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There should be a special food shop for autistics...

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
...where they never change the recipe or the shape of the food or the size or EVEN THE PACKAGING or anything BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING WHEN THEY DO THAT.
 
Fresca changed its formula, and stopped selling it in little green glass bottles over 20 years ago, and I still haven't gotten over it. :rwmad:
 
When they change my favourite ready meal curry with a "new and improved recipe!" It's like someone's died. Someone delicious.
 
New and improved probably just means one of the old ingredients was found to be killing people.
 
That would be a good store for people who are not autistic and just dislike change (like me and the elderly).
 
There was a place I used to go to when I was in University, and they had the best food ever. But over time the portions started shrinking and the prices kept growing. It was out of business within 5 years because of that. I always enjoyed their Chicken Philly sandwich, which was like your regular Philly but with chicken instead of steak. Delish. But then the sandwiches started shrinking and I started calling the place "The Home of the Incredibly Shrinking Sandwich", and then people stopped going there and the place died.

PS: I'm not autistic at all.
 
Sainsbury's supermarket haven't changed the recipe for their chicken tikka masala since my post in 2013, so I guess it's been a good year.
 
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