CaptainWacky
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IT EXPRESSES EMOTIONs
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AND FEELINGS
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stop that
THIS IS FUCKING IT YOU ARE WEAK AND MENTALLY ILL AS FUCK
stop
LOL CAN'T HANDLE ABRASIVE PEOPLE
stop
CAN'T HANDLE LOUD PEOPLe
stop
CAN't AHNDLE PEOPLe
stop
CAN'T HANDLE RESPONIBILSI
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CAN'T AHNDLE GROWTH
it's not my fault
IT IS IT FUCKING IS
it's not
IT IS
the answer isn't in me
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stop it
LOL YOU ARE SO DUMB
stop
DON'T THE FUCK KNOW
what?
DONo'T YOU FUCKING KNOW YOU DO KNOW
I don't people thik I do
THEY ARE RIGHt
they are not I don't know they look at me like I know they think sometimes if they just leave me alone I'll know and I'll do the right thing but I don't know I DOn'T KNOW
AWW YOU'RE BECOMING ME HOW SWEET
shut up
LOL
FUCK FUCK FUCK
LOL!
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AND NOW A BIRDTASTIC CAT
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DEFECTIVE
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anyway
and now a play in one act
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(A man walks on stage completely naked. His penis is small.)
Man: My body hurts.
(LOUD LAUGHTER plays from somewhere.)
Man: Seriously.
LAUGHTER
Man: It really hurts but I can't describe it.
LAUGHTER
Man: I don't even know if it's pain or...or what.
LAUGHTER
Man: It's maddening.
LAUGHTER
Man: I'm going mad.
LAUGHTER
Man: But I can't describe it.
LAUGHTER
Man: But I suppose that's the thing about madness, it's indefinable, isn't it?
LAUGHTER
Man: STOP THAT.
LAUGHTER
Man: This isn't...funny.
LAUGHTER
Man: Stop...stop...stop...
LAUGHTER
(The Man starts to cry.)
LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
Man: Please...just leave me alone...
LAUGHTER
Man: I just want to be left alone...but I also want to impact the world in a meaningful way.
LAUGHTER
Man: I can't cope with people...not at all. Never.
LAUGHTER
Man: Just can't. Don't know. Panic attacks? I never think of them as panic attacks. I'm so used to them that I guess I've lost all sense of what they are. But I hate them. I can't function when I have them...I just can't. I embarrass myself...I have to escape. I have to. I'm so scared of them. That's why I'm alone. Fear of panic. And I start to panic because I'm so scared of panic. I'm a fucking mess and it's a never-ending cycle AND I CAN'T TAKE IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT.
(There is a long pause.)
Man: Hello?
(Nothing.)
Man: Then...you understand me. At last. You know it's not a laughing matter! Oh, thank you, thank you!
(Nothing.)
Man: I said, thank you.
(Nothing.)
Man: Come on, be polite.
(Nothing.)
Man: TALK TO ME.
LAUGHTER
Man: Thank you, thank you!
LAUGHTER
Man: Err, are you laughing at me now, or are you just laughing so I know you're there?
LAUGHTER
Man: Okay, I know you're there, you can stop now.
LAUGHTER
Man: Seriously.
LAUGHTER
Man: SHUT UP.
LAUGHTER
MAN: DIEEE!
LAUGHTER
MAN: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
(The man tries to pull his own penis off.)
LAUGHTER
Man: DESTROY FUCKING KILL MYSELF...WORTHLESS...NOTHING...
(No noise.)
Man: Thank you.
(No noise.)
Man: Okay...just let me sit down.
(He sits down for a full minute without saying anything.)
Man: Okay...it's going away again.
(No noise.)
Man: HELLO?
(No noise.)
Man: I'M SO ALONE!
FIN
________-
WELL DIND'T WE ALL HAVE A GREAT TIME AT THE ONE ACT PLAY LET'S GO HOME AND DISCUSS IT WITH REVERANCE AND SOME WINE
#
dfh
gfgfsdopjiohjijih
AS DG
LOOO AT ME I'M A CONCEPTUAL ARTISTs
MEasjkfh
sdfh
#sdf
asdfg MAY Asdg
MKRY AREY
fad
gMRA ART
asdf M
as
dg
asdghd
gFUCK SSHIT SFDUGc
sdg
f
MY ART
IS RANDOM TYPINg
bUT IT IS ARt
BECAUS EI'm THINKING WHEN I TYPE
IT EXPRESSES EMOTIONs
ADN TTHOUGHTRS
AND FEELINGS
AND NMBLYE
gfdJKF It'S NOT TJUST ROADNOM
f
dshvnilknnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
DUSTY RHAONEd
f
v
n
ds I this isn't what it's supposed to be it's not supped to be this it's supposed to be different this is a lie an illusion a staging area a prelude a joke an ordeal waiting waiting waiting this is nothing you hear me god I know you have special plans I don't have to worry anymore I just have to wait and it will all make sense it will all make sense it will all make sense it will all make sense somedaydf
s
fgLOL
sflf gf
THIS IS IT
?GSJI
stop that
THIS IS FUCKING IT YOU ARE WEAK AND MENTALLY ILL AS FUCK
stop
LOL CAN'T HANDLE ABRASIVE PEOPLE
stop
CAN'T HANDLE LOUD PEOPLe
stop
CAN't AHNDLE PEOPLe
stop
CAN'T HANDLE RESPONIBILSI
sto[
CAN'T AHNDLE GROWTH
it's not my fault
IT IS IT FUCKING IS
it's not
IT IS
the answer isn't in me
LOl
stop it
LOL YOU ARE SO DUMB
stop
DON'T THE FUCK KNOW
what?
DONo'T YOU FUCKING KNOW YOU DO KNOW
I don't people thik I do
THEY ARE RIGHt
they are not I don't know they look at me like I know they think sometimes if they just leave me alone I'll know and I'll do the right thing but I don't know I DOn'T KNOW
AWW YOU'RE BECOMING ME HOW SWEET
shut up
LOL
FUCK FUCK FUCK
LOL!
fdnklash
gf
_______________--
AND NOW A BIRDTASTIC CAT
fasd
g
f
dh
ghf
no nofopgs NO NOOO THE ANSWER ISN'T IN ME
DEFECTIVE
LACIKING
SMALLLLLl
LOL DON'o TKNOW GET IT WRONG GET IT RIGHT TOO LATE WHEN IT'S NO LONGER RIGHT LOL UNMANAGABLE PANIC ATTACKS
anyway
and now a play in one act
__________________-
(A man walks on stage completely naked. His penis is small.)
Man: My body hurts.
(LOUD LAUGHTER plays from somewhere.)
Man: Seriously.
LAUGHTER
Man: It really hurts but I can't describe it.
LAUGHTER
Man: I don't even know if it's pain or...or what.
LAUGHTER
Man: It's maddening.
LAUGHTER
Man: I'm going mad.
LAUGHTER
Man: But I can't describe it.
LAUGHTER
Man: But I suppose that's the thing about madness, it's indefinable, isn't it?
LAUGHTER
Man: STOP THAT.
LAUGHTER
Man: This isn't...funny.
LAUGHTER
Man: Stop...stop...stop...
LAUGHTER
(The Man starts to cry.)
LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
Man: Please...just leave me alone...
LAUGHTER
Man: I just want to be left alone...but I also want to impact the world in a meaningful way.
LAUGHTER
Man: I can't cope with people...not at all. Never.
LAUGHTER
Man: Just can't. Don't know. Panic attacks? I never think of them as panic attacks. I'm so used to them that I guess I've lost all sense of what they are. But I hate them. I can't function when I have them...I just can't. I embarrass myself...I have to escape. I have to. I'm so scared of them. That's why I'm alone. Fear of panic. And I start to panic because I'm so scared of panic. I'm a fucking mess and it's a never-ending cycle AND I CAN'T TAKE IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT.
(There is a long pause.)
Man: Hello?
(Nothing.)
Man: Then...you understand me. At last. You know it's not a laughing matter! Oh, thank you, thank you!
(Nothing.)
Man: I said, thank you.
(Nothing.)
Man: Come on, be polite.
(Nothing.)
Man: TALK TO ME.
LAUGHTER
Man: Thank you, thank you!
LAUGHTER
Man: Err, are you laughing at me now, or are you just laughing so I know you're there?
LAUGHTER
Man: Okay, I know you're there, you can stop now.
LAUGHTER
Man: Seriously.
LAUGHTER
Man: SHUT UP.
LAUGHTER
MAN: DIEEE!
LAUGHTER
MAN: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
(The man tries to pull his own penis off.)
LAUGHTER
Man: DESTROY FUCKING KILL MYSELF...WORTHLESS...NOTHING...
(No noise.)
Man: Thank you.
(No noise.)
Man: Okay...just let me sit down.
(He sits down for a full minute without saying anything.)
Man: Okay...it's going away again.
(No noise.)
Man: HELLO?
(No noise.)
Man: I'M SO ALONE!
FIN
________-
WELL DIND'T WE ALL HAVE A GREAT TIME AT THE ONE ACT PLAY LET'S GO HOME AND DISCUSS IT WITH REVERANCE AND SOME WINE
