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thing of the day (thing+227)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
there's no point
using words like "virgin"
"Gay"
"straight"
"bicuriousa2z"
"depressed"
"horny"
"nose bastard"

becasue they don't apply
ever
it's too differnet
it's all too different
like colours
like how colours are differnet
wait they're not
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BISCUIT MAN GETS CRUNCH

BISCUIT MAN: I LOVE YOU MY BISCUIT FAMILY

BISCUTI WIFE: WE LOVE YOU TOO BISCUIT MAN

BISCUIT BOY: I'M A REBELIOUS TEEN AND EVEN I LOVE BISCUIT MAN, MY FATHER!

BISCUIT BABY: GAAAH GAAH GOO GGOO I LOVE BISCUIT DADDY TOO

EVERYONE: AWW

HUNGRY JOE: HAHAHAHAHA I'M GOING TO FUCKING EAT YOU BISCUIT BASTARD

(HUNGRY JOE EATS BISCUIT MAN IN SECONDS. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO BE SHOCKED.)

BISCUIT WOMAN: NO.

BISCUIT BOY: DAD?

BISCUIT BABY: WAAAH.

BISCUIT BOY: WHAT NOW MOM, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

BISCUIT WOMAN: I DON'T KNOW...LIFE IS FUCKING POINTLESS.

BISCUIT BOY: I HATE YOU.

(HE BEATS HER TO DEATH. )

BISCUIT BABY: WHA?

BISCUIT BOY: FUck YOU.

(HE KICKS BISCUIT BABY INTO THE OCEA.)

BISCUIT BOY: DRUGS

(HE TAKES HEROIN AND DIES THE END)_

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FUCKING RETARD

MONG

LOL
SPAZTIC
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UDM

DUMb

CAN'T FEEL IT

DOUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR

DUMB DUMB DUMB DUBM FUCKING NOTHING ALWAYS GET IT WRONG EVERY TIME JCAN'T JUST BE BEACSUE WHEN I'M JUST BEING I'M WRONG BECASUE I'M FUNDAMETANLY WRONG YOU NSDG
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fgsjo HITLER

HTIER AND ALL HIS LITTTLE JEWs


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THIS IS NOTHING

THIS IS NOTHING

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JUST EAT YORUSELf

RIP YORU BRAIN OUT AND EAT IT

THAT'LL BE GOOD
WON'T IT

LIVE REALLY LONG TIME THEN DIE

DURR
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HELLO ILIVE IN A CAVE AND MY NAME IS GOLLUm

the children were confused

GOLLUM GOLLUM

they poked the stinky man with a stick

DON'T POKES GOLLUM

they didn't know what to do

THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU DID THEY

they didn't know who he was talking about

YOUR PARENTS

oh

THEY DIDN'T TELLS THE PRECIOUS KIDDIES THAT LIFE IS FUCKING POINTLESS THAT THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO KEEP YOU ON THE RIGHT TRACK SO YOU DON'T NOTICE THAT EVERYTHING DOESN'T GO RIGHT THAT YOU DON'T ALWAYS END UP WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THAT GOD DOESN'T HAVE A PLAN THAT YOU ARE JUST MORTAL FLEHS AND YOU COULD DIE ANY MOMENT YOU FUCKING ANTS THAT YOU COULD JUST END UP GOLLUM, GOLLUM

they shook their heads

FUCKING FUCK FUCK

they defend himself when he tried to bite them

BITE BITE FLESH

they biggest of them hit him over the head with a brick

...

he died

...

all the kids blocked it out

...

but sometimes in dreams

...

they would remember him

GOLLUM

they would wake up screaming

GOLLUM

but not becasue of what happened to him

GOLLUM

but becasue of what he said

GOLLUM

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nfssssssssssssssssssssssssNIDDLE
 
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