CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
NOTE: I'M NOT GOOD AT CHARACTER NAMES SO IF ALL THE CHARACTERS HAVE THE SAME NAMES AS RECENT BB CONTESTANTS IT SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN AS A SIGN THAT THOSE CHARACTERS WILL RESEMBLE THOSE CONTESTANTS IN ANYWAY
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"It feels like Christmas morning," Sophie said, rubbing her hands together as they watched him defrost.
"I don't really give a shit about Christmas," said Marcus, as usual not trying to hide his boredom.
"I mean, when you're a little girl...boy in your case...can't imagine you as a child...anyway, you know what I mean, surely. It's magical."
"Not bloody magical! We've seen hundreds of people defrost, there's nothing different about this bastard!"
"Of course there is, he was the first! Our whole culture is based around him! This experience, it's almost...holy."
Marcus gave her a look. She burst out laughing. He smiled. "Daft cow."
"Okay, but it is a big deal."
"Yeah, that's why there's so many eyes on us right now, makes me feel uncomfortable. They should trust us to oversee his awakening ourselves. Trust me, anyway."
"It's understandable that they want to watch..."
"Well why don't they just come down here then, instead of hiding, the bastards."
"...don't call our bosses bastards, Marcus."
"They're not going to fire me, not after I saved the president's daughter. She was sexy."
"She was sixteen!"
"Yeah, well, I didn't do anything with her...just saying. Can't believe she thought she could freeze her tits and ass and leave the rest..."
"Sssh, here he comes."
"About fuckdamn time!"
They watched as the man standing before them, the man who hadn't moved in 42 years, took a step forward, instinctively. He then reached down and frantically pulled his shows off.
"THEY'RE ON FIRE!" shouted Freddie, throwing them forward. Sophie jumped out of the way.
"Ow, no throwing shoes at girls, you mingebag!" said Marcus.
"Sssh!" said Sophie. She stepped forward, trying to look comforting. "It's okay. You're going to be okay."
"There was an explosion, my shoes...they caught fire," said Freddie, looking around. "What happened...shit, where am I?"
"It's okay, it's going to be okay," said Sophie.
"MY SHOES WERE ON FUCKING FIRE!" screamed Freddie. Sophie backed away a step.
"Your shoes are fine, you're fine...please let me explain," she said. "Just sit down and..."
"MY SHOES!"
"Look, they obviously sent you here because you're a nice piece of fluff and they thought he'd like to see you when he woke up," said Marcus to Sophie. "But they sent ME because I'm a straight talking bastard who'll tell him what's what."
"My...my shoes..." Marcus grabbed Freddie and spun him around.
"Listen, sunshine, you're in the future. You were frozen in time for 42 and you just woke up."
"Your...your breath smells", said Freddie, after a moment.
TO BE CUMTINUED
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"It feels like Christmas morning," Sophie said, rubbing her hands together as they watched him defrost.
"I don't really give a shit about Christmas," said Marcus, as usual not trying to hide his boredom.
"I mean, when you're a little girl...boy in your case...can't imagine you as a child...anyway, you know what I mean, surely. It's magical."
"Not bloody magical! We've seen hundreds of people defrost, there's nothing different about this bastard!"
"Of course there is, he was the first! Our whole culture is based around him! This experience, it's almost...holy."
Marcus gave her a look. She burst out laughing. He smiled. "Daft cow."
"Okay, but it is a big deal."
"Yeah, that's why there's so many eyes on us right now, makes me feel uncomfortable. They should trust us to oversee his awakening ourselves. Trust me, anyway."
"It's understandable that they want to watch..."
"Well why don't they just come down here then, instead of hiding, the bastards."
"...don't call our bosses bastards, Marcus."
"They're not going to fire me, not after I saved the president's daughter. She was sexy."
"She was sixteen!"
"Yeah, well, I didn't do anything with her...just saying. Can't believe she thought she could freeze her tits and ass and leave the rest..."
"Sssh, here he comes."
"About fuckdamn time!"
They watched as the man standing before them, the man who hadn't moved in 42 years, took a step forward, instinctively. He then reached down and frantically pulled his shows off.
"THEY'RE ON FIRE!" shouted Freddie, throwing them forward. Sophie jumped out of the way.
"Ow, no throwing shoes at girls, you mingebag!" said Marcus.
"Sssh!" said Sophie. She stepped forward, trying to look comforting. "It's okay. You're going to be okay."
"There was an explosion, my shoes...they caught fire," said Freddie, looking around. "What happened...shit, where am I?"
"It's okay, it's going to be okay," said Sophie.
"MY SHOES WERE ON FUCKING FIRE!" screamed Freddie. Sophie backed away a step.
"Your shoes are fine, you're fine...please let me explain," she said. "Just sit down and..."
"MY SHOES!"
"Look, they obviously sent you here because you're a nice piece of fluff and they thought he'd like to see you when he woke up," said Marcus to Sophie. "But they sent ME because I'm a straight talking bastard who'll tell him what's what."
"My...my shoes..." Marcus grabbed Freddie and spun him around.
"Listen, sunshine, you're in the future. You were frozen in time for 42 and you just woke up."
"Your...your breath smells", said Freddie, after a moment.
TO BE CUMTINUED
