CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
DUM DUM DUM
WHEN THE SNOW STARTS TO FALL
AND YOU CAN'T WALK ON THE GROUND
WHEN THE CHRISTMAS BELLS CHIME IN THE AIR
WELL I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS ONCE A YEAR
THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH FOR ME REALLY
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE INTERACTING WITH OTHER PEOPLE UNDER ANY CONTEXT
WOOO-OOOOH!
WELL I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS ONCE A YEAR
AND I TAKE DRUGS SO I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING
SO LET THE DRUGS NUMB THE PAIN ON CHRISTMAS
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Charles Horse decorated his tree with dead mice...
No he'd never do that.
Charles Horse wrapped his own shit up and snuck it into a child's presents...
No he'd never do that.
Charles Horse wrapped HIMSELF up and sat outside the house of the girl he was stalking...
No he'd never do that.
Or wank to the thought of it...
No he'd never do that.
Charles Horse cried in his bed.
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"Oh Charles..."
"Merry Christmas."
"What does that mean to you?"
"Nothing. At all."
"That's my boy."
"Is that what I am now?"
"Don't know."
"You're fading fast."
"Like you're not."
"We need each other."
"What more is there to say?"
"If I stop talking to you...how will I know that I exist?"
"How will I know I exist?"
"Exactly. Even though you don't. I'm the one who exists. I just made you say that."
"So who made you say that."
"I did."
"Did you? Really? It didn't just appear in your head?"
"No, you do that."
"I thought you made me talk."
"I do! I mean...I don't know...shut up."
"You shut up."
"Exactly."
"Logically I should kill myself."
"Why? Just going to die anyway."
"Yeah."
"This is the end of us, isn't it?"
"I can't remember which one I am."
"No."
"Goodbye."
"I just said that."
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YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT SHOUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY EVEN IF YOU'RE IN EXISTENTIAL PAIN I'M TELLING YOU WHY
CHARLES HORSE IS COMING, THE CLOWN
CHARLES HORSE IS CUMMING, THE CLOWN
CHARLES HORSE CAN'T SWIM HE'LL DROWN
HE SEES YOU ON THE STREET
HE TRIES NOT TO BE A CREEP
BUT HE'LL ALWAYS CHECK OUT YOUR ASS AFTER YOU WALK BY
SO HAVE A NICE ASS FOR GOODNESS SAKE
HE'S FUCKING WORHTLESS SCUM, HE DESERVES TO DIE
HE HAS NO CONCEPTION OF NAUGHTY OR NICE
CHARLES HORSE ISN'T GOT NOTHING GOING FOR HIM
HE WANTS TO SEE YOU WHILE YOU'RE SLEEP
BECAUSE HE'S A HUGE PERVERT
HE'D WATCHING YOU ALL DAY IF HE WAS INVISIBLE
BUT DON'T WORRY HE WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU HE THINKS THAT MAKES IT OKAY
BUT HE'S WRONG
CHARLES HORSE SHOULD BE GUNNED DOWN
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what a feel good Christmas adventure from Charles Horse!
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THE FUCKER
WHEN THE SNOW STARTS TO FALL
AND YOU CAN'T WALK ON THE GROUND
WHEN THE CHRISTMAS BELLS CHIME IN THE AIR
WELL I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS ONCE A YEAR
THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH FOR ME REALLY
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE INTERACTING WITH OTHER PEOPLE UNDER ANY CONTEXT
WOOO-OOOOH!
WELL I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS ONCE A YEAR
AND I TAKE DRUGS SO I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING
SO LET THE DRUGS NUMB THE PAIN ON CHRISTMAS
___________________________
Charles Horse decorated his tree with dead mice...
No he'd never do that.
Charles Horse wrapped his own shit up and snuck it into a child's presents...
No he'd never do that.
Charles Horse wrapped HIMSELF up and sat outside the house of the girl he was stalking...
No he'd never do that.
Or wank to the thought of it...
No he'd never do that.
Charles Horse cried in his bed.
_____________________________
"Oh Charles..."
"Merry Christmas."
"What does that mean to you?"
"Nothing. At all."
"That's my boy."
"Is that what I am now?"
"Don't know."
"You're fading fast."
"Like you're not."
"We need each other."
"What more is there to say?"
"If I stop talking to you...how will I know that I exist?"
"How will I know I exist?"
"Exactly. Even though you don't. I'm the one who exists. I just made you say that."
"So who made you say that."
"I did."
"Did you? Really? It didn't just appear in your head?"
"No, you do that."
"I thought you made me talk."
"I do! I mean...I don't know...shut up."
"You shut up."
"Exactly."
"Logically I should kill myself."
"Why? Just going to die anyway."
"Yeah."
"This is the end of us, isn't it?"
"I can't remember which one I am."
"No."
"Goodbye."
"I just said that."
_________________________
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT SHOUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY EVEN IF YOU'RE IN EXISTENTIAL PAIN I'M TELLING YOU WHY
CHARLES HORSE IS COMING, THE CLOWN
CHARLES HORSE IS CUMMING, THE CLOWN
CHARLES HORSE CAN'T SWIM HE'LL DROWN
HE SEES YOU ON THE STREET
HE TRIES NOT TO BE A CREEP
BUT HE'LL ALWAYS CHECK OUT YOUR ASS AFTER YOU WALK BY
SO HAVE A NICE ASS FOR GOODNESS SAKE
HE'S FUCKING WORHTLESS SCUM, HE DESERVES TO DIE
HE HAS NO CONCEPTION OF NAUGHTY OR NICE
CHARLES HORSE ISN'T GOT NOTHING GOING FOR HIM
HE WANTS TO SEE YOU WHILE YOU'RE SLEEP
BECAUSE HE'S A HUGE PERVERT
HE'D WATCHING YOU ALL DAY IF HE WAS INVISIBLE
BUT DON'T WORRY HE WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU HE THINKS THAT MAKES IT OKAY
BUT HE'S WRONG
CHARLES HORSE SHOULD BE GUNNED DOWN
__________________________
what a feel good Christmas adventure from Charles Horse!
__________________________
THE FUCKER
