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thing of the day, no nose (thing+135)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
stuffy
like macorin
like boiling
like steam
or somethg
mind isn't enoguasg



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this can't be
all
this can't be
all
this can't be
all
this can't be
all

or can it

hjfyears and years

a year isn't long
y0ou just think it's long because it's a new beggigng or something
or it seems wrong when you're young
LONG not wrong
well it is wrong
but it feels LONG when yu're cyoung
of course it doe
when you're 8 a year feels like a long time
BECASUE YOU'VE ONLY BEEN ALIVE FOR EIGHT OF THEM
AND YOU ONLY REMEMBER FIVE OR SIX
FUCK
OF COURSE IT SEEMS LONGER
SO IN YOUR MIND A YEAR IS LONG
AND AS YOU GROW UP YOU THINK A YEAR IS LONG
but it's not
and life is made out of years
and a year is nothing
and life is nothing
but who cares
it's enough for some people
some people live proper full lives
not me
I need longer
that's hwy I'm so concerned about life going by so fast
I need longer to live a full life
like ten times longer
that might do it
if I liv eto be 900
LIKE THE DOCOT RLOl
maybe then I'll have al ife

la

I'd do stuff if I knew I had time to do stufF
WELL NO, OF COURSE I WOUDLSN'T BECAUSE I'D STILL BE ME!
but I'd have more time to deal with the problme of benig me
AND BUILD MY REALITY ALTERING DEVICE LO


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ntohing wille ver be good enough won't FELE

gfJSDK: g THIS IS A JOKE

QUESTION IT
 
Time is flying by every fucking day every second. I wish I could magically stop time and go around unbuttoning everyone's pants or something HARMLESS like that. I wish there was magic.
 
I believe in magic.
 
Are your pants unbuttoned?
 
Now that you mention it, yes, yes they are.
 
MAGIC!
 
if magic didn't exist we'd have to invent it
 
I know magic mushrooms exist.
 
Cassie said:

You slipped him some roofies and did the job yourself!
 
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