There are fireworks exploding - just like that Pretenders song.

[Ishcabittle]

Puerto Rico! We've got money to blow on explosives! It's a big city where the cops don't care! PUERTO RICO!

 

[Gagh]

PUERTO RICO!
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PLACE!
TEC-9'S AND BRASS KNUCKS
IN PUERTO RICO!
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PLACE!
FOR THE LATINO LADIES
WEARING NOTHING
BUT A STUN GUN

 

[Ishcabittle]

Stylish, sexy, and a great gun, the STUN-O-RAPE 9000 is an excellent addition to any ensemble. Put it on and immediately feel up to 25% more sexy and/or lethal!

 

[CaptainWacky]

A BLACK SMOKE RISES FROM MORDOR

 

[Gagh]

LOL AND IT'S SIDNEY POITIER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEP, It'S THE GUY FROM DESMOND's

 

[Gagh]

ANDI PETERS?