest for sure.
34) Jessica Pare: 339 points. Great teeth.
33) Jessica Biel: 344 points. Jessica Biel moves up the rankings and I can see why (it's because she's nice.)
32) Anjili Mohindra: 415 points. I miss the SJA and Rani.
31) Emilia Clarke: 477 points. The highest ranked Girl of Thrones just misses out on the top thirty.
30) Charlize Theron: 502 points. Everyone likes her.
29) Anna Paquin: 516 points. She was one of my favourites in the early days of the list. Things changes.
28) Ellen Page: 526 points. She's so short and cute and cool.
27) Anna Popplewell: 536 points. Another star of the CW's Reigh!
26) Anna Kendrick: 539 points. Anna moves up an amazing 52 places. She's great!
25) Imogen Poots: 546 points. She's the most Pootsy.
24) Keira Knightley: 616 points. Keira is proof that someone can drop off the list then make a huge comeback. Great face.
23) Emma Watson: 648 points. She's a bit too high but I still like her.
22) Rachel Riley: 650 points. From Countdown.
21) Karen Gillan: 668 points. Karen just misses out on the top twenty. Highest ranked Scottish person.
TOP TWENTY
20) Evangeline Lilly: 690 points. Soon to be an elf for real this time.
19) Magda Apanowicz: 705 points. Magda cracks the top twenty! I hope she's in Continuum season 3.
18) Avril Lavigne: 732 points. She's friends with Billy Zane and that's cool.
17) Kate Beckinsale: 750 points. Kate stays in the top twenty but is no longer the highest ranked English woman.
16) Mila Kunis: 767 points. She's nice.
15) Summer Glau: 834 points. She's still on tv!
14) Deborah Ann Woll: 856 points. She's the best thing about True Blood by far.
13) Gemma Arterton: 889 points. She's the highest ranked English girl! And a worthy one.
12) Alison Brie: 978 points. Alison keeps the exact same ranking as last time.
11) Eva Green: 1073 points. Eva Green finally drops out of the top ten but I still really like her OKAY.
TOP TEN
10) Katie McGrath: 1235 points. No more Merlin means we don't see much of Katie now.
9) Amanda Seyfried: 1247 points. Amanda Seyfried and her hair move up one place.
8) Anne Hathaway: 1284 points. Anne rightly makes it back into the top ten, moving up three places.
7) Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 1296 points. Another great ranking for MEW!
6) Kat Dennings: 1387 points. Kat moves up two places which is huge in the top ten.
5) Gillian Jacobs: 1584 points. She's one of the best people ever.
4) Scarlett Johansson: 1765 points. ScarJo stays at four and also stays really really great in every way.
3) Olivia Wilde: 2464 points. It was close, but Olivia Wilde stays at third. Happy pregnancy!
2) Michelle Trachtenberg: 2471 points. Yes I had a Michelle Trachtenberg downturn for a while, but I'm fully back on the Trachtenside now and happy she's still in second place!
1) Natalie Portman: 3045 points. But of course Natalie is number one. Look at the last six years. She's been Natalie in all of them. I still love her. Actual love.
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