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The War is Over

eloisel

Forever Empress E
Interesting.
Right Axis wins with +19 points
What's Left Axis loses with -15 points

And what did this little experiment prove?

1) Some trolls are pussies. They will only troll children, people they presume are weak, and people who have imposed a strict code of civility on themselves to the point they can not fight back - like shooting fish in a barrell. Pussies.

2) The President planned a shock and awe campaign at the outset of the invasion of Iraq. It fell a bit short. Perhaps Messenger understands what kind of pressure is on a person to do something big and then not be able to live up to the expectation.

3) It isn't much of a war if most people only sit around and watch but don't engage.

4) It helps if your opponent knows that if they beat you Jack gets to fuck them in the neck. Takes away all incentive for winning. (Jack you are awesome!)

5) Queen Noodle/RuReddy is awesome! A true troll to count on to have your back.

6) All wars should be fought by TKers. It would be a much more peaceful world.
 
VKD and Dogbert - thanks for playing. You did your best considering the deck was stacked against you from the beginning.
 
eloisel said:
Interesting.
Right Axis wins with +19 points
What's Left Axis loses with -15 points

And what did this little experiment prove?

1) Some trolls are pussies. They will only troll children, people they presume are weak, and people who have imposed a strict code of civility on themselves to the point they can not fight back - like shooting fish in a barrell. Pussies.

2) The President planned a shock and awe campaign at the outset of the invasion of Iraq. It fell a bit short. Perhaps Messenger understands what kind of pressure is on a person to do something big and then not be able to live up to the expectation.

3) It isn't much of a war if most people only sit around and watch but don't engage.

4) It helps if your opponent knows that if they beat you Jack gets to fuck them in the neck. Takes away all incentive for winning. (Jack you are awesome!)

5) Queen Noodle/RuReddy is awesome! A true troll to count on to have your back.

6) All wars should be fought by TKers. It would be a much more peaceful world.

What? It's over? But I had to watch an ice hockey game you bitches! Pittsburgh vs. Buffalo! Damn if Sidney Crosby is not the best player on the planet, although what right does a shit-hole of a city like Buffalo have to a team as good as theirs? We are talking Stanley Cup calibre here. Fuck that.
 
SaintLucifer said:
What? It's over? But I had to watch an ice hockey game you bitches! Pittsburgh vs. Buffalo! Damn if Sidney Crosby is not the best player on the planet, although what right does a shit-hole of a city like Buffalo have to a team as good as theirs? We are talking Stanley Cup calibre here. Fuck that.
No worries. We'll have another war someday soon. You'll be feeling better then and can go full out. Next war probably ought to be on a night that isn't a sporting event night or a Friday night.

Or, you can look at it like this ...

Saint Lucifer, even recovering from pneumonia, is so awesome that the opponents ran away, afraid he'd take the field and still kick their asses.
 
eloisel said:
No worries. We'll have another war someday soon. You'll be feeling better then and can go full out. Next war probably ought to be on a night that isn't a sporting event night or a Friday night.

Or, you can look at it like this ...

Saint Lucifer, even recovering from pneumonia, is so awesome that the opponents ran away, afraid he'd take the field and still kick their asses.

I would suggest people try lying in a hospital with no television, thence no sports. I must have missed 4 Leaf games.

That statement regarding myself is so true as not not warrant explanation.
 
SaintLucifer said:
I would suggest people try lying in a hospital with no television, thence no sports. I must have missed 4 Leaf games.

That statement regarding myself is so true as not not warrant explanation.

See. You're going to heal right up.
 
Now, what is this other game you started - Swarm or something? Where is it? What are the rules? Is anyone playing?
 
eloisel said:
See. You're going to heal right up.

My reincarnation has begin bitches!! Be on the lookout! The great SaintLucifer makes a comeback!! Fuck pneumonia!!

Interesting thing. I just saw on the news this evening that many Canadians are being left out in the cold without any family doctors of their own. I have not had a family doctor of my own for over 5 years. My doctor bitched at me about this during my stay. He needed my records. I told them which doctor had them. Amazingly enough, they released my medical information pronto. Yet, when I needed that information for myself, it took me threatening to contact the CMA before the head bitch of the clinic dragging me into her office and offering all manner of apologies. No one fucks with SaintLucifer you stupid cunt!
 
SaintLucifer said:
My reincarnation has begin bitches!! Be on the lookout! The great SaintLucifer makes a comeback!! Fuck pneumonia!!

Interesting thing. I just saw on the news this evening that many Canadians are being left out in the cold without any family doctors of their own. I have not had a family doctor of my own for over 5 years. My doctor bitched at me about this during my stay. He needed my records. I told them which doctor had them. Amazingly enough, they released my medical information pronto. Yet, when I needed that information for myself, it took me threatening to contact the CMA before the head bitch of the clinic dragging me into her office and offering all manner of apologies. No one fucks with SaintLucifer you stupid cunt!

Ain't Socialized Medicine Tits?
 
Conchaga's Dual said:
Yeah, hospital beaurocracies are hell.

Hospital what are hell?

They are? YOu misunderstood my post. The hospital doctor received my records pronto. When I wanted them to keep in my search for a new family doctor, the clinic where I had my family doctor told me they were away in storage since I never visit doctors. Seems I had to ask them to look for the records, then pay for their retrieval. I raised all manner of shit that day, so much so that they were about ready to telephone the police. I had threatened them with the Canadian Medical Association and the Canadian government. I had never seen a bureaucrat move so quickly in my life, as in the case of the clinic boss lady. She moved so quickly to calm me that her titties were flopping up and down like dying seals after they were bashed over the head by our hunters. Then, my fucking doctor at the hospital where I was recently treated sends a nurse to make one telephone call. He has the records the same fucking day. Bitches.
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Ain't Socialized Medicine Tits?

Dear child, I left that hospital after what was, to me, a long stay. I walked out of there with nary a bill to my name. Just unpleasant memories, especially when I bitched to anyone who would listen about fucking immigrants using our 'socialised' healthcare to treat their fucking paper cuts. I was warned by at least 2 doctors and 8 nurses to either shut the fuck up or I was out the door. I complained loudly that immigrants were the reason our healthcare system is going bankrupt.
 
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