CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
so my credits went up right as I oepened this thread
imagine that
yet another way to measure the waste of my existence
as if having 95,-000 posts isn't reminder enough
now I'm actually getting mock paid for wasting my existence
THANKS FOR THAT
ahaha
sometimes I think the clcok movesssss back wards
like I'll think it's 55 past the hour
I'll see it as 55 past
then I'll loooook away
and look back
and it'll be 54 past
so I've went back in time a minutE?
hahhaahah
what's the point
another minuite to waste
_____________________--
(THE RINGMASTER STEPS OUT OF THE BIG TOP.)
RINGMASTER: ROLL UP ROLL UP, STEP RIGHT THE FUCK UP TO SEE THE MOST WORTHLESS HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET, NO SOUL, NO OPINIONS, NO LIKES, NO DISLIKES, IT'S LIKE HIS MIRROR NEURONs HAVE BEEN COMPLETEY CUT OFF, THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING INSIDE THE HOLLOW MAN!
Little Girl: Mummy, mummy, I want to see!
Mum: Well, alright...
Ringmaster: HAHAHAHA, BE AMAZED BY WHAT YOU SEE.
(He lets them in. A 27 year old "man" is sitting on a chair. There is no expression on his face.)
Man: Hello.
Little Girl: Hi, tee hee!
(She giggles and looks cute. He does not respond.)
Little Girl: Mummy, he doesn't find me cute!
Mum: This was a mistake, he'll only disilluison you on life.
Man: Life is an illusion
Mum: Shut up!
Man: Okay.
(He just sits there.)
Little Girl: Do you believe in God?
Man: No.
Little Girl: Why not? Because of how much your life sucks?
Man: No, because it's not logical and I feel completely unmoved by relegious imagery.
Little Girl: That's not possible!
Man: It is.
Little Girl: Eww.
Man: Tell me, if relegious truths are, in fact, true, then how come they have no effect on me? Why would God create a being such as me who would never be able to experience the joys he bestows on others, due to nothing more than a lack of brain chemicals.
Little Girl: I...I...I...
(She starts crying.)
Mum: You bastard.
(She slaps the man.)
Man: Yes.
RINGMASTER: NO REFUNDS, AHAHAHAHAH!
FIN
________________________----
well
wasn't that eeeeeeh
a look into nothingh
nothing is nothing
imagine that
yet another way to measure the waste of my existence
as if having 95,-000 posts isn't reminder enough
now I'm actually getting mock paid for wasting my existence
THANKS FOR THAT
ahaha
sometimes I think the clcok movesssss back wards
like I'll think it's 55 past the hour
I'll see it as 55 past
then I'll loooook away
and look back
and it'll be 54 past
so I've went back in time a minutE?
hahhaahah
what's the point
another minuite to waste
_____________________--
(THE RINGMASTER STEPS OUT OF THE BIG TOP.)
RINGMASTER: ROLL UP ROLL UP, STEP RIGHT THE FUCK UP TO SEE THE MOST WORTHLESS HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET, NO SOUL, NO OPINIONS, NO LIKES, NO DISLIKES, IT'S LIKE HIS MIRROR NEURONs HAVE BEEN COMPLETEY CUT OFF, THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING INSIDE THE HOLLOW MAN!
Little Girl: Mummy, mummy, I want to see!
Mum: Well, alright...
Ringmaster: HAHAHAHA, BE AMAZED BY WHAT YOU SEE.
(He lets them in. A 27 year old "man" is sitting on a chair. There is no expression on his face.)
Man: Hello.
Little Girl: Hi, tee hee!
(She giggles and looks cute. He does not respond.)
Little Girl: Mummy, he doesn't find me cute!
Mum: This was a mistake, he'll only disilluison you on life.
Man: Life is an illusion
Mum: Shut up!
Man: Okay.
(He just sits there.)
Little Girl: Do you believe in God?
Man: No.
Little Girl: Why not? Because of how much your life sucks?
Man: No, because it's not logical and I feel completely unmoved by relegious imagery.
Little Girl: That's not possible!
Man: It is.
Little Girl: Eww.
Man: Tell me, if relegious truths are, in fact, true, then how come they have no effect on me? Why would God create a being such as me who would never be able to experience the joys he bestows on others, due to nothing more than a lack of brain chemicals.
Little Girl: I...I...I...
(She starts crying.)
Mum: You bastard.
(She slaps the man.)
Man: Yes.
RINGMASTER: NO REFUNDS, AHAHAHAHAH!
FIN
________________________----
well
wasn't that eeeeeeh
a look into nothingh
nothing is nothing
