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I'm only alive because I haven't died yet
I'm only alive beacsue I haven't died yet
I'm only alive beacsue I haven't die yet
I 'm only alive beacsue I haven't died yet
I'm only alive beacsue I haven'ted died yet
I'm only alive beacsue I haven't died yet
I'ml holy alive beacsue I haven'ted die yet
I 'm only alive beacsue I haven't died yet
I'm only alive beacsue I haven't died yet
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BRINGY PETE: FLESH IS A TRAP AND THE ONLY WAY OUT IS TO DIE.
AManda Brick: Well, no.
BRING PETE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TITS?
Amanda Brick: We are flesh.
BRINGY PETE: AAAAH IT'S SUFFERING IS EXISTENCE, OOH ERR.
AManda Brick: So? That doesn't mean there has to be something more.
BRINGY PETE: BUT IF YOU CAN'T BELIEVE I N SOMETHING MORE HOW DO YOU GO ON , ARRR FUCKSTICKs.
Amanda Birkc: I don't know.
BRINGY PETE: ANYWAY SLUT EARS THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS FUCKDAMN SAYING YOU WHORE I WAS SAYING THAT EXISTENCE IS DUFFERING AND SHIT AND DEAHt IS THE ONLY WAY TO END IT THERE'S NO WAY TO IMPROVE LIFE IMPROVE YOUR BODY BEACSUE YOU'RE STILL GETTING OLD AND GOING TO DIE IT'S A PRISON AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh.
Amanda BricK: I suppose so.
BRINGY PETE: I BROUGHT YOU SOME MORSELS>
AManda Brick: Thanks.
(BRINGY PETE pulls some hats out of his anus.)
BRINGY PETE: STOLE ALL THESE FROM A HAT AND COAT SHOP.
Amanda Brick: WHy didn't you steal some caots too?
BRINGY PETE: MAN HAS TO HAVE LIMITS.
Amanda Brick: Why?
BRINGY PETE: I DON'T KNOW.
Amanda Brick: hmm, I suppose dI could make good use of these.
(She sets them on fire.)
BRINGY PETE: ARR THIS WILL KEEP US WARM.
Amanda Brick: I'm going to burn my breasts.
BRINGY PETE: NO THEY'RE LOVELY.
Amanda Brick: Theyr'e the first thing everyone looks at when they talk to me. Men look at them because they're stupid fucking men thinking with their fucking dick then they treat me differently becasue a large part of their thought process has been given over to thinking about titty-fucking me. Women look at them because they're jealous and then try to come up with ways to screw me over in business deals.
BRINGY PETE: WHAT BUSINESS DEALS, LASS?
Amadna Brick: Good point. Never quit got that far.
BRINGY PETE: AT LEAST YOU HAVE ME.
Amanda Brick: Yes at least I have a figment of my imagination.
BRINGY PETE: AND A STUPID FUCKING FAKE NAME, AMANDA JOHNSON. FUCK HAHAHAHA.
Amanda Brick: Yep. That too.
(The sits completely still for 17 minutes without crying. Her dad knocks on her bedroom door.)
Dad: Mandy, are you okay?
Amanda: Yes.
Dad: You've been in their for so long now...you only come out to eat when I'm not here...it's not normal.
Amadna: Sorry for not being normal.
Dad: I want to help you.
Amanda: I don't care.
Dad: Amanda, please.
Amanda: I'm naked. Don't come in.
Dad: I'm coming in...
Amanda: DON'T COME IN...
(He comes in. She is naked and smeared with shit. The floor is littered with sheets of paper, the words "FUCK SHIT LIFE" covering them all completely.)
Dad: Oh God, my little girl..
Amanda: RAPE. RAPE. HE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME. STAB HIM BRINGY PETE. FUCKING RAPE.
(She goes to her window. She opens it and tries to jump out. Her dad grabs her. Some boys are below. They look up.
Boy: FUCKING HELL MAN, SEE THE TITS ON THAT!
Amanda: THEIR YOURS IF YOU KILL MY DAD.
(Her dad pulls her to the ground. He is crying.)
Dad: I just want...
Amanda: To rape me?
Dad: STOP SAYING THAt.
(He nearly slaps her. He gets up, looking at his hands in disgust.)
Dad: I'm calling ambulance for you.
Amdanda: Finally.
(He leaves.)
BRINGY PETE: YOUR PLAN TO FAKE MENTAL ILLNESS WORKED!
Amanda Brick: Yeah. Fake.
FIN
___________________________________
THE PART OF BRINGY PETE WAS PLAYED BY MICHAELA STRAKEN IN THIS EPISODE OF "FUCK SHIT LIFE"
_________________-
WELL IT'S A FUNNY OLD THINg
THE LIFE OF A KING
SOMETIMES IT'S MERRY
SOMETIMES IT'S THIN
THIN ON LOVE
THIN ON GLORY
THIN ON PURPOSE
THIN ON THE GROUND
AYE IT'S A FUNNY LIFE
THE LIFE OF A KING
BUT I KNOW ONE THING
THE LIFE OF A KING
IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS
HAHDSf
fI'm only alvie becasue I have n't dieyet
I'm only alive because I haven't died yet
I'm only alive beacsue I haven't died yet
I'm only alive beacsue I haven't die yet
I 'm only alive beacsue I haven't died yet
I'm only alive beacsue I haven'ted died yet
I'm only alive beacsue I haven't died yet
I'ml holy alive beacsue I haven'ted die yet
I 'm only alive beacsue I haven't died yet
I'm only alive beacsue I haven't died yet
___________--
BRINGY PETE: FLESH IS A TRAP AND THE ONLY WAY OUT IS TO DIE.
AManda Brick: Well, no.
BRING PETE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TITS?
Amanda Brick: We are flesh.
BRINGY PETE: AAAAH IT'S SUFFERING IS EXISTENCE, OOH ERR.
AManda Brick: So? That doesn't mean there has to be something more.
BRINGY PETE: BUT IF YOU CAN'T BELIEVE I N SOMETHING MORE HOW DO YOU GO ON , ARRR FUCKSTICKs.
Amanda Birkc: I don't know.
BRINGY PETE: ANYWAY SLUT EARS THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS FUCKDAMN SAYING YOU WHORE I WAS SAYING THAT EXISTENCE IS DUFFERING AND SHIT AND DEAHt IS THE ONLY WAY TO END IT THERE'S NO WAY TO IMPROVE LIFE IMPROVE YOUR BODY BEACSUE YOU'RE STILL GETTING OLD AND GOING TO DIE IT'S A PRISON AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh.
Amanda BricK: I suppose so.
BRINGY PETE: I BROUGHT YOU SOME MORSELS>
AManda Brick: Thanks.
(BRINGY PETE pulls some hats out of his anus.)
BRINGY PETE: STOLE ALL THESE FROM A HAT AND COAT SHOP.
Amanda Brick: WHy didn't you steal some caots too?
BRINGY PETE: MAN HAS TO HAVE LIMITS.
Amanda Brick: Why?
BRINGY PETE: I DON'T KNOW.
Amanda Brick: hmm, I suppose dI could make good use of these.
(She sets them on fire.)
BRINGY PETE: ARR THIS WILL KEEP US WARM.
Amanda Brick: I'm going to burn my breasts.
BRINGY PETE: NO THEY'RE LOVELY.
Amanda Brick: Theyr'e the first thing everyone looks at when they talk to me. Men look at them because they're stupid fucking men thinking with their fucking dick then they treat me differently becasue a large part of their thought process has been given over to thinking about titty-fucking me. Women look at them because they're jealous and then try to come up with ways to screw me over in business deals.
BRINGY PETE: WHAT BUSINESS DEALS, LASS?
Amadna Brick: Good point. Never quit got that far.
BRINGY PETE: AT LEAST YOU HAVE ME.
Amanda Brick: Yes at least I have a figment of my imagination.
BRINGY PETE: AND A STUPID FUCKING FAKE NAME, AMANDA JOHNSON. FUCK HAHAHAHA.
Amanda Brick: Yep. That too.
(The sits completely still for 17 minutes without crying. Her dad knocks on her bedroom door.)
Dad: Mandy, are you okay?
Amanda: Yes.
Dad: You've been in their for so long now...you only come out to eat when I'm not here...it's not normal.
Amadna: Sorry for not being normal.
Dad: I want to help you.
Amanda: I don't care.
Dad: Amanda, please.
Amanda: I'm naked. Don't come in.
Dad: I'm coming in...
Amanda: DON'T COME IN...
(He comes in. She is naked and smeared with shit. The floor is littered with sheets of paper, the words "FUCK SHIT LIFE" covering them all completely.)
Dad: Oh God, my little girl..
Amanda: RAPE. RAPE. HE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME. STAB HIM BRINGY PETE. FUCKING RAPE.
(She goes to her window. She opens it and tries to jump out. Her dad grabs her. Some boys are below. They look up.
Boy: FUCKING HELL MAN, SEE THE TITS ON THAT!
Amanda: THEIR YOURS IF YOU KILL MY DAD.
(Her dad pulls her to the ground. He is crying.)
Dad: I just want...
Amanda: To rape me?
Dad: STOP SAYING THAt.
(He nearly slaps her. He gets up, looking at his hands in disgust.)
Dad: I'm calling ambulance for you.
Amdanda: Finally.
(He leaves.)
BRINGY PETE: YOUR PLAN TO FAKE MENTAL ILLNESS WORKED!
Amanda Brick: Yeah. Fake.
FIN
___________________________________
THE PART OF BRINGY PETE WAS PLAYED BY MICHAELA STRAKEN IN THIS EPISODE OF "FUCK SHIT LIFE"
_________________-
WELL IT'S A FUNNY OLD THINg
THE LIFE OF A KING
SOMETIMES IT'S MERRY
SOMETIMES IT'S THIN
THIN ON LOVE
THIN ON GLORY
THIN ON PURPOSE
THIN ON THE GROUND
AYE IT'S A FUNNY LIFE
THE LIFE OF A KING
BUT I KNOW ONE THING
THE LIFE OF A KING
IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS
