These menthol cigarettes are so menthol-y.

[The Question]

There's nothing quite like it.

Except a kick in the scrotum.

 

[Mentalist]

Menthols were made by evil men with evil ideas who are against the mantra of MO NAKED HOES.


I WOULD SAY BURN THEM WITH FIRE BUT IT DOESNT WORK SO SOAK THEM WITH TOILET WATER INSTEAD.

 

[The Question]

From a REAL toilet, or just from a toilet-flavored cotton filter?

 

[jack]

I used to smoke menthols, god what an addiction that became. menthol is almost as addicting as nicotine, sure is satisfying though.

 

[Mentalist]

It's a personal choice really.

 

[Mentalist]

Menthols are for old doddering women and men with testicles the size of shriveled grapes.

 

[The Question]

Some say soak them in otter's blood and wring out soiled wet panties over them, then set them ablaze with carefully-aimed flaming toothpicks.