CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Charles Horse was bored. He decided to write a story. This is that story. Everything that follows comes from the mind of Charles Horse.
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Barry Cat was walking down the street. He didn't want anyone to see him because he had a limp. His foot bent outwards a bit. He didn't know if it was a birth defect or something. It was just a thing.
"AHAHA, YOU FUCKING - " someone shouted from a house. He froze. Then realised he was standing in front of the house. Then started walking again quickly. He looked though. Just briefly. Another guy had told the first to stop. So that other guy was nice, maybe.
But that first guy? Fuck him. Why would he do that? All Barry Cat was doing was walking down the street. Was it because of his curved foot?
Barry Cat decided he wasn't having any of this and grew to forty feet tall. He grabbed hold of the shouter. He looked terrified. Good.
"FUCK YOU!" said Barry Cat then he fucking bit the bastard's head off and spat it out. It was impulsive. "CUNT!" he added for no reason.
The second one, who had told the first to stop shouting, was looking at Barry Cat in awe.
Barry crushed him underfoot and squashed his body into the ground.
"EVERYONE FUCKNING DIE!" said Barry. He ripped the roof off the house and threw it across the street. A car was driving down the road and stopped. Barry Cat looked at it and laughed insanely.
"AHAHA, YOU FUCKING!" he said, then picked up and car and started shaking it. There were two children instead. He snapped the car in two. He grew even larger as he did. He threw both halves of the car away. He stomped down more houses. He walked to the park. There were people having fun. They saw him coming.
"DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!" he said and murdered them with his feet. He grew even higher. He could see the curvature of the Earth. He jumped, causing an earthquake.
"FUCK YOU ALL!" he laughed. He didn't even mean it. He was so big now. He pulled the moon out of the sky and smashed it against the Earth, ending all life.
He floated through space alone. He thought of throwing himself into the sun, then realised the sun was now the size of an apple to him. Smaller. He blow it out. Everything was dark now. Forever.
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Charles Horse hated that he had an erection.
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Barry Cat was walking down the street. He didn't want anyone to see him because he had a limp. His foot bent outwards a bit. He didn't know if it was a birth defect or something. It was just a thing.
"AHAHA, YOU FUCKING - " someone shouted from a house. He froze. Then realised he was standing in front of the house. Then started walking again quickly. He looked though. Just briefly. Another guy had told the first to stop. So that other guy was nice, maybe.
But that first guy? Fuck him. Why would he do that? All Barry Cat was doing was walking down the street. Was it because of his curved foot?
Barry Cat decided he wasn't having any of this and grew to forty feet tall. He grabbed hold of the shouter. He looked terrified. Good.
"FUCK YOU!" said Barry Cat then he fucking bit the bastard's head off and spat it out. It was impulsive. "CUNT!" he added for no reason.
The second one, who had told the first to stop shouting, was looking at Barry Cat in awe.
Barry crushed him underfoot and squashed his body into the ground.
"EVERYONE FUCKNING DIE!" said Barry. He ripped the roof off the house and threw it across the street. A car was driving down the road and stopped. Barry Cat looked at it and laughed insanely.
"AHAHA, YOU FUCKING!" he said, then picked up and car and started shaking it. There were two children instead. He snapped the car in two. He grew even larger as he did. He threw both halves of the car away. He stomped down more houses. He walked to the park. There were people having fun. They saw him coming.
"DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!" he said and murdered them with his feet. He grew even higher. He could see the curvature of the Earth. He jumped, causing an earthquake.
"FUCK YOU ALL!" he laughed. He didn't even mean it. He was so big now. He pulled the moon out of the sky and smashed it against the Earth, ending all life.
He floated through space alone. He thought of throwing himself into the sun, then realised the sun was now the size of an apple to him. Smaller. He blow it out. Everything was dark now. Forever.
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Charles Horse hated that he had an erection.