CaptainWacky
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1) The last list (version 11) covered the period November 2007 to November 2013. I have kept METICULOUS records since then and added all the points from the last nine months to that list.
2) In the weekly top twenties, twenty points are awarded for first place, nineteen for second, eighteen for third and so on. In the top twenty fives number one gets twenty five points and so on. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead (and if they were both on the same list most recently, the one who was higher that week is ranked ahead.)
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 265 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) Remember that this list is going back nearly seven years. Some of the girls on it have only been added recently. Some have been on it for over six years. It obviously does not necessarily represent my current thinking. It is not supposed to be a definitive "hottest girl" list in any way either. It merely represents my thinking over the last seven years and ranks the girls who have been most successful in that time. It is a representation of my brain more than anything else. It is a measure of my autism. I'm not "judging" any of the girls here. Only myself...
5) Yes, I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane. Really all of you are to blame for encouraging and enabling me. I wouldn't do it without you!
6) I don't know who half these girls are.
7) Version 13 next year will be even better!
8) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS NUMBER ONES
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
Version 4: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 5: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 6: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 7: Natalie Portman
Version 8: Natalie Portman
Version 9: Natalie Portman
Version 10: Natalie Portman
Version 11: Natalie Portman
AND NOW...
365) Gail Kim: 1 point.
364) Beth Phoenix: 2 points.
363) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
362) Juliet Landau: 2 points.
361) Zelda Williams: 2 points.
360) Kathleen Munroe: 2 points.
359) Isy Suttie: 2 points. Remember that Crystal Maze thing.
358) Mae Whitman: 2 points. Her?
357) Lita: 3 points.
356) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
355) Alexandra Moen: 3 points.
354) Michelle Heaton: 4 points.
353) Rachel McAdams: 4 points.
352) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
351) Paloma Vivanco: 4 points.
350) Tina Majorino: 4 points.
349) Lacey Banghard: 4 points.
348) Mia Kirshner: 4 points.
347) Stephanie Leonidas: 4 points.
346) Dichen Lachman: 5 points.
345) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points. If you don't know who somoene is they're probably a Big Brother housemate.
344) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points.
343) Olivia Williams: 5 points.
342) Abigail Spencer: 5 points.
341) Emily Head: 5 points.
340) Kristina Shannon: 5 points.
339) Jessica De Gouw: 5 points.
338) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points.
337) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
336) Zuleikha Robinson: 6 points.
335) Rachel Ifon: 6 points.
334) Hannah Tointon: 6 points.
333) Freya Mavor: 6 points.
332) Kristina Anapau: 6 points.
331) Daisy Beaumont: 6 points.
330) Liza Lapira: 6 points. Bitch 23 never should have been cancelled.
329) Franka Potente: 7 points.
328) Liz Locke: 7 points.
327) Tamsin Egerton: 7 points.
326) Kristen Connolly: 7 points.
325) Jessica Raine: 7 points.
324) Celina Jade: 7 points.
323) Ali Larter: 8 points.
322) Anna Friel: 8 points.
321) Yuko Takeuchi: 8 points.
320) Lena Meyer-Landrut: 8 points.
319) Rashida Jones: 8 points.
318) Anita Rani: 8 points.
317) Ruth Wilson: 8 points.
316) Amrita Rao: 9 points.
315) Agam Darshi: 9 points.
314) Sarah Lancaster: 9 points.
313) Claire Forlani: 9 points.
312) Gemma Chan: 9 points.
311) Kelly Hu: 9 points.
310) Alanna Masterson: 9 points.
309) Kacey Rohl: 9 points.
308) Kathryn Prescott: 10 points.
307) Christina Aguilera: 10 points. Huh.
306) Lisa Edelstein: 10 points.
305) Liane Balaban: 10 points. She was good in Alphas remember.
304) Ellie Kendrick: 10 points.
303) Eliza Taylor: 10 points.
302) Brie Larson: 10 points. I like her.
301) Katie Cassidy: 10 points.
300) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
299) Rosa Mendes: 11 points.
298) Chloe Annett: 12 points.
297) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
296) Jade Ewen: 12 points.
295) Leven Rambin: 12 points. Carrots and apples.
294) Allison Scagliotti: 12 points.
293) Bella Heathcote: 12 points.
292) Ariel Kaplan: 12 points.
291) Ophelia Lovibond: 12 points. Good name.
290) Sonya Walger: 13 points.
289) KT Tunstall: 13 points. FOR GAGH.
288) Sibel Kekilli: 13 points.
287) Tiffany Pisani: 13 points.
286) Billie Piper: 13 points. She needs a Doctor.
285) Laura Prepon: 13 points. New entry.
284) Laura Moore: 14 points.
283) Helen Skelton: 14 points.
282) Allie Goertz: 14 points.
281) Lily Collins: 14 points.
280) Aimee-Ffion Edwards: 14 points. Pale.
279) Kate Walsh: 15 points.
278) Ekaterina Ivanova: 15 points.
277) Alexis Bledel: 15 points.
276) Melody Hossain: 15 points.
275) Erica Durance: 15 points.
274) Georgia Salpa: 15 points.
273) Elena Satine: 15 points.
272) Laci J. Mailey: 15 points.
271) Bailey Noble: 15 points. She is cute in True Blood.
270) Rebecca Mader: 16 points. Mum says she's not allowed chocolate before dinner.
269) Esmé Bianco: 16 points.
268) Alice Smith: 16 points.
267) Juno Temple: 16 points. She is cute.
266) Caitlin Fitzgerald: 16 points.
265) Mekenna Melvin: 17 points.
264) Anna Hopkins: 17 points.
263) Alesha Dixon: 18 points.
262) Nicole de Boer: 18 points.
261) Eve Myles: 18 points.
260) Pink: 19 points.
259) Sophie Winkleman: 19 points.
258) Leighton Meester: 19 points.
257) Alice Eve: 19 points.
256) Ellie Goulding: 19 points.
255) Maria Kanellis: 19 points.
254) Caity Lotz: 19 points.
253) Kimiko Glenn: 19 points.
252) Emilia Arata: 20 points.
251) Georgia Moffet: 20 points.
250) Cassidy Freeman: 20 points.
249) Liz Bonnin: 20 points.
248) Lady GaGa: 20 points.
247) Charlotte Hope: 20 points. There's a lot of Game Of Thrones girls on the list by the way.
246) Christine Adams: 21 points.
245) Jessica Parker Kennedy: 21 points.
244) Rose McIver: 21 points.
243) Miracle Laurie: 22 points.
242) Alizee: 22 points.
241) Caoimhe Guilfoyle: 22 points.
240) Adriana Lima: 23 points.
239) Hira Habibshah: 23 points.
238) Emily Vancamp: 23 points.
237) Lea Seydoux: 24 points.
236) Grace Park: 25 points.
235) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points.
234) Natalie Imbruglia: 25 points.
233) Antoina Thomas: 25 points.
232) Sarah Carter: 25 points.
231) Carly Rae Jepsen: 25 points. But here's my number...
230) Sheridan Smith: 25 points.
229) Louise Brealey: 25 points.
228) Hayden Panettiere: 26
227) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
226) Stella English: 26 points.
225) Amber Tamblyn: 27 points.
224) Alice Roberts: 27 points.
223) Kaya Scodelario: 27 points.
222) Sarah Jones: 28 points.
221) Alia Shawkat: 28 points. Marry me!
220) Rachel Rice: 29 points.
219) Michelle Forbes: 29 points.
218) Katherine Jenkins: 29 points.
217) Emma Walker: 30 points.
216) Ashley Eckstein: 30 points. I miss Ahsoka.
215) Maisy James: 30 points.
214) Michelle Monaghan: 30 points.
213) Sienna Guillory: 30 points.
212) Sara Folino: 31 points.
211) Tamla Kari: 31 points.
210) Hannah Murray: 32 points.
209) Rekha Sharma: 33 points.
208) Helena Bonham Carter: 33 points.
207) Victoria Coren-Mitchell: 33 points. Now on BBC2.
206) Nathalie Emmanuel: 33 points.
205) Elisabeth Moss: 33 points. Moving up the rankings.
204) Caroline Dhavernas: 33 points.
203) Katharine Isabelle: 33 points. She's one to watch.
202) Polly Walker: 35 points.
201) Scarlett Pomers: 35 points. Yeah, really.
200) Alexandra Daddario: 35 points. Making a top two hundred debut.
199) Freida Pinto: 36 points.
198) Noirin Kelly: 37 points.
197) Roxanne McKee: 37 points.
196) Katee Sachoff: 39 points.
195) Paige: 39 points. New pale wrestler entry.
194) Carice Van Houten: 39 points. For the night is dark and full of terrors.
193) Faye Palmer: 40 points.
192) AJ Lee: 40 points.
191) Jessica Brown Findlay: 41 points.
190) Courtney Ford: 42 points.
189) Lexa Doig: 42 points.
188) Sophia Myles: 43 points.
187) Molly C. Quinn: 44 points. Nice pale girl!
186) Rachelle Lefevre: 44 points. Too good for Under The Dome (but everyone is.)
185) Pixie Lott: 46 points.
184) Maryse Oullet: 46 points.
183) Catrin Stewart: 47 points. She is cute in Doctor Who.
182) Taissa Farmiga: 47 points. She was cute in American Horror Story.
181) Helen Louise Milligan: 48 points.
180) Jaimie Alexander: 49 points.
179) Sarah Shahi: 49 points.
178) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points.
177) Sarah Chalke: 50 points.
176) Oona Chaplin: 50 points.
175) Lydia Wilson: 50 points. She should be in more things because I always like her when I see her.
174) Lara Pulver: 50 points.
173) Isla Fisher: 50 points. Text and drive.
172) Janet Montgomery: 51 points.
171) Lucy Griffiths: 51 points.
170) Ming-Na Wen: 51 points. Oldest person on the list, fact fans.
169) Jaime Murray: 51 points.
168) Elyse Levesque: 52 points.
167) Eliza Doolittle: 53 points.
166) Holly Willoughby: 54 points.
165) Louise Cliffe: 55 points.
164) Holly Earl: 58 points. Cute.
163) Rihanna: 59 points.
162) Alaina Huffman: 59 points.
161) Gemma Pranita: 59 points.
160) Lydia Louisa: 59 points.
159) Lauren Carre: 59 points.
158) Vera Filatova: 60 points.
157) Ola Jordan: 61 points.
156) Britt Robertson: 62 points.
155) Eliza Dushku: 63 points.
154) Sienna Miller: 63 points.
153) Amanda Righetti: 66 points.
152) Kristin Kreuk: 67 points.
151) Megan Fox: 68 points. A warning from history.
150) Sunshine Martyn: 69 points.
149) Kandyse McClure: 70 points. Remember when she was in Alphas and she was really hot?
148) Carey Mulligan: 71 points.
147) Marina Diamandis: 71 points.
146) Luisa Zissman: 72 points.
145) Beyonce: 73 points.
144) Adelaide Kane: 73 points.
143) Tania Raymonde: 74 points.
142) Minka Kelly: 74 points. A strong debut showing.
141) Cheryl Cole: 75 points.
140) Aimee Garcia: 77 points.
139) Tricia Helfer: 79 points.
138) Cate Blanchett: 81 points.
137) Julie Benz: 82 points.
136) Shriya Saran: 83 points.
135) Emily Browning: 83 points. Another actress who should actually be in good things thanks.
134) Amelia Rose Blaire: 84 points. Wasted on True Blood.
133) Leah Cairns: 85 points. RACETRACK LIVES.
132) Lauren Laverne: 85 points. Okay?
131) Jennifer Carpenter: 85 points.
130) Olivia Thirlby: 85 points. Seriously it annoys me seeing all these names and thinking "oh yeah what happned to her?"
129) Elizabeth Olsen: 86 points. A good debut ranking for the future Scarlet Witch.
128) Maisie Williams: 86 points. Valar Morghulis.
127) Julie McNiven: 89 points.
126) Konnie Huq: 89 points.
125) Emily Bett Rickards: 91 points. The breakout star of Arrow!
124) Blake Lively: 92 points. Urgh.
123) Hannah New: 92 points. A New entry IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE (in two ways.)
122) Rooney Mara: 93 points. A good Mara.
121) Ashleigh Coyle: 98 points. Yep she's a Big Brother housemate no I don't regret it.
120) Jordy Lucas: 99 points. Summer.
119) Layla El: 102 points.
118) Emma Willis: 103 points.
117) Genevieve Buechner: 103 points. She's cute on the internet.
116) Laila Rouass: 106 points.
115) Elizabeth Mitchell: 107 points.
114) Elle Fanning: 108 points. She's definitely one to watch...
113) Odette Annable: 110 points.
112) Azita Ghanizada: 110 points. I still miss Alphas.
111) Talulah Riley: 113 points.
110) Nicole Beharie: 113 points. Another high ranking debut.
109) Allison Mack: 114 points.
108) Kate Mara: 114 points. The best Mara!
107) Rose Byrne: 121 points.
106) Jeri Ryan: 121 points. Seven of Mine.
105) Alessandra Torresani: 122 points.
104) María Valverde: 123 points.
103) Alice Levine: 124 points. Remember her.
102) Pippa Black: 126 points.
101) Amber Heard: 126 points.
100) Rose Leslie: 126 points. We begin the top one hundred with a reminder that Jon Snow knows nothing.
99) Aubrey Plaza: 130 points. Manages to keep the exact same ranking as last year.
98) Peyton List: 131 points.
97) Emilie de Ravin: 134 points.
96) Emmy Rossum: 135 points. A decent jump up the rankings.
95) Yvonne Strahovski: 136 points.
94) January Jones: 138 points.
93) Moon Bloodgood: 146 points.
92) Krysten Ritter: 149 points.
91) Katy Perry: 150 points. Too high.
90) Michelle Ryan: 150 points. On the "whatever happened to her" list...
89) Kristen Bell: 152 points. She's lovely.
88) Rebecca Hall: 152 points. I like her.
87) Janina Gavankar: 156 points.
86) Gwyneth Paltrow: 159 points. I still believe in GOOP.
85) Marion Cotillard: 161 points.
84) Taylor Momsen: 172 points. Fucks for Satan.
83) Lily Allen: 176 points. She still has nipples.
82) Lena Headey: 176 points.
81) Tatiana Maslany: 177 points. A good jump up the rankings for her.
80) Chloe Bennet: 187 points. She is very pretty.
79) Valentina Novakovic: 192 points.
78) Willa Holland: 192 points.
77) Emily Kinney: 197 points. Third highest new entry! She's adorable.
76) Lizzy Caplan: 197 points.
75) Freema Agyeman: 201 points. If only she was in things.
74) Olivia Munn: 207 points.
73) Anna Chlumsky: 207 points. She looked good pregnant.
72) Margot Robbie: 208 points.
71) Kelly Brook: 217 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
70) Emma Stone: 218 points. See above.
69) Elizabeth Henstridge: 223 points. Simmons takes a massive jump up the rankings!
68) Christina Hendricks: 224 points. She is popular.
67) Rachel Nichols: 225 points.
66) Amber Benson: 225 points. Still got it.
65) Felicia Day: 228 points.
64) Sarah Silverman: 228 points. I lke her.
63) Cobie Smulders: 236 points.
62) Emily Blunt: 239 points. She is Blunt.
61) Zoe Saldana: 242 points.
60) Lacey Chabert: 264 points. Lacey climbs the rankings too.
59) Laura Mennell: 266 points.
58) Lauren Cohan: 275 points.
57) Evan Rachel Wood: 278 points. She is friends with good people (and is good herself.)
56) Caitlin Stasey: 280 points. #FreeTheNipple
55) Dreama Walker: 289 points. I miss her.
54) Kym Valentine: 292 points. And her.
53) Kari Byron: 301 points. Remember when people used to think Mythbusters was good lol.
52) Ashleigh Brewer: 302 points.
51) Morena Baccarin: 305 points.
50) Shakira: 312 points. She's got hips in her cloest or something? I can't remember.
49) Taylor Swift: 320 points. Taylor makes it into the top fifty and I think that's great!
48) Amy Adams: 325 points. She had a good year.
47) Abigail Breslin: 325 points. Second highest new entry! She has unlimited potential.
46) Kate Winslet: 330 points.
45) Jessica Biel: 345 points.
44) Amy Acker: 350 points.
43) Laura Vandervoort: 353 points.
42) Liv Tyler: 386 points. She is Livly and attractLiv.
41) Anjili Mohindra: 415 points. Yes another one I miss.
40) Jenna Coleman: 456 points. She is very cute and nice.
39) Jennifer Lawrence: 460 points. A good jump up the rankings for her.
38) Jessica Pare: 476 points. I hope she's in things after Mad Men.
37) Natalie Dormer: 500 points. Natalie Dormer and her smirk take a huge jump up the rankings.
36) Anna Paquin: 516 points. It's hard to remember but yeah I used to really like her...
35) Anna Popplewell: 541 points. The best Anna.
34) Charlize Theron: 558 points. She is tall.
33) Hayley Atwell: 565 points. One of the best English people.
32) Kristen Stewart: 579 points. She's appealing to me.
31) Emilia Clarke: 597 points. Soon to be in a bad Terminator movie!
30) Sophie Turner: 598 points. Sansa becomes the highest ranking Girl Of Thrones!
29) Chloe Grace Moretz: 600 points. HIGHEST NEW ENTRY. Really debuting in the top thirty is crazy but deserved.
28) Rachel Riley: 650 points. Yeah sure.
27) Emma Watson: 654 points. She's nice. Big high maybe.
26) Karen Gillan: 674 points. She used to have long hair.
25) Imogen Poots: 694 points. I love Imogen Poots so fucking much.
24) Keira Knightley: 726 points. Her smile.
23) Evangeline Lilly: 753 points. A better elf than Legolas.
22) Anna Kendrick: 758 points. She's short!
21) Mila Kunis: 767 points. Too high? Controversial, maybe.
20) Emma Roberts: 792 points. Emma Roberts makes a massive jump up the rankings and makes it into the top twenty.
19) Kate Beckinsale: 821 points. She's still got it.
18) Summer Glau: 851 points. She looks different now...
17) Ellen Page: 979 points. A great year for Ellen Page leads to a big jump up the list.
16) Alison Brie: 1009 points. Alison Brie tumbles down the rankings (I still like her.)
15) Deborah Ann Woll: 1016 points. True Blood is nearly over!
14) Avril Lavigne: 1030 points. Why would anyone not like Avril?
13) Gemma Arterton: 1102 points. Highest ranking English person!
12) Katie McGrath: 1248 points. Highest ranking Irish person!
11) Magda Apanowicz: 1318 points. Magda NEARLY makes the top ten! Highest ranked Canadian.
10) Eva Green: 1332 points. She is great.
9) Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 1381 points. MEW drops two places. I like her eyes.
8) Amanda Seyfried: 1485 points. She has beautiful hair.
7) Anne Hathaway: 1606 points. Anne Hathaway rightly moves up to seventh place.
6) Scarlett Johansson: 2077 points. ScarJo drops two places despite having a great year.
5) Kat Dennings: 2136 points. Kat Dennings makes the top five for the first time. She is one of the best people ever.
4) Gillian Jacobs: 2306 points. Also moving up a place is Gillian Jacobs and I can see why!
3) Olivia Wilde: 2642 points. Staying in third place. Was good pregnant.
2) Natalie Portman: 3070 points. Her stay at the top is over. A new era has begun...
1) Michelle Trachtenberg: 3151 points. Back on top where she belongs!
2) In the weekly top twenties, twenty points are awarded for first place, nineteen for second, eighteen for third and so on. In the top twenty fives number one gets twenty five points and so on. I simply note the points each week after posting in my weekly top tens thread.
3) When two women have the same number of points, the one who has been ranked on the list most recently is ranked ahead (and if they were both on the same list most recently, the one who was higher that week is ranked ahead.)
4) I did consider leaving off the bottom 265 to make it a true "top one hundred" but had to leave them on for HISTORICAL PURPOSES.
5) Remember that this list is going back nearly seven years. Some of the girls on it have only been added recently. Some have been on it for over six years. It obviously does not necessarily represent my current thinking. It is not supposed to be a definitive "hottest girl" list in any way either. It merely represents my thinking over the last seven years and ranks the girls who have been most successful in that time. It is a representation of my brain more than anything else. It is a measure of my autism. I'm not "judging" any of the girls here. Only myself...
5) Yes, I am insane. You don't need to tell me I'm insane. I already know I'm insane. Really all of you are to blame for encouraging and enabling me. I wouldn't do it without you!
6) I don't know who half these girls are.
7) Version 13 next year will be even better!
8) Compiled by Team Wacky.
PREVIOUS NUMBER ONES
Version 1: Natalie Portman
Version 2: Anna Paquin
Version 3: Natalie Portman
Version 4: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 5: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 6: Michelle Trachtenberg
Version 7: Natalie Portman
Version 8: Natalie Portman
Version 9: Natalie Portman
Version 10: Natalie Portman
Version 11: Natalie Portman
AND NOW...
365) Gail Kim: 1 point.
364) Beth Phoenix: 2 points.
363) Christy Hemme: 2 points.
362) Juliet Landau: 2 points.
361) Zelda Williams: 2 points.
360) Kathleen Munroe: 2 points.
359) Isy Suttie: 2 points. Remember that Crystal Maze thing.
358) Mae Whitman: 2 points. Her?
357) Lita: 3 points.
356) Aimee Teegarden: 3 points.
355) Alexandra Moen: 3 points.
354) Michelle Heaton: 4 points.
353) Rachel McAdams: 4 points.
352) Jordana Brewster: 4 points.
351) Paloma Vivanco: 4 points.
350) Tina Majorino: 4 points.
349) Lacey Banghard: 4 points.
348) Mia Kirshner: 4 points.
347) Stephanie Leonidas: 4 points.
346) Dichen Lachman: 5 points.
345) Maysoon Shaladi: 5 points. If you don't know who somoene is they're probably a Big Brother housemate.
344) Jennifer Morrison: 5 points.
343) Olivia Williams: 5 points.
342) Abigail Spencer: 5 points.
341) Emily Head: 5 points.
340) Kristina Shannon: 5 points.
339) Jessica De Gouw: 5 points.
338) Kelly Clarkson: 6 points.
337) Stephanie Jacobsen: 6 points.
336) Zuleikha Robinson: 6 points.
335) Rachel Ifon: 6 points.
334) Hannah Tointon: 6 points.
333) Freya Mavor: 6 points.
332) Kristina Anapau: 6 points.
331) Daisy Beaumont: 6 points.
330) Liza Lapira: 6 points. Bitch 23 never should have been cancelled.
329) Franka Potente: 7 points.
328) Liz Locke: 7 points.
327) Tamsin Egerton: 7 points.
326) Kristen Connolly: 7 points.
325) Jessica Raine: 7 points.
324) Celina Jade: 7 points.
323) Ali Larter: 8 points.
322) Anna Friel: 8 points.
321) Yuko Takeuchi: 8 points.
320) Lena Meyer-Landrut: 8 points.
319) Rashida Jones: 8 points.
318) Anita Rani: 8 points.
317) Ruth Wilson: 8 points.
316) Amrita Rao: 9 points.
315) Agam Darshi: 9 points.
314) Sarah Lancaster: 9 points.
313) Claire Forlani: 9 points.
312) Gemma Chan: 9 points.
311) Kelly Hu: 9 points.
310) Alanna Masterson: 9 points.
309) Kacey Rohl: 9 points.
308) Kathryn Prescott: 10 points.
307) Christina Aguilera: 10 points. Huh.
306) Lisa Edelstein: 10 points.
305) Liane Balaban: 10 points. She was good in Alphas remember.
304) Ellie Kendrick: 10 points.
303) Eliza Taylor: 10 points.
302) Brie Larson: 10 points. I like her.
301) Katie Cassidy: 10 points.
300) Trish Stratus: 11 points.
299) Rosa Mendes: 11 points.
298) Chloe Annett: 12 points.
297) Serinda Swan: 12 points.
296) Jade Ewen: 12 points.
295) Leven Rambin: 12 points. Carrots and apples.
294) Allison Scagliotti: 12 points.
293) Bella Heathcote: 12 points.
292) Ariel Kaplan: 12 points.
291) Ophelia Lovibond: 12 points. Good name.
290) Sonya Walger: 13 points.
289) KT Tunstall: 13 points. FOR GAGH.
288) Sibel Kekilli: 13 points.
287) Tiffany Pisani: 13 points.
286) Billie Piper: 13 points. She needs a Doctor.
285) Laura Prepon: 13 points. New entry.
284) Laura Moore: 14 points.
283) Helen Skelton: 14 points.
282) Allie Goertz: 14 points.
281) Lily Collins: 14 points.
280) Aimee-Ffion Edwards: 14 points. Pale.
279) Kate Walsh: 15 points.
278) Ekaterina Ivanova: 15 points.
277) Alexis Bledel: 15 points.
276) Melody Hossain: 15 points.
275) Erica Durance: 15 points.
274) Georgia Salpa: 15 points.
273) Elena Satine: 15 points.
272) Laci J. Mailey: 15 points.
271) Bailey Noble: 15 points. She is cute in True Blood.
270) Rebecca Mader: 16 points. Mum says she's not allowed chocolate before dinner.
269) Esmé Bianco: 16 points.
268) Alice Smith: 16 points.
267) Juno Temple: 16 points. She is cute.
266) Caitlin Fitzgerald: 16 points.
265) Mekenna Melvin: 17 points.
264) Anna Hopkins: 17 points.
263) Alesha Dixon: 18 points.
262) Nicole de Boer: 18 points.
261) Eve Myles: 18 points.
260) Pink: 19 points.
259) Sophie Winkleman: 19 points.
258) Leighton Meester: 19 points.
257) Alice Eve: 19 points.
256) Ellie Goulding: 19 points.
255) Maria Kanellis: 19 points.
254) Caity Lotz: 19 points.
253) Kimiko Glenn: 19 points.
252) Emilia Arata: 20 points.
251) Georgia Moffet: 20 points.
250) Cassidy Freeman: 20 points.
249) Liz Bonnin: 20 points.
248) Lady GaGa: 20 points.
247) Charlotte Hope: 20 points. There's a lot of Game Of Thrones girls on the list by the way.
246) Christine Adams: 21 points.
245) Jessica Parker Kennedy: 21 points.
244) Rose McIver: 21 points.
243) Miracle Laurie: 22 points.
242) Alizee: 22 points.
241) Caoimhe Guilfoyle: 22 points.
240) Adriana Lima: 23 points.
239) Hira Habibshah: 23 points.
238) Emily Vancamp: 23 points.
237) Lea Seydoux: 24 points.
236) Grace Park: 25 points.
235) Hannah Spearritt: 25 points.
234) Natalie Imbruglia: 25 points.
233) Antoina Thomas: 25 points.
232) Sarah Carter: 25 points.
231) Carly Rae Jepsen: 25 points. But here's my number...
230) Sheridan Smith: 25 points.
229) Louise Brealey: 25 points.
228) Hayden Panettiere: 26
227) Isabel Lucas: 26 points.
226) Stella English: 26 points.
225) Amber Tamblyn: 27 points.
224) Alice Roberts: 27 points.
223) Kaya Scodelario: 27 points.
222) Sarah Jones: 28 points.
221) Alia Shawkat: 28 points. Marry me!
220) Rachel Rice: 29 points.
219) Michelle Forbes: 29 points.
218) Katherine Jenkins: 29 points.
217) Emma Walker: 30 points.
216) Ashley Eckstein: 30 points. I miss Ahsoka.
215) Maisy James: 30 points.
214) Michelle Monaghan: 30 points.
213) Sienna Guillory: 30 points.
212) Sara Folino: 31 points.
211) Tamla Kari: 31 points.
210) Hannah Murray: 32 points.
209) Rekha Sharma: 33 points.
208) Helena Bonham Carter: 33 points.
207) Victoria Coren-Mitchell: 33 points. Now on BBC2.
206) Nathalie Emmanuel: 33 points.
205) Elisabeth Moss: 33 points. Moving up the rankings.
204) Caroline Dhavernas: 33 points.
203) Katharine Isabelle: 33 points. She's one to watch.
202) Polly Walker: 35 points.
201) Scarlett Pomers: 35 points. Yeah, really.
TOP TWO HUNDRED
200) Alexandra Daddario: 35 points. Making a top two hundred debut.
199) Freida Pinto: 36 points.
198) Noirin Kelly: 37 points.
197) Roxanne McKee: 37 points.
196) Katee Sachoff: 39 points.
195) Paige: 39 points. New pale wrestler entry.
194) Carice Van Houten: 39 points. For the night is dark and full of terrors.
193) Faye Palmer: 40 points.
192) AJ Lee: 40 points.
191) Jessica Brown Findlay: 41 points.
190) Courtney Ford: 42 points.
189) Lexa Doig: 42 points.
188) Sophia Myles: 43 points.
187) Molly C. Quinn: 44 points. Nice pale girl!
186) Rachelle Lefevre: 44 points. Too good for Under The Dome (but everyone is.)
185) Pixie Lott: 46 points.
184) Maryse Oullet: 46 points.
183) Catrin Stewart: 47 points. She is cute in Doctor Who.
182) Taissa Farmiga: 47 points. She was cute in American Horror Story.
181) Helen Louise Milligan: 48 points.
180) Jaimie Alexander: 49 points.
179) Sarah Shahi: 49 points.
178) Zooey Deschanel: 50 points.
177) Sarah Chalke: 50 points.
176) Oona Chaplin: 50 points.
175) Lydia Wilson: 50 points. She should be in more things because I always like her when I see her.
174) Lara Pulver: 50 points.
173) Isla Fisher: 50 points. Text and drive.
172) Janet Montgomery: 51 points.
171) Lucy Griffiths: 51 points.
170) Ming-Na Wen: 51 points. Oldest person on the list, fact fans.
169) Jaime Murray: 51 points.
168) Elyse Levesque: 52 points.
167) Eliza Doolittle: 53 points.
166) Holly Willoughby: 54 points.
165) Louise Cliffe: 55 points.
164) Holly Earl: 58 points. Cute.
163) Rihanna: 59 points.
162) Alaina Huffman: 59 points.
161) Gemma Pranita: 59 points.
160) Lydia Louisa: 59 points.
159) Lauren Carre: 59 points.
158) Vera Filatova: 60 points.
157) Ola Jordan: 61 points.
156) Britt Robertson: 62 points.
155) Eliza Dushku: 63 points.
154) Sienna Miller: 63 points.
153) Amanda Righetti: 66 points.
152) Kristin Kreuk: 67 points.
151) Megan Fox: 68 points. A warning from history.
150) Sunshine Martyn: 69 points.
149) Kandyse McClure: 70 points. Remember when she was in Alphas and she was really hot?
148) Carey Mulligan: 71 points.
147) Marina Diamandis: 71 points.
146) Luisa Zissman: 72 points.
145) Beyonce: 73 points.
144) Adelaide Kane: 73 points.
143) Tania Raymonde: 74 points.
142) Minka Kelly: 74 points. A strong debut showing.
141) Cheryl Cole: 75 points.
140) Aimee Garcia: 77 points.
139) Tricia Helfer: 79 points.
138) Cate Blanchett: 81 points.
137) Julie Benz: 82 points.
136) Shriya Saran: 83 points.
135) Emily Browning: 83 points. Another actress who should actually be in good things thanks.
134) Amelia Rose Blaire: 84 points. Wasted on True Blood.
133) Leah Cairns: 85 points. RACETRACK LIVES.
132) Lauren Laverne: 85 points. Okay?
131) Jennifer Carpenter: 85 points.
130) Olivia Thirlby: 85 points. Seriously it annoys me seeing all these names and thinking "oh yeah what happned to her?"
129) Elizabeth Olsen: 86 points. A good debut ranking for the future Scarlet Witch.
128) Maisie Williams: 86 points. Valar Morghulis.
127) Julie McNiven: 89 points.
126) Konnie Huq: 89 points.
125) Emily Bett Rickards: 91 points. The breakout star of Arrow!
124) Blake Lively: 92 points. Urgh.
123) Hannah New: 92 points. A New entry IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE (in two ways.)
122) Rooney Mara: 93 points. A good Mara.
121) Ashleigh Coyle: 98 points. Yep she's a Big Brother housemate no I don't regret it.
120) Jordy Lucas: 99 points. Summer.
119) Layla El: 102 points.
118) Emma Willis: 103 points.
117) Genevieve Buechner: 103 points. She's cute on the internet.
116) Laila Rouass: 106 points.
115) Elizabeth Mitchell: 107 points.
114) Elle Fanning: 108 points. She's definitely one to watch...
113) Odette Annable: 110 points.
112) Azita Ghanizada: 110 points. I still miss Alphas.
111) Talulah Riley: 113 points.
110) Nicole Beharie: 113 points. Another high ranking debut.
109) Allison Mack: 114 points.
108) Kate Mara: 114 points. The best Mara!
107) Rose Byrne: 121 points.
106) Jeri Ryan: 121 points. Seven of Mine.
105) Alessandra Torresani: 122 points.
104) María Valverde: 123 points.
103) Alice Levine: 124 points. Remember her.
102) Pippa Black: 126 points.
101) Amber Heard: 126 points.
TOP ONE HUNDRED
100) Rose Leslie: 126 points. We begin the top one hundred with a reminder that Jon Snow knows nothing.
99) Aubrey Plaza: 130 points. Manages to keep the exact same ranking as last year.
98) Peyton List: 131 points.
97) Emilie de Ravin: 134 points.
96) Emmy Rossum: 135 points. A decent jump up the rankings.
95) Yvonne Strahovski: 136 points.
94) January Jones: 138 points.
93) Moon Bloodgood: 146 points.
92) Krysten Ritter: 149 points.
91) Katy Perry: 150 points. Too high.
90) Michelle Ryan: 150 points. On the "whatever happened to her" list...
89) Kristen Bell: 152 points. She's lovely.
88) Rebecca Hall: 152 points. I like her.
87) Janina Gavankar: 156 points.
86) Gwyneth Paltrow: 159 points. I still believe in GOOP.
85) Marion Cotillard: 161 points.
84) Taylor Momsen: 172 points. Fucks for Satan.
83) Lily Allen: 176 points. She still has nipples.
82) Lena Headey: 176 points.
81) Tatiana Maslany: 177 points. A good jump up the rankings for her.
80) Chloe Bennet: 187 points. She is very pretty.
79) Valentina Novakovic: 192 points.
78) Willa Holland: 192 points.
77) Emily Kinney: 197 points. Third highest new entry! She's adorable.
76) Lizzy Caplan: 197 points.
75) Freema Agyeman: 201 points. If only she was in things.
74) Olivia Munn: 207 points.
73) Anna Chlumsky: 207 points. She looked good pregnant.
72) Margot Robbie: 208 points.
71) Kelly Brook: 217 points. FOR GAGHDASSIA.
70) Emma Stone: 218 points. See above.
69) Elizabeth Henstridge: 223 points. Simmons takes a massive jump up the rankings!
68) Christina Hendricks: 224 points. She is popular.
67) Rachel Nichols: 225 points.
66) Amber Benson: 225 points. Still got it.
65) Felicia Day: 228 points.
64) Sarah Silverman: 228 points. I lke her.
63) Cobie Smulders: 236 points.
62) Emily Blunt: 239 points. She is Blunt.
61) Zoe Saldana: 242 points.
60) Lacey Chabert: 264 points. Lacey climbs the rankings too.
59) Laura Mennell: 266 points.
58) Lauren Cohan: 275 points.
57) Evan Rachel Wood: 278 points. She is friends with good people (and is good herself.)
56) Caitlin Stasey: 280 points. #FreeTheNipple
55) Dreama Walker: 289 points. I miss her.
54) Kym Valentine: 292 points. And her.
53) Kari Byron: 301 points. Remember when people used to think Mythbusters was good lol.
52) Ashleigh Brewer: 302 points.
51) Morena Baccarin: 305 points.
TOP FIFTY
50) Shakira: 312 points. She's got hips in her cloest or something? I can't remember.
49) Taylor Swift: 320 points. Taylor makes it into the top fifty and I think that's great!
48) Amy Adams: 325 points. She had a good year.
47) Abigail Breslin: 325 points. Second highest new entry! She has unlimited potential.
46) Kate Winslet: 330 points.
45) Jessica Biel: 345 points.
44) Amy Acker: 350 points.
43) Laura Vandervoort: 353 points.
42) Liv Tyler: 386 points. She is Livly and attractLiv.
41) Anjili Mohindra: 415 points. Yes another one I miss.
40) Jenna Coleman: 456 points. She is very cute and nice.
39) Jennifer Lawrence: 460 points. A good jump up the rankings for her.
38) Jessica Pare: 476 points. I hope she's in things after Mad Men.
37) Natalie Dormer: 500 points. Natalie Dormer and her smirk take a huge jump up the rankings.
36) Anna Paquin: 516 points. It's hard to remember but yeah I used to really like her...
35) Anna Popplewell: 541 points. The best Anna.
34) Charlize Theron: 558 points. She is tall.
33) Hayley Atwell: 565 points. One of the best English people.
32) Kristen Stewart: 579 points. She's appealing to me.
31) Emilia Clarke: 597 points. Soon to be in a bad Terminator movie!
30) Sophie Turner: 598 points. Sansa becomes the highest ranking Girl Of Thrones!
29) Chloe Grace Moretz: 600 points. HIGHEST NEW ENTRY. Really debuting in the top thirty is crazy but deserved.
28) Rachel Riley: 650 points. Yeah sure.
27) Emma Watson: 654 points. She's nice. Big high maybe.
26) Karen Gillan: 674 points. She used to have long hair.
25) Imogen Poots: 694 points. I love Imogen Poots so fucking much.
24) Keira Knightley: 726 points. Her smile.
23) Evangeline Lilly: 753 points. A better elf than Legolas.
22) Anna Kendrick: 758 points. She's short!
21) Mila Kunis: 767 points. Too high? Controversial, maybe.
TOP TWENTY
20) Emma Roberts: 792 points. Emma Roberts makes a massive jump up the rankings and makes it into the top twenty.
19) Kate Beckinsale: 821 points. She's still got it.
18) Summer Glau: 851 points. She looks different now...
17) Ellen Page: 979 points. A great year for Ellen Page leads to a big jump up the list.
16) Alison Brie: 1009 points. Alison Brie tumbles down the rankings (I still like her.)
15) Deborah Ann Woll: 1016 points. True Blood is nearly over!
14) Avril Lavigne: 1030 points. Why would anyone not like Avril?
13) Gemma Arterton: 1102 points. Highest ranking English person!
12) Katie McGrath: 1248 points. Highest ranking Irish person!
11) Magda Apanowicz: 1318 points. Magda NEARLY makes the top ten! Highest ranked Canadian.
TOP TEN
10) Eva Green: 1332 points. She is great.
9) Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 1381 points. MEW drops two places. I like her eyes.
8) Amanda Seyfried: 1485 points. She has beautiful hair.
7) Anne Hathaway: 1606 points. Anne Hathaway rightly moves up to seventh place.
6) Scarlett Johansson: 2077 points. ScarJo drops two places despite having a great year.
5) Kat Dennings: 2136 points. Kat Dennings makes the top five for the first time. She is one of the best people ever.
4) Gillian Jacobs: 2306 points. Also moving up a place is Gillian Jacobs and I can see why!
3) Olivia Wilde: 2642 points. Staying in third place. Was good pregnant.
2) Natalie Portman: 3070 points. Her stay at the top is over. A new era has begun...
1) Michelle Trachtenberg: 3151 points. Back on top where she belongs!
