CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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this is a standard issue thing of the dya
something goes here
some letters
dsGHKLasjhjiljiljijighjigjighij
h
gh
dfh
dfh
d
sh
fh
d
dfh
sdfh
jjg
like that
then some more letters, but some words seep in
ds
jk
ajophjifhjifh
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EATH
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g DEAHT DEAH DEAHY DEATH DEAHT DEATH DEATH
yes, like that
then I try to describe a state of mind in words
like my current constant depressed state
and fai, obviovovsly
becasye you can't describe states of mind in words
I FEEL LIKE I LIVE IN MASHED POTATA MY MIND IS BIG STODGY SLUSHY MASHED POTATO IF THOSE ARE WORDS AND I'M SWIMMING ABOUT IN IT EXCEPT I'M NOT SWIMMING CAN'T MOVE OVERWHELMED SUFFOCATED SMOTHERED BY MASHED POTATO AND IT'S GETTING WORSE
yes like that
certailonly like that
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MORE LETTEsr
dfshdi#sj dfhsjklf
dh
fh
dhashf hgh
NINE eg
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yes it gets a bit out of control here
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CANCER THERE I SAID SOMETHING SHOCKING
yes
well
THEN
it's time for the surreal story part
which is just an excuse to not try and to instead just write some crap but it's surreal so it's okay and it's making some deep statement about the world anyway, innit
____________________________
(JERRY BADGER walks into a bank.)
JERRY: HELLO, SIR, I'D LIKE SOME NOSES.
Bank Manager: THis is a bank.
JERRY: IS IT? ARE YOU SURE?
Manager: Quite sure.
JERRY: PROVE IT, M'LUD! HEEHEHE!
Manager: Well, first of all there's the fact that this is a bank.
JERRY: Fact, you say, good sire?
Manager: Yes. Because it says BANK above the door. And all the customers are here completely financial transactions. And this is a bank.
JERRY: But do you have any NOSES?
Manager: No. Go away now.
JERRY: Maybe you're just not using your imagination!
Manager: Security, escort this gentleman out of here.
JERRY: AH, but the twist is...I HAVE A BOMB.
Manager: Do you.
JERRY: Yes! HIDEE HOO! But I won't blow everyone up...if you AGREE to come out for DINNER with me!
Manager: No.
JERRY: What? But I've got a bomb! A, UMM, SPLENDID EXPLODING DEVICE!
Manager: No you don't. Your just a twat.
JERRY: IT's up my anus! You'll have to diffuse it with your PENIS! HEHEHE!
Manager: Fuck him up.
(THe security guards through Jerry down onto the ground and kick the crap out of him.)
Secuity Guard: How's that feel, gayboy?
Female Customer: Excuse me, but is that really necessary? He's obviously troubled, but he didn't see to pose a thread, and there's no need for the homophobia.
Manager: Fuck you. Fuck you all.
(The manager coldly spits on Jerry's brusied and bloody body...then DROPS HIS PANTS.)
Manager: That's right, the twist is I'm CRAZY TOO! HEHEHEHE!
(He begins masturbating over Jerry in front of the woman and security guard, who are both equally disgusted.)
Guard: Fuck is this?
Woman: It's pointless. Just mindless tripe.
Jerry: My favourite kind!
FIN
_____________________-
see that was utter shit and there was no meaning behind it at all
just wors
just like this
just words
just like this
(sometimes I repeat the same phrases over and over to give the illusion of something deeper too)
just words
just like this
just words
just like this
just words
just like this
just words
just like this
just word
just like this
just words
just elike this
this jt
just worlds
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just world
just like thisd
jjust words
just ligke this
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repeat until typos
fade to black
htielr
more random letters and words? wHY NOT
f
sdajklsdfhjfi gji
IF YOU WANT ME
dsh
gfsdfhsh
ghhYOUo're STUOPID
THER EIS NO ME
MASHED POTATEg
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dhjfghjHAHAHA
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gn
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________-
anyway, that's a thing
this is a standard issue thing of the dya
something goes here
some letters
dsGHKLasjhjiljiljijighjigjighij
h
gh
dfh
dfh
d
sh
fh
d
dfh
sdfh
jjg
like that
then some more letters, but some words seep in
ds
jk
ajophjifhjifh
h
EATH
f
g DEAHT DEAH DEAHY DEATH DEAHT DEATH DEATH
yes, like that
then I try to describe a state of mind in words
like my current constant depressed state
and fai, obviovovsly
becasye you can't describe states of mind in words
I FEEL LIKE I LIVE IN MASHED POTATA MY MIND IS BIG STODGY SLUSHY MASHED POTATO IF THOSE ARE WORDS AND I'M SWIMMING ABOUT IN IT EXCEPT I'M NOT SWIMMING CAN'T MOVE OVERWHELMED SUFFOCATED SMOTHERED BY MASHED POTATO AND IT'S GETTING WORSE
yes like that
certailonly like that
dfsh
MORE LETTEsr
dfshdi#sj dfhsjklf
dh
fh
dhashf hgh
NINE eg
f
yes it gets a bit out of control here
fhsdh
Ad
h
CANCER THERE I SAID SOMETHING SHOCKING
yes
well
THEN
it's time for the surreal story part
which is just an excuse to not try and to instead just write some crap but it's surreal so it's okay and it's making some deep statement about the world anyway, innit
____________________________
(JERRY BADGER walks into a bank.)
JERRY: HELLO, SIR, I'D LIKE SOME NOSES.
Bank Manager: THis is a bank.
JERRY: IS IT? ARE YOU SURE?
Manager: Quite sure.
JERRY: PROVE IT, M'LUD! HEEHEHE!
Manager: Well, first of all there's the fact that this is a bank.
JERRY: Fact, you say, good sire?
Manager: Yes. Because it says BANK above the door. And all the customers are here completely financial transactions. And this is a bank.
JERRY: But do you have any NOSES?
Manager: No. Go away now.
JERRY: Maybe you're just not using your imagination!
Manager: Security, escort this gentleman out of here.
JERRY: AH, but the twist is...I HAVE A BOMB.
Manager: Do you.
JERRY: Yes! HIDEE HOO! But I won't blow everyone up...if you AGREE to come out for DINNER with me!
Manager: No.
JERRY: What? But I've got a bomb! A, UMM, SPLENDID EXPLODING DEVICE!
Manager: No you don't. Your just a twat.
JERRY: IT's up my anus! You'll have to diffuse it with your PENIS! HEHEHE!
Manager: Fuck him up.
(THe security guards through Jerry down onto the ground and kick the crap out of him.)
Secuity Guard: How's that feel, gayboy?
Female Customer: Excuse me, but is that really necessary? He's obviously troubled, but he didn't see to pose a thread, and there's no need for the homophobia.
Manager: Fuck you. Fuck you all.
(The manager coldly spits on Jerry's brusied and bloody body...then DROPS HIS PANTS.)
Manager: That's right, the twist is I'm CRAZY TOO! HEHEHEHE!
(He begins masturbating over Jerry in front of the woman and security guard, who are both equally disgusted.)
Guard: Fuck is this?
Woman: It's pointless. Just mindless tripe.
Jerry: My favourite kind!
FIN
_____________________-
see that was utter shit and there was no meaning behind it at all
just wors
just like this
just words
just like this
(sometimes I repeat the same phrases over and over to give the illusion of something deeper too)
just words
just like this
just words
just like this
just words
just like this
just words
just like this
just word
just like this
just words
just elike this
this jt
just worlds
just like this
just world
just like thisd
jjust words
just ligke this
f)))0
fsd
h
repeat until typos
fade to black
htielr
more random letters and words? wHY NOT
f
sdajklsdfhjfi gji
IF YOU WANT ME
dsh
gfsdfhsh
ghhYOUo're STUOPID
THER EIS NO ME
MASHED POTATEg
f
dhjfghjHAHAHA
gf
dh
gn
gn
f
hg
h
________-
anyway, that's a thing