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There's something growing on your penis

I didn't take my pants off for two reasons:
  • I don't wear pants
  • I know my penis is clean, I wash it quite often, no-one likes a smelly penis [which is probably why Loktar is a virgin]
 
I'm sorry. I am way past the point of coherency and started giggling to myself when I thought about penises growing off of penises, which is really what spawned this thread.

I should likely go to bed, but sleep deprivation is another kind of high, I suppose.
 
I didn't take my pants off for two reasons:
  • I don't wear pants
  • I know my penis is clean, I wash it quite often, no-one likes a smelly penis [which is probably why Loktar is a virgin]

I haven't showered in days so at this time thats probably accurate.:(
 
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