CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I HAV ENO TIME FOR THIs
LOl
IT'S FUNNY
HOW EVEN IF YOU DO NOTHINg
YOU STILL DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO THE IMPORTANT THING
THE THIGNS YOU WANT TO DO
THE NOTHINGNESS EXPANDS TO FILL YOUR WHOLE DAY
THE NOTHINGNESS BECOMES ESSENTIAL
YOU HAVE TO DO THE NOTHING OR YOU FEEL YOU'RE WASTING YOUR DAY
IF YOU DO SOMETHING YOU GET NERVOUS BECASUSE YOU'RE NOT DOING NOTHING
IT'S ALL SO FUCED UP!
YOU WRITE THIS STUFF OT YOUR BRAIN
FORM BEHAVOURIAL PATTERSN
AND YOU CAN'T GET RID OF THEM
BECAUSE THEY ARE YOU
PART OF THE ARCHItCECTURE OF YOUR BRAIN
AND WHAT ARE YOU IF NOT YOUR BBRAIN
ONE BRAIN
ONE LIFE
ONE CHANCE
ALREAYD GONE
FUCK SHITs
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I DION'T LIKE NICE EMOTIONALLY SENTIMENTAL THIGNS BEACUSE ID ON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING EMOTIOSN
LIKE SCRUBS
I LIKE THE COMEDY
I DON'T LIEK TIW HEN THEY'rE CYRING OVER A SWEET OLD WOMAN WITH AIDS
I JUST DON'T CARE
FUCKING MAKES ME ANGYR
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SCRUBS PARDOY
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JD: YOU KNOW THE THING ABOUT FEET IS, THEY TAKE YOU EVERWHERE. THINK ABOUT IT, YOU'LL HAVE THE SAME PAIR OF FEET YOUR WHOLE LIFE. IMAGINE IF FEET COULD TALK. WHAT A STORY THeY WOULD TELL. THE PLACES THEY'VE BEEN. AND YOU KNOW, LIFE IS ABOUT THE JOURNEY, NOT THE DESTINATION...BUT I BET YOUR FEET WOUDN'T TELL YOU THAT!!
Turk: Hey JD
JD: Hey Turk you're baclk
Turk: damn, honky!
JD: Yeah' ti's funny how we've been friedns for years yet still reference each other's race all the time
Turk: Yeah
JD: Carla's ugly
Turk: I know, rihgT?
JD: Why'd you marry her?
Turk: For the money, mate. Bitch is loaded. When she dies today I get BILLIONS
Jd: Wait she's going to die.
Turk: Yes I poised a bowl of soup and left it on her deks. THE PERFECT CRIem.
JD: Cool.. OH SHIT THE JANITOR IS A NOTRIOUS SOUP THEIF
Turk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(THEY RUN BEFOR EIT'S TOO LATE.
Janitor: LA LA LA hey what' sthis, desk soup! Hmm it's that big foreheaded nurse's, but I don't care!
(HE'S ABOUT TO DRINK THE FUCKING POISONED SOUP)
JD: Wait, stop!
Janitor: hmm...if you DON'T want me to drink the soup, that must mean I should drink it!
JD: NO! I MEAN, YES. Drink it.
Janito0r: Wait, why would you want me to drink it? THIS SOUP IS POISIONED!
JD: No! I mean...yes?
Jantior: YOU DRINK IT FIRST to prove it's not poisoned!
JD: No!
Turk: Do it, JD, you can be sick afterward.s I CAN'T AFFORD CARLA NOT TO DIE TODAY.
(Carla jumps out from behind the desk.)
Carla: AH HA, I knew you were planning to posion me with soup, the janitor was helping me out!
Turk: OH NO
Carla :I'm getting a divorce and marrying Todd!
TodD: YES! OH WAIT< YOU'RE AN UGLY BITCH
Carla: DAMN RIGHt
DR COX: What's going on here, Sally, you pussying about like a big fucking pussy are you, life is about being macho and watching football and stabbing people and having muscles and guns and cars and porn mags, you don't have any of them then you're not a man and you don't deserve to live you fucking stupid little girl, I hate you.
JD: That's my mentor!
(THE JANITOR STABS JD WITH A SWORD.)
Janitor: Hehehe, what ag reat prank!
DR KELSO: HELLO I'M OLD AND CROTCHITY BUT I HAVE A HEART OF GOLD1
EVERYo/NE: WE L OVE YOU KELSO!
FIN
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GIVE THAT EPISODE AN EMMY
LOl
IT'S FUNNY
HOW EVEN IF YOU DO NOTHINg
YOU STILL DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO THE IMPORTANT THING
THE THIGNS YOU WANT TO DO
THE NOTHINGNESS EXPANDS TO FILL YOUR WHOLE DAY
THE NOTHINGNESS BECOMES ESSENTIAL
YOU HAVE TO DO THE NOTHING OR YOU FEEL YOU'RE WASTING YOUR DAY
IF YOU DO SOMETHING YOU GET NERVOUS BECASUSE YOU'RE NOT DOING NOTHING
IT'S ALL SO FUCED UP!
YOU WRITE THIS STUFF OT YOUR BRAIN
FORM BEHAVOURIAL PATTERSN
AND YOU CAN'T GET RID OF THEM
BECAUSE THEY ARE YOU
PART OF THE ARCHItCECTURE OF YOUR BRAIN
AND WHAT ARE YOU IF NOT YOUR BBRAIN
ONE BRAIN
ONE LIFE
ONE CHANCE
ALREAYD GONE
FUCK SHITs
___________----
I DION'T LIKE NICE EMOTIONALLY SENTIMENTAL THIGNS BEACUSE ID ON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING EMOTIOSN
LIKE SCRUBS
I LIKE THE COMEDY
I DON'T LIEK TIW HEN THEY'rE CYRING OVER A SWEET OLD WOMAN WITH AIDS
I JUST DON'T CARE
FUCKING MAKES ME ANGYR
_____________
SCRUBS PARDOY
_______________
JD: YOU KNOW THE THING ABOUT FEET IS, THEY TAKE YOU EVERWHERE. THINK ABOUT IT, YOU'LL HAVE THE SAME PAIR OF FEET YOUR WHOLE LIFE. IMAGINE IF FEET COULD TALK. WHAT A STORY THeY WOULD TELL. THE PLACES THEY'VE BEEN. AND YOU KNOW, LIFE IS ABOUT THE JOURNEY, NOT THE DESTINATION...BUT I BET YOUR FEET WOUDN'T TELL YOU THAT!!
Turk: Hey JD
JD: Hey Turk you're baclk
Turk: damn, honky!
JD: Yeah' ti's funny how we've been friedns for years yet still reference each other's race all the time
Turk: Yeah
JD: Carla's ugly
Turk: I know, rihgT?
JD: Why'd you marry her?
Turk: For the money, mate. Bitch is loaded. When she dies today I get BILLIONS
Jd: Wait she's going to die.
Turk: Yes I poised a bowl of soup and left it on her deks. THE PERFECT CRIem.
JD: Cool.. OH SHIT THE JANITOR IS A NOTRIOUS SOUP THEIF
Turk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(THEY RUN BEFOR EIT'S TOO LATE.
Janitor: LA LA LA hey what' sthis, desk soup! Hmm it's that big foreheaded nurse's, but I don't care!
(HE'S ABOUT TO DRINK THE FUCKING POISONED SOUP)
JD: Wait, stop!
Janitor: hmm...if you DON'T want me to drink the soup, that must mean I should drink it!
JD: NO! I MEAN, YES. Drink it.
Janito0r: Wait, why would you want me to drink it? THIS SOUP IS POISIONED!
JD: No! I mean...yes?
Jantior: YOU DRINK IT FIRST to prove it's not poisoned!
JD: No!
Turk: Do it, JD, you can be sick afterward.s I CAN'T AFFORD CARLA NOT TO DIE TODAY.
(Carla jumps out from behind the desk.)
Carla: AH HA, I knew you were planning to posion me with soup, the janitor was helping me out!
Turk: OH NO
Carla :I'm getting a divorce and marrying Todd!
TodD: YES! OH WAIT< YOU'RE AN UGLY BITCH
Carla: DAMN RIGHt
DR COX: What's going on here, Sally, you pussying about like a big fucking pussy are you, life is about being macho and watching football and stabbing people and having muscles and guns and cars and porn mags, you don't have any of them then you're not a man and you don't deserve to live you fucking stupid little girl, I hate you.
JD: That's my mentor!
(THE JANITOR STABS JD WITH A SWORD.)
Janitor: Hehehe, what ag reat prank!
DR KELSO: HELLO I'M OLD AND CROTCHITY BUT I HAVE A HEART OF GOLD1
EVERYo/NE: WE L OVE YOU KELSO!
FIN
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GIVE THAT EPISODE AN EMMY
