CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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ndon't have a s ould
neothing humnaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dind't develop right
so what's the point
like this from birth
you can't fit a square peg into a round hole
i just don't go with human life
MAYBE IF OXYGEN IS PUMPED INTO THE PARTS OF MY BRAIN WHICH WERE DEPREIVED OF THAT WONDERFUL GAS AT BIRTH?
OKAY
I'LL STICK AN OXYGEN TUBE UP MY NOSE
NO
I'LL CUT MYe HEAD OPNE
#lllool
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ACTION MOVIE SCRIPT
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(A cool teenage boy is riding around town on his skateboard. It's a bit like the start of Back To The Future, really.)
Kid: MEEP MEPE
(He arrives at professor BLACK'S lab. Professor BLACK is BLACK.)
Black: Yo.
Kid: What are you doing to that cat!?
(Professor Black has tied up a cat and is beating the shit out of it.)
Black: Ain't nothing but a thang.
Kid: What/
Black: Thang. Ain't nothin' but a thang. Don't you worry about it.
Kid: You're beating the shit out of a cat!
Black: Ain't nothin' but a thing, relax kid.
Kid: You can't do that!
Black: It's just a thang, chillax dude.
Kid: You can't get away with it by saying it's just a "thang"! It's animal cruelty.
Black: Ain't nothin' but a...
Kid: STOP. TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON FOR ONCE.
Black: Look, it will make sense to you eventually.
Kid: What? When?
Black: Oh, I don't know...maybe in THE FUTURE...
(Black looks directly into the camera.)
Black: ...OR MAYBE IN THE PAST.
Kid: Huh?
Black: Ain't nothin' but a thang!
(81 MINUTES OF THE FILM ARE MISSING AND THEN we join the kid being chased by that same cat.)
Kid: It's going to kill me!
(Black catches the cat in a net and kicks it hard.)
Black: Ain't nothin' but a thang!
Kid: Professor, it all makes sense now that I've time travelled!
Black: TWICE!
(ROBOTS attack the lab.)
Kid: Here we go again...
(He pulls out a BIG GUN. The professor pulls out A CHAINSAW.)
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THEN THE SCRENE GOES BLACK AGAIN THE REST OF THE FILM WAS EATEN BY FACEMAN SORRY LOL
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don'ts etg
never gets better
only worse
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nothing running out
started with less
becoming lesser and lesser as the years go by
was not properly equiped
did not grow
only had what I started with
it's not enough anymore
almost completely stranded now
stranded in life
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f
f
f
wooot
wooot
wot
wto
wto
wt
owt
w
towt
w
t
repitiong
w
t
w
tj RPEAT
Hhaa
a
ndon't have a s ould
neothing humnaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dind't develop right
so what's the point
like this from birth
you can't fit a square peg into a round hole
i just don't go with human life
MAYBE IF OXYGEN IS PUMPED INTO THE PARTS OF MY BRAIN WHICH WERE DEPREIVED OF THAT WONDERFUL GAS AT BIRTH?
OKAY
I'LL STICK AN OXYGEN TUBE UP MY NOSE
NO
I'LL CUT MYe HEAD OPNE
#lllool
________________________________
ACTION MOVIE SCRIPT
__________________________________
(A cool teenage boy is riding around town on his skateboard. It's a bit like the start of Back To The Future, really.)
Kid: MEEP MEPE
(He arrives at professor BLACK'S lab. Professor BLACK is BLACK.)
Black: Yo.
Kid: What are you doing to that cat!?
(Professor Black has tied up a cat and is beating the shit out of it.)
Black: Ain't nothing but a thang.
Kid: What/
Black: Thang. Ain't nothin' but a thang. Don't you worry about it.
Kid: You're beating the shit out of a cat!
Black: Ain't nothin' but a thing, relax kid.
Kid: You can't do that!
Black: It's just a thang, chillax dude.
Kid: You can't get away with it by saying it's just a "thang"! It's animal cruelty.
Black: Ain't nothin' but a...
Kid: STOP. TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON FOR ONCE.
Black: Look, it will make sense to you eventually.
Kid: What? When?
Black: Oh, I don't know...maybe in THE FUTURE...
(Black looks directly into the camera.)
Black: ...OR MAYBE IN THE PAST.
Kid: Huh?
Black: Ain't nothin' but a thang!
(81 MINUTES OF THE FILM ARE MISSING AND THEN we join the kid being chased by that same cat.)
Kid: It's going to kill me!
(Black catches the cat in a net and kicks it hard.)
Black: Ain't nothin' but a thang!
Kid: Professor, it all makes sense now that I've time travelled!
Black: TWICE!
(ROBOTS attack the lab.)
Kid: Here we go again...
(He pulls out a BIG GUN. The professor pulls out A CHAINSAW.)
________________--
THEN THE SCRENE GOES BLACK AGAIN THE REST OF THE FILM WAS EATEN BY FACEMAN SORRY LOL
____----
hahha
a
don'ts etg
never gets better
only worse
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
nothing running out
started with less
becoming lesser and lesser as the years go by
was not properly equiped
did not grow
only had what I started with
it's not enough anymore
almost completely stranded now
stranded in life