CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
so
what do you do
if you have nothing to fill a thing of the day
but you have to post one
because you still can't be bothered continuing your semi-joke harry pott fanfic because you can't be bothered reading the harry potter wiki for hours as research
or the felicia story because...you just can't be bothered tonight
but it's another day
so another thing
so what do you say
what is there
well
there is nothing
i could keep typing "there is nothing" over and over again
i've done that before
until it comes out "thsklthegy dhfty esi snoyhigyng"
but what would be the point
ah
there is no point
so i'll be illustrating the fact that there is no point
clever
no
"clever"
yeah
since it's not actually clever
just the thingoftheday verison of clever
which can never really be clever, only "clever"
because if i was really clever i wouldn't be here posting thing of the day
i'd be with a girl eating rice and watching ROMANTIC COMEDY 38
but i'm not
because i'm not clever
but that's not really fair
because my brain structure doesn't allow me to be clever
i'm playing with a different set of parameters
not suited for this world
not fair
really
but
i guess by doing this
i'm...doing something
even if it's this
which is
THERE'S NTOHING ELSE I CAN DO
_______________________-
"Would you like to TAKE ME OUT FOR DINNER?" Mad Keither asked the woman buying the Big Issue from him.
"Oh Keith, you know I'm married!" she laughed.
"That's not even a real Big Issue," he said. "I drew it with crayons to get you to come over and talk to me."
"It is real," she said, looking through it.
/"IT'S NOT"!"
HE SISAd
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MAD KEITH: IT'S NOT
Woman: have you been taking your medication, Keith?
MAD KEITH: HOW DO YOU KNOW I EAT MEDICATIONS?
Woman: You told me you do...
MAD KEITH: HAHAHAHAHA I'M MAD ME.
Woman: Come on, is there somone I can take you to?
MAD KEITH: DINNER.
Woman: I'm not taking you for dinner, Keith.
MAD KEITH: NO, MY DOCTOR> HIS NAME IS DOCTOR DINNER. HE HAS A MOUSTACHE.
Woman: Well, okay, do you have an address for him?
MAD KEITH: IN THAT RESTAURANT OVER THERE. THAT'S WHER EHE LIVES.
Woman: Now Keith...
MAD KEITH: COME ON, I'LL BOOK US A TABLE TO EAT HIM...
Woman: STop, don't!
(He runs out inot th eroad AND A CAR HITS HIM, PATHOS>)
MAD KEITH: AAAH.
Woman: Oh no!
MAD KEITH: I'M DYING.
Woman: You'll be...you'll be fine...
(His head is hanging HALF OFF.)
MAD KEITH: PLEASE TAKE ME FOR DINNEr.
Woman: Would you like me to lie to you?
MAD KEITH: YES, HURRY UP THOUGH, BUGGERING HEAD'S ABOUT TO ROLL.
WomaN: II'll take you otu for dinner.
MAD KEITH: YES!
(His head falls off.)
Woman: Oh no, oh Keith...
(THE REAL MAD KEITH steps out from behind some bushes.)
MAD KEITH: YOU HEARD THAT, EVERYONE, SHE SAID SHE'LL TAKE ME FOR IDNNER
Woman: But you just died!
MAD KEITH: THAT WAS ONLY A HOLOGRAM!
Woman: Wait...you developed a highly sophisticated hologram systme justt to tirkc Me into taking you for idnnnneR?
MAD KEITH: YES
Woman: THAt'S SO HOT!
(THEY HAVE FULL SEX IN THE MIDDLE OF HT ROAD THE END)
__________________---
a story to tell the grandkids
before you shoot them
what do you do
if you have nothing to fill a thing of the day
but you have to post one
because you still can't be bothered continuing your semi-joke harry pott fanfic because you can't be bothered reading the harry potter wiki for hours as research
or the felicia story because...you just can't be bothered tonight
but it's another day
so another thing
so what do you say
what is there
well
there is nothing
i could keep typing "there is nothing" over and over again
i've done that before
until it comes out "thsklthegy dhfty esi snoyhigyng"
but what would be the point
ah
there is no point
so i'll be illustrating the fact that there is no point
clever
no
"clever"
yeah
since it's not actually clever
just the thingoftheday verison of clever
which can never really be clever, only "clever"
because if i was really clever i wouldn't be here posting thing of the day
i'd be with a girl eating rice and watching ROMANTIC COMEDY 38
but i'm not
because i'm not clever
but that's not really fair
because my brain structure doesn't allow me to be clever
i'm playing with a different set of parameters
not suited for this world
not fair
really
but
i guess by doing this
i'm...doing something
even if it's this
which is
THERE'S NTOHING ELSE I CAN DO
_______________________-
"Would you like to TAKE ME OUT FOR DINNER?" Mad Keither asked the woman buying the Big Issue from him.
"Oh Keith, you know I'm married!" she laughed.
"That's not even a real Big Issue," he said. "I drew it with crayons to get you to come over and talk to me."
"It is real," she said, looking through it.
/"IT'S NOT"!"
HE SISAd
g
fsd
hh
asg
as
hg
MAD KEITH: IT'S NOT
Woman: have you been taking your medication, Keith?
MAD KEITH: HOW DO YOU KNOW I EAT MEDICATIONS?
Woman: You told me you do...
MAD KEITH: HAHAHAHAHA I'M MAD ME.
Woman: Come on, is there somone I can take you to?
MAD KEITH: DINNER.
Woman: I'm not taking you for dinner, Keith.
MAD KEITH: NO, MY DOCTOR> HIS NAME IS DOCTOR DINNER. HE HAS A MOUSTACHE.
Woman: Well, okay, do you have an address for him?
MAD KEITH: IN THAT RESTAURANT OVER THERE. THAT'S WHER EHE LIVES.
Woman: Now Keith...
MAD KEITH: COME ON, I'LL BOOK US A TABLE TO EAT HIM...
Woman: STop, don't!
(He runs out inot th eroad AND A CAR HITS HIM, PATHOS>)
MAD KEITH: AAAH.
Woman: Oh no!
MAD KEITH: I'M DYING.
Woman: You'll be...you'll be fine...
(His head is hanging HALF OFF.)
MAD KEITH: PLEASE TAKE ME FOR DINNEr.
Woman: Would you like me to lie to you?
MAD KEITH: YES, HURRY UP THOUGH, BUGGERING HEAD'S ABOUT TO ROLL.
WomaN: II'll take you otu for dinner.
MAD KEITH: YES!
(His head falls off.)
Woman: Oh no, oh Keith...
(THE REAL MAD KEITH steps out from behind some bushes.)
MAD KEITH: YOU HEARD THAT, EVERYONE, SHE SAID SHE'LL TAKE ME FOR IDNNER
Woman: But you just died!
MAD KEITH: THAT WAS ONLY A HOLOGRAM!
Woman: Wait...you developed a highly sophisticated hologram systme justt to tirkc Me into taking you for idnnnneR?
MAD KEITH: YES
Woman: THAt'S SO HOT!
(THEY HAVE FULL SEX IN THE MIDDLE OF HT ROAD THE END)
__________________---
a story to tell the grandkids
before you shoot them