there r NO STAR TREK spoilers in this thread...I LIED!!!!

1. ok, so Kirk's dad dies while the mother is in childbirth

2. this Kirk is NOT a flabby ass fat fucker!!

3. This Spock is cute

4. OLD Spock has a cameo

5. Uhura is a WHORE!!

6. Sulu is NOT gay, so far...

7. the planet Vulcan is sucked into a black hole & so is Spock's momma!!

8. Kirk has sex with a an alien chick & hides under her bed while Uhura strips to her undies in the next bed!!??

9. u almost can't understand a fucking "RUSSIAN" word uttered by this films version of Chekov!
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10. There is STILL no GAY crew member!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. Scotty does NOT drink!...WTF!???????

11. THIS FILM ACTUALLY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!:)
 
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