The woman (who thinks she is my girlfriend) is mad at me right now!

[starguard]

All because of a little experiment....

Al I did was shaved her crotch while she was asleep, poured alchohol on it while the razor cuts were still fresh, then started fucking the shit out of her

all while she was bound and gaged with duct tape :shock:


Well...she said that she wanted to try new things, :huh:


Sheese, some people can NEVER be pleased no matter what you try and do for em :fear:

 

[The Dork Lord]

I used to date chicks that WANTED shit like that

married one of em...

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Good times. I like bitches that like to be cut. Or cut themselves. Or cut up with friends and neighbors. Or cut loud greezy farts in bed. Yeah.

DUTCH OVEN BLOWJOBS ARE TEH BESSTEREST!

 

[jack]

I dated a girl that liked me to gently fuck her with the blade end of a knife. That was interesting.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

FUCKED UP CHICKS THAT LIKED TO BE FUCKED IN FUCKED UP WAYS ARE FUCKED!!!! And loved. With a knife.

 

[Malarky]

Good times. I like bitches that like to be cut. Or cut themselves. Or cut up with friends and neighbors. Or cut loud greezy farts in bed. Yeah.

DUTCH OVEN BLOWJOBS ARE TEH BESSTEREST!

You like emos?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Emos are more fully-realized and accepting than cold-hearted ice queens who've shut themselves off from embracing their sexual or bi-curious nature.