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THING OF THE DaY (thing+23)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
what is this

REALLY WAHT IS THIS

what are we doing?

AM I ONLY ONE WHO SAYS

lol you all have different chemcias...

SHUT UP WACKY

don't go on about fucking biochemcial make-up again

(even though it's true)

((you know the truth, that's enough))

my keyboard is feeling stiff

it is not a natural extension of my body

everything is restrictive

consciousness is restrictive

I'd be better off dead

FREEEEEEEEEEE!

Free of the mortal coil!

free of the artificial thought process!

oh, except I woudln't exist

FUCK THAT THEN

THE KING OR ROCK WHOYHF
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everything is starting to look sepia

surreal

is this still 2006

how could I tell
if I forgot HOW COULD I TeLl

dreams are better


DREAM FOR THE HCSDILGhk


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gdsjklgjkldg

______________________-

opions are like assholes

SHIT COMES OUT OF THEM


____________-------


JOKE TIME

what do you get if you cross a captainwacky and a non depressed person?

A FRUSTRATED NON DEPRESSED PERSON TELLING HIM TO CHEER THE FUCK UP!!!


________________--

LOL I CAN FEEL ALIVE BY TYPING FAST

BUT I'LL STILL DYIE

MAYB EI SHOULD WRITE A BOOK!
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ABOUT WHAt

FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO

THEN DO IT FOR ME!

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SHABNAM HAS A BETTER LIFE THEN MA

BECASUE SHE DOESN't AR

CREA

CARE

but it's not just that I care and worry

it's that I PHYSICALLY CAN'T DO ANUYTGHING

I FEEL SO FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE AND PRESSURED DOING ANYTHING

EVEN POSTING IN THE MINE FIELD

DO YOU GET IT SAVIO VEGA

DO Yousg

hf
sghbeing outside

LOL PANIC ATTACK BANg bANG

not normal

NEVER

BEEN

NORMAL

never had a nomral conversation

NEVEr

can't fake it

why fake it
it's not real if you fake it

i get no satisfaction out of faking it

can't just sit on a rollercaosted and go "whooo!" and enjoy it like everyone else

BECAUSE I WOUDLN'T BE ENJOYING IT

so you don't do things you don't enjoy or if you do do them you do them towards some end where you'll be able to enjoy yourself everjtally

WHAty'S COMING UP AFTE RLIFe

NOTHING

WHAT ARE WE LIVING TOWARDS

SOME ARE JUST LIVNg

FOR THE WEEKEND

GOING OUT

LOL

CAN'#t GO OUT

MADE INSIDe

MAD

dsaMA

MAD JI(MMY

MY NAME ISN'T TIMMMM

IT'S STAURT

STUART

THAt's A STUPID NAME

WHAT THE FUCK

STU

ART

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?


FUCK OFF

NAME ONE COOL PERSON CALLED "STUART"

YOU CAN'TS

YOU CAN'T!!

YOU CUNT

YOU ROCK BASTARd


LOLL OY
MAYBE IS HOUDL GO ON BIG BROTHEr

MAYBE I SHOULD GO ON BIG BROTHER AND BE THE MOST DETESTABLE, SELFISH PERSON ALIVE

BUT SAY "I'M BEING HONEST YEARH" EVERY FIVE MINUTES

AND I'D MAKE MILLIONS

MAYBE I SHOULD DO YET

LOL

NO I WOUDL NEVER GET

ON

____________________-

I'm the kind of person people would like to hit.

when I walk by someone on the street they can tell I'm not normal and they think of hitting me.

normal people.

with glass.

and long hair.

and chequered shirts.

FUCKING STUCK UP NORMAL BASTARDS!!!!1

WHO AM I?

I'#M YO!U!

no, I'm mee

never mind

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REPEAT THE DAY
 
and I was gonna mention that guy from THird ROck from the Sun but he's a Stewart so that wont count WILL IT! :rwmad:
 
well I still came up with Stuart McLean!

be happy you don't have something common like Robert. gods, every body and his DOG is called "Robert" up here! get some new material, parents! :rwmad:
 
ok, here's a Stuart who is definately cool! [and hot at the same time]:




stuarttownsend.jpg
 
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