CaptainWacky
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curshing emptimess and sense of ponitlessnessssssssss
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just want to sleep can't explain tno like you fhtinkg
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(Two men and a woman walk onto the stage. One of the men strides confidently, a determined look on his face. The other looks nervous and somewhat sickly.)
Man2: Here were then...
Man1: Well of course we are!
Woman: Where are we?
Man1: Good question.
Man2: I don't know...
Man1: Don't speak then!
Woman: I just don't know where we are!
Man1: Yes, that is a worry. But I think we're safe here.
Man2: Why?
Man1: It's a feeling I get! Christ, do you have to be so negative all the time!
Man2: I'm just saying...
Man1: Well don't! Fuck!
Woman(to man1): What do you think we should do?
Man1: Set up camp, I think.
(They pantomine setting up tents. Man1 watches woman, smiling.)
Man1: Here, let me help you with that.)
(He pantomines helping her with her tent.)
Woman: Thanks.
Man1: No problem.
(He watches Man2 with a look of undisguised disgust on his face.)
Man1: No, THAT goes there and THAT goes over there!
Man2: I like doing it this way.
Man1: Well you're donig it wrong!
Man2: Just let me...
(He pantomines that his tent his collapsed.)
Man1: You retard! Well, I'm not helping you!
Man2: That's fine, I'll just do it myself.
Man1: You do that then! Haha!
(He walks over and sits beside the woman.)
Man1: He won't last the night.
Woman: He seems okay. Just nervous.
Man1: No, trust me, he's worthless.
Woman: I don't think anyone's worthless.
Man1: Well...no...not worhtless..that is to say...he acts in such a way that one could deem him worthless. One less intelligent that me.
Woman: So you think you're intelligent?
Man1: Well I am a master of arms in my village!
Woman: But you don't know how we got here, anymore than I or he does.
Man1: That's because I was trying to protect you! I couldn't see what was happening!
Woman: I didn't ask for your protection...I appreciate it, but you did kind of grab me awful quickly.
Man2: Oh, I know how we got here.
Man1: What? No you don't!
Man2: I do!
Man1: No you fucking don't!
Woman: Let him speak!
Man1: No! I mean, yes! FINE.
Man2: The wizard used a transporting stone. Throw it at her feet. You didn't see because you'd grabbed her and were whispering in her ear.
Man1: I was just assuring her everything would be okay!
Woman: Actually, you said the wizard was no danger.
Man1: He wasn't!
Man2: He was! He transported us here!
Woman: Hey, if you didn't think he was a threat, what were you protecting me from?
Man1: I...I...I...
(She walks over and sits beside man2.)
Woman: So, since you know how we got here, do you have any idea how we could get out of here?
(Man2 smiles for the first time.)
Man2: Yes, I believe I do.
Man1: It's not fair...
END OF ACT 1
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there will probably only be one act to be honest
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body hurts
curshing emptimess and sense of ponitlessnessssssssss
jj
just want to sleep can't explain tno like you fhtinkg
obsessed
jlsgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
________________
(Two men and a woman walk onto the stage. One of the men strides confidently, a determined look on his face. The other looks nervous and somewhat sickly.)
Man2: Here were then...
Man1: Well of course we are!
Woman: Where are we?
Man1: Good question.
Man2: I don't know...
Man1: Don't speak then!
Woman: I just don't know where we are!
Man1: Yes, that is a worry. But I think we're safe here.
Man2: Why?
Man1: It's a feeling I get! Christ, do you have to be so negative all the time!
Man2: I'm just saying...
Man1: Well don't! Fuck!
Woman(to man1): What do you think we should do?
Man1: Set up camp, I think.
(They pantomine setting up tents. Man1 watches woman, smiling.)
Man1: Here, let me help you with that.)
(He pantomines helping her with her tent.)
Woman: Thanks.
Man1: No problem.
(He watches Man2 with a look of undisguised disgust on his face.)
Man1: No, THAT goes there and THAT goes over there!
Man2: I like doing it this way.
Man1: Well you're donig it wrong!
Man2: Just let me...
(He pantomines that his tent his collapsed.)
Man1: You retard! Well, I'm not helping you!
Man2: That's fine, I'll just do it myself.
Man1: You do that then! Haha!
(He walks over and sits beside the woman.)
Man1: He won't last the night.
Woman: He seems okay. Just nervous.
Man1: No, trust me, he's worthless.
Woman: I don't think anyone's worthless.
Man1: Well...no...not worhtless..that is to say...he acts in such a way that one could deem him worthless. One less intelligent that me.
Woman: So you think you're intelligent?
Man1: Well I am a master of arms in my village!
Woman: But you don't know how we got here, anymore than I or he does.
Man1: That's because I was trying to protect you! I couldn't see what was happening!
Woman: I didn't ask for your protection...I appreciate it, but you did kind of grab me awful quickly.
Man2: Oh, I know how we got here.
Man1: What? No you don't!
Man2: I do!
Man1: No you fucking don't!
Woman: Let him speak!
Man1: No! I mean, yes! FINE.
Man2: The wizard used a transporting stone. Throw it at her feet. You didn't see because you'd grabbed her and were whispering in her ear.
Man1: I was just assuring her everything would be okay!
Woman: Actually, you said the wizard was no danger.
Man1: He wasn't!
Man2: He was! He transported us here!
Woman: Hey, if you didn't think he was a threat, what were you protecting me from?
Man1: I...I...I...
(She walks over and sits beside man2.)
Woman: So, since you know how we got here, do you have any idea how we could get out of here?
(Man2 smiles for the first time.)
Man2: Yes, I believe I do.
Man1: It's not fair...
END OF ACT 1
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there will probably only be one act to be honest