CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He was a robot again. And he couldn't take it. He was having a panic attack, as impossible as that was in his robot body. He felt like he was flesh again, flesh covered with steel and he had to break out. He felt like ripping his own body apart.
"Can't take it, can't take it..." he said, clawing at his chest plate. "CAN'T TAKE IT!"
"Please calm down," said his robot master.
"CAN'T FUCKDAMN TAKE IT, ARGH!"
"Computer, initiate memory wipe..."
"I won't fuckdamn forget, I won't! I AM A DWARF OF THE CAVES! I AM A MIGHTY DWARF AND I WALK THE HALLS OF..."
He fell over. When he opened his eyes again, his robot master was standing over him.
"Who are you?" asked his master.
"I am a robot slave," he said, for that was what he knew he was.
"Very good," said his master.
"Can't take it, can't take it," he said, suddenly. "CAN'T TAKE IT!"
"This shouldn't be."
"What did you do to me? I knew you did something, YOU DID SOMETHING! I SHOULDN'T BE IN THIS BODY!" And he started tearing at his chest again.
"It seems the memory was erased but not the feeling," said the master. "A shame. We shall have to box you."
"NO, YOU CAN'T, I'M A MAN, I USED TO HAVE A BODY, I'M A..."
He was boxed.
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never looked a gift horse in the mout
I DON'T GET IT
I mean I know wha the saying MEANS
but why "in the mouth"
why would look at a horse's mouth be a bad thing
WHAT!?"
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PLAY
(There are three men on the stage. Two are talking and interacting normally. The third man, who is wearing ORANGE for some reason, is standing seperate from them. He looks miserable. He is holding a card thought bubble above his head with messy scribbles on it.)
Normal Man1: Haha, yeah!
Normal Man2: Haha, I love reflect off you, man!
NM1: Yeah, me too, DUDER!
NM2: Haha, that's a funny word!
NM1: Haha!
(They slap each other's chests heartily. They then slap the oranage man's chest.)
OM: Ouch my chest please do not do that.
NM1: Ya miserable bastard!
NM2: Yeah, why are you so miserable, bitch?
OM: This is just the way my face looks, I am autistic.
NM1: You're just not trying hard enough!
NM2: Yeah, ANYONE can act normal, it's fuckdamn easy!
OM: Not for me.
NM1: LYING PIG.
OM: See this?
(He waves the thought bubble.)
OM: It represents the mess that is my mind.
NM1: Oh man, what you doing drawing attention to it?
NM2: Yeah, you're just supposed to hold it there as a visual representation of your thoughts!
OM: Am I? Oh, no one told me.
NM1: Man, you've ruined this whole play!
NM2: Yeah you bastardfuck, you've ruined it all! The direction spent TEN YEARS writing this script!
NM1: His wife left him for a nigger, and for what? FOR WHAT?
OM: Please do no use racially offensive language.
NM1: IT'S IN THE SCRIPT YOU MONG!
NM2: Nothing's offensive in a play!
NM1: By the way, I murederd Madeleline McCan!
NM2: Haha, me too!
(They high-five. Orange Man walks off the stage, sadly.)
NM1: Thank fuck he's gone!
(Normal Man 1 and 2 start making out passionately.)
NM2: See, we're outcasts too, but in a different way!
NM1: Ssssh, you weren't supposed to vocalise that, you faggot!
NM2: I find that word offensive.
NM1: Here we go again!
FIN
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lLOl good play
FGsjkhf
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fgg
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hate love hate love
SEE HATE AND LOVE ARE THE SAME TO ME THAT'S WHY I PUT THEM TOGETHER LIKE THAt
in that they aren't anything
just words
it's all wrods
words
like this
wors
_____________--
this will be the last hting of the day never
"Can't take it, can't take it..." he said, clawing at his chest plate. "CAN'T TAKE IT!"
"Please calm down," said his robot master.
"CAN'T FUCKDAMN TAKE IT, ARGH!"
"Computer, initiate memory wipe..."
"I won't fuckdamn forget, I won't! I AM A DWARF OF THE CAVES! I AM A MIGHTY DWARF AND I WALK THE HALLS OF..."
He fell over. When he opened his eyes again, his robot master was standing over him.
"Who are you?" asked his master.
"I am a robot slave," he said, for that was what he knew he was.
"Very good," said his master.
"Can't take it, can't take it," he said, suddenly. "CAN'T TAKE IT!"
"This shouldn't be."
"What did you do to me? I knew you did something, YOU DID SOMETHING! I SHOULDN'T BE IN THIS BODY!" And he started tearing at his chest again.
"It seems the memory was erased but not the feeling," said the master. "A shame. We shall have to box you."
"NO, YOU CAN'T, I'M A MAN, I USED TO HAVE A BODY, I'M A..."
He was boxed.
________
never looked a gift horse in the mout
I DON'T GET IT
I mean I know wha the saying MEANS
but why "in the mouth"
why would look at a horse's mouth be a bad thing
WHAT!?"
__________-
PLAY
(There are three men on the stage. Two are talking and interacting normally. The third man, who is wearing ORANGE for some reason, is standing seperate from them. He looks miserable. He is holding a card thought bubble above his head with messy scribbles on it.)
Normal Man1: Haha, yeah!
Normal Man2: Haha, I love reflect off you, man!
NM1: Yeah, me too, DUDER!
NM2: Haha, that's a funny word!
NM1: Haha!
(They slap each other's chests heartily. They then slap the oranage man's chest.)
OM: Ouch my chest please do not do that.
NM1: Ya miserable bastard!
NM2: Yeah, why are you so miserable, bitch?
OM: This is just the way my face looks, I am autistic.
NM1: You're just not trying hard enough!
NM2: Yeah, ANYONE can act normal, it's fuckdamn easy!
OM: Not for me.
NM1: LYING PIG.
OM: See this?
(He waves the thought bubble.)
OM: It represents the mess that is my mind.
NM1: Oh man, what you doing drawing attention to it?
NM2: Yeah, you're just supposed to hold it there as a visual representation of your thoughts!
OM: Am I? Oh, no one told me.
NM1: Man, you've ruined this whole play!
NM2: Yeah you bastardfuck, you've ruined it all! The direction spent TEN YEARS writing this script!
NM1: His wife left him for a nigger, and for what? FOR WHAT?
OM: Please do no use racially offensive language.
NM1: IT'S IN THE SCRIPT YOU MONG!
NM2: Nothing's offensive in a play!
NM1: By the way, I murederd Madeleline McCan!
NM2: Haha, me too!
(They high-five. Orange Man walks off the stage, sadly.)
NM1: Thank fuck he's gone!
(Normal Man 1 and 2 start making out passionately.)
NM2: See, we're outcasts too, but in a different way!
NM1: Ssssh, you weren't supposed to vocalise that, you faggot!
NM2: I find that word offensive.
NM1: Here we go again!
FIN
_________
lLOl good play
FGsjkhf
gh
gh
g
fh
fgg
gj
hate love hate love
SEE HATE AND LOVE ARE THE SAME TO ME THAT'S WHY I PUT THEM TOGETHER LIKE THAt
in that they aren't anything
just words
it's all wrods
words
like this
wors
_____________--
this will be the last hting of the day never
