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There's a drought

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
IN MY NOSE.
 
You need to put something up there then.
 
Like a water pick or hose or something.
 
or some 7-Up.
 
Only if she wants her nose tickled by the fizzy bubbles. What she gonna do when they dissolve and dry up,eh?
 
She might very well like that.
 
I squirted some stuff up there and I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
 
Perhaps you did it wrong?
 
your extreme unhappiness could be directly related to what you put in your nose. A penis for instance, would prolly be somewhat uncomfortable.
 
Now there is a flood in my nose. I'm not supposed to get a cold at the END OF WINTER. I feellike I could die.
 
DON'T DIE CASSIE.

YOU'RE NICE.
 
*hands Cassie pillzlol*
 
Things go better with Coke.
 
you need a neti pot
neti-pot-5.jpg
 
Perhaps just seeing that image will do the trick?
 
I will not let my mother see that, she's always talking about putting stuff up the nose.
 
Why not show her?
 
THERE'S A DROUGHT

A DROUGHT OF WACKY
 
We need MORE WACKY!
 
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