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THING OF THE DAy (thing+24)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
how will I be able to tell when I die?

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sf

ggjn
not much to say is there

don't like words
don't like

NOT THAT I ACTIVELY DISLIKE THINGS

I don't think of reasons not to like things

well, I do

but that's only when I get analyitical

I only get that way because I'm frustrated

frustated because I DON'T LIKE thigns

on a fundamental level!

like

I don't know

the mechanism for liking doesn't exist in my brain

that's what it is

BANG BNAg

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SCOOBY DOOBY DOO, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, WE'VE GOT SOME HASH TO SMOKE NOW, COME ON SCOOBY DOO, BRING SCRAPPY TOO, WE'RE GOING TO GET WASTED AND FUCK DAPHNE

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sdhjdhkljkghjklhjklhjkljl WHAt'S YOUR FAVOURITE SEXY DDUCK
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sexy means nothing

wohooo

I live in a constant state of deja vu

I live in a constant OBVIOUS JOKE FORGET IT

faghoel

you fucking dirty faggot

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sh you fucking nNOHTINg

if only you were something

it must be good to have a label

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"I never even liked Transformers," said Jimmy.

"Oh come on, everyone liked Transformers," said Sally, insolent. "I'm a girl and I loved the bastards."

"Nope, never fucking liked them, and don't you get insolent," said Jimmy. "I pretended to like them to impress my friends. But I don't have to pretend anymore. I don't liek anything."

"What about lego? Surely you liked lego?" asked Sally, genuinely curious.

"No," he said, cold as ice. "I used to build stuff out of lego and show them to my parents, just to make them think I liked it, just to see their happy faces. But I didn't. Never liked anything."

"Well you liked one thing," said Sally.

"what's that, bitch?"

"You liked the feeling of pride you got when your parents showed their appreciation of your lego skills!"

"SHUT UP, SHUT UP, FUCK UP!" he said, hitting her with a sock full of pennies. "YOU ARE MINE, MY OWN, MY PRECIOUS!"

"You liked Lord Of The Rings too," she said, calmly, despite the fact that she was tied up in a basement and was bleeding from the forehead from the penny sock attack.

"No...just fodder...nothing but fodder..."

"Please let me go," she said, not begging, just trying.

"No, no, no, your life is over," he said. "I read about this in the Mine Field. Thing Of the day. A guy kept another guy in a basement all his life. Well, I'm keeping a GIRL here! I win!"

"I read that too," she lied, she'd never heard of such a thing as the Mine Field. "It was just a story."

"IT WAS TRUE! CAPTAINWACKY WROTE IT AND HE IS MY LORD AND MASTER AND HE WILL REWARD ME! MEEEEEEEEE!" He hit her again. She turned her head.

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HAHAHA VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN IS SO SHOCKING

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TOO MANY LINEs

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STOP

YOU!

remember when I used to care about things like sexuality a bit? Maybe it was just becasue it was EASY something anyone can have an opinon on.

MAYBE I SHOULD GET INTO POLITICS

YEAH

THOSE DAMN LEFTY LIBERALS!

THOSE DAMN RIGHTY CONSERVATIVES!

THOSE DAMN FENCE SITTING CENTRALIST!

GRRRRR!

WE NEED A FOURTH OPTION!

THE STUPID OPTION

FOR IDIOTS WHO CAN'T LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD

THAt'S WHAT WE NEED

GET RIGHT ON IT

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actually swedish people have a very high propensity towards suicide because of their genetic make-up: unlike ALL THE OTHER RACES OF MAN they are, in fact, universally BORING FUCKERS!

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I've never been anywhere
don't want to
don't like being outside
the air hurts my skin
I think
I sweat
feel uncomfortable
people
noises
no, it's not for me

I USED TO DO STUFF BUT I DIDN't REALLY DO IT I JUST CRUISED ALONG ON AUTO PILOT WHILE THE WORLD MOVED AROUND ME AND I FELT NOTHING

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gjsddjkh DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFEIDN WAS A CATIST LIKE ME

DON'T CHA!


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BIG BROTHER HOUSE THIS IS DAVINA YOU ARE LIVE ON CHANELLE FOUR PLEASE DO NOT BLOW ZIGGY


so that's that then
 
SCOOBY DOOBY DOO, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, WE'VE GOT SOME HASH TO SMOKE NOW, COME ON SCOOBY DOO, BRING SCRAPPY TOO, WE'RE GOING TO GET WASTED AND FUCK DAPHNE

Those were the original lyrics, but some people objected to the word Hash so it was changed.
 
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