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THING OF da DIZZAY!!!!1 (thing+38)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
jhnhhchildren are blacnk slates

what

no

I wans't

I was laready scared of things

right away

wasn't drawn to things

just sat in the corner

thinking

or not

just existing

SPECIAL LITTLE AUTISM BUBBLE

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JR: WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER THIS MATCH HAS TURNED OUT TO BE, KING.

King: It sure has, JR!

JR: I CAN'T CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT! WHEEEE!

King: Settle down there, big boy!

JR: YEAH THIS MATCH...IT'S SO...GREAT?

King: JR you sound confused!

JR: I DON'T KNOW, KING. I'M SO USED TO SHOUTING ABOUT HOW GREAT ALL THE MATCHES ARE THAT I'M BEGINNING TO THINK I CAN'T TELL THE GOOD FROM THE BAD ANYMORE.

King: But they're all GREAT matches here in World Wrestling Entertainment!

JR: ARE THEY KING, ARE THEY? IS THIS MATCH REALLY SO FUCKING GREAT? I MEAN, I WASN'T ACTUALLY LOOKING AT IT, BEFORE. I WAS JUST ROLLING OFF ALL MY STANDARD QUOTES. SLOBBERKNOCKER! GOVERNMENT MULE! ANAL RAPE! BUT NOW THAT I PAY ATTENTION...THIS MATCH KING OF SUCKS!

King: Don't say that...this is a great match...wow, look at that move!

JR: IT WAS OKAY I SUPPOSE...DIDN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING FOR ME. MAYBE I JUST DON'T EVEN LIKE WRESTLING ANYMORE.

King: What!?

JR: I CAN'T TELL, OKAY? I CAN'T TELL WHAT I LIKE OR DISLIKE. EVERYTHING IS GREY. FLAT. EMPTY. POINTLESS. BAH GAWD!

King: I think you might need some medication!

JR: JUST BECAUSE I'M SAD DON'T MEAN I NEED NO MEDICATION! IT'S NATURAL TO FEEL SAD SOMETIMES! SOMETIMES, IF YOU PAY ATTENTION, YOU START TO NOTICE THAT LIFE SUCKS, AND THAT'S A DAMN GOOD REASON TO BE SAD IF YOU ASK ME, KING!

King: But if you take the happy pills then happy chemicals will be released in your brain and you'll be happy!

JR: IT'S A GAWD DAMN CHEMICAL ILLUSION! I AIN'T TAKING NO FUCKING PILLS! THIS MATCH SUCKS AND YOU SUCK FOR LIKING IT!

King: I can't believe it, after all these years, what you've turned into!

JR: I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE!

(JR killed himself three days later.)

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WE'vE GOT A WAR TO FIGHT

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jhgjhhgjhg

this is leif

just radnom

jklsgjklsg

then it ends


...

like that

I wonder what my last thought will be

probably "nah, I'm not going to die! I'll get out of this one, I always do! I've never died yet and I'm not giong to start now!"

orbably

f willl be now really

I'll remember to think that when I'm about to die

maybe if you think "I'm not going to die" when you die you will get eternal life

maybe that's how it works

maybe

maybe not

TWAT SEX LOL
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SEX SEX SEX SEX OH IT'S SO FUN FOR THE NORMAL PEOPLE TO HAVE THEIR SEX THEY LOVE IT THEY LOVE TELLING PEOPLE THEY'vE JUST HAD SEX, THEY LOVE HAVING SEX WITH SEXY OTTERS, THEY LOVE IT BIGTIME BABYGIRL SHAKE YOUR ASS COME OVER HERE AND STICK THAT ASS IN MY FACE SO I CAN SEX IT GOOOOOOOOD!

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s SONG

SONG
I
WROTE
ABOUT
LIFLGJSAH

NO
LIFE

LOL

HERE IT IS

__________

so I was born,
and I can't remeber that,
then eventually I became sentient,
but didn't quite understand that,
but eventually my brain adjusted,
and made new NEURAL PATHWAYS I AM AN ANDROID

YES THAT'S THE TWIST,
I'M A FUCKING ANDROID,
I'M A ROBOT FROM THE MOON,
MY COMING FORTELLS YOUR DOOM,
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE,
AT THE HANDS OF MY MASTER,
HE'LL SHOOT YOU ALL,
WITH IS BIG ALIEN BLASTER!

I went to school,
that wasn't really cool
I got older,
still dind't like stuff much,
whcih I was a rabbit,
living in a hutch,
they know no better,
they're better off in their FUCKING HUTCHES

I WISH I WAS A RABBIT,
WTIH BIG FLOPPY EARS,
I WISH I WAS A RABBIT,
EATING CARROTS AND DRINKING BEERS,
I WISH I WA A RABBIT,
I REALLY REALLY DO,
I WISH I WAS A RABBIT,
LIKE THE ONE FROM WINNIE THE POOH,

I can't remewmber his name,
doesn't matter,
I'm just going to die,
was he simly called 'rabbit'?
doesn't matter,
I'm just going to die

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LOVELY SONG TEN OUT OF TEN IT'LL BE A YOUTUBE CLASSCI FEATURED ON RICHARD AND JUDY BY THe END OF THE WEEK

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afjj

so what now

just sit for a whle

then bed

good

bed is good

don't exist for a while

then I pop back into existence

but one time I won't

hEHEH

ISN'T THAT SO FUCKING CRAZY

EOES NO ONE ELSE THINK DEATH IS CRAZY?

NO ONE

FUCK ME

YOU PEOPLE

YOU ALL ACCEPT DEATH

THAT'S WHY YOU DIE

YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE ME AND HOB GADLING

AND BOB HOSKINS

THAT'S RIGHT

HE'S NOT DEAD EITHER

THAT MUST MEAN SOMETHING

I'LL ASK HIM HIS SCRET

HE SAID "YES WE ARE MAKING A SEQUEL TO WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT THANKS FOR ASKING!"

WHAT A NICE MAN

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fear

_-

no more fear

but isn't overcoming fear quite satisfying?

maybe you need fear to overcome

maybe

maybe you need THE RIGHT CHEMCIALS

BANG BNAg
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LOLE

LEAVE NOW

LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK

LOL

fS

THERE IS ONLY ME INSIDE

DAMN

lfl

IF ONLY I HAD A SUPRESSED SECOND PERSONALITY THAT COULD TAKE OVEr

AND GO NUTS

ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE

FUCKING RUN UP TO PEOLE ON THE STREET ANd FREAK THEM OUT MAAAAAAAAAAN

THAT WOULD BE FUN

LOL

NO ITW ODH'T

fsAG
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hhhsh


as

where's Jesus when you need him?
 
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OMG ISH IS THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!!
 
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