CaptainWacky
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REMEMBER ME
RMEMBMER THING OF HTE DAY WACKy
he's still in there
JUST
squashed down
hidden
crushed by nothingness
on the surface there's not much
BUT MAYBE I'LL BE FIXED ONED DAY?
by pioneering brain surgery o fht ebrain
then thing of the day wacky won't just be free...
he'll be in control
and there will be no one to stop him
he'll be focused
he'll be driven
he will make a work of art
he will show himself to the world
and the world will take notice
the world will be change
society will be the changed
the way we live our lives
everything
by thing of the day wacky
he will make them all feel what he feels
they will know
they will understand
war will end
famine
greed
bigotry
all gone
and they will even end death
and then wacky will be adored
he will be king
and they will be throwing themselves at him
begging him to sleep with them
but only the best will do....
for king wacky the first and last, forever and ever and ever
world without end
wacky without limits
the universe his plaything
the stars under his control
reality his
to do with as he pleases
some day
___________________________________
DAY 45 IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE, AND BOB AND KATE ARE ARGUING ABOUT JESUS
Bob: I just don't think there's any real evidence for Jesus being the son of God...
Kate: All right, all right, hold on, stop talking down to me, okay, that's RUDE that is, stop it...
Bob: I'm not...
Kate: LET ME FINISH, LET ME FINISH, PLEASE, okay, I thought that was what you scientists were all about, human decency, okay?
Bob: I think you need to calm down.
Kate: I'm calm mate, I'm calm, but I can't believe what you is saying that theire wasn't no Jesus, that is some straight up bull man, how can you say that, Jesus died for us man.
Bob: I accept that there was a historical figure who we now know as Jesus Christ...
Kate: OH, You accept it do you, WELL BRAVO, that man DIED for you, man, and you ACCEPT him, BRAVO, FUCKING A.
Bob: I'm simply saying there is not a shred of evidence nor have I personally experienced anything to say...
Kate: What about aliens, man? You're a science-tist, how can you believein BLORN from the planet SLEKTWAG but you don't believe in Jesus, huh?
Bob: Well, statistically speaking...
ROGER enters the room
Roger: Hey sweet tits, this old FART boring you?
Kate: He be boring me, man, he don't even believe in Jesus or nothing but he be telling me about his aliens like he's on Star Trek!
Roger: Haha, you like Star Trek, that shit is so fake, don't even look real or nothing, how can you watch that shit if you so intellectual, ha ha!
Bob: I wasn't...I never...
Kate: HE DENYING IT NOW, HE BACKING DOWN, HE FEARS THE LORD'S WARTH, ISN'T THAT RIGHT LUCY?
Lucy jumpst in front of the camera
Lucy: AIRTIME, AIRTIME, WOOO, WOOO, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ME, WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET WITH ME, I'M A REAL PERSON, ROGER FUCK ME UP THE BUM FOR A MAGAZINE DEAL, WOOO!
Roger: Okay, sweet tits!
Kate: Hold on, HOLD ON A FUCKDAMN MINUTE, you called ME "sweet tits", don't you be calling her no "sweet tits" you faggot!
Lucy: WHy you have to be like dat, Kate, you whore!
Kate: I AIN'T NO WHORE, I QUIT THAT BEFORE I CAME IN HERE!
They keep arguing while Bob cries into his hands.
Bob: Please...kill me...
DAVINA MCCALL: THIS IS DAVINA, YOU ARE LIVE ON CHANNEL FOUR PLEASE DO NOT WATCH. THE PUBLIC HAVE BEEN VOTING FOR A HOUSEMATE TO DO A SPECIAL SHIT-EATING TASK WHERE THEY HAVE TO EAT MY REAL GENUINE SHIT AND THEY HAVE DECIDED THAT THE SHIT-EATING FUCKER IS GOING TO BE...BORING BOB, AND HE DESERVE IT, THE CUNT!
Kate: HAHAHAHAHA!
Bob: OH, CUNTNOSES!
THE END
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hhhjhhhhhhh
REMEMBER ME
RMEMBMER THING OF HTE DAY WACKy
he's still in there
JUST
squashed down
hidden
crushed by nothingness
on the surface there's not much
BUT MAYBE I'LL BE FIXED ONED DAY?
by pioneering brain surgery o fht ebrain
then thing of the day wacky won't just be free...
he'll be in control
and there will be no one to stop him
he'll be focused
he'll be driven
he will make a work of art
he will show himself to the world
and the world will take notice
the world will be change
society will be the changed
the way we live our lives
everything
by thing of the day wacky
he will make them all feel what he feels
they will know
they will understand
war will end
famine
greed
bigotry
all gone
and they will even end death
and then wacky will be adored
he will be king
and they will be throwing themselves at him
begging him to sleep with them
but only the best will do....
for king wacky the first and last, forever and ever and ever
world without end
wacky without limits
the universe his plaything
the stars under his control
reality his
to do with as he pleases
some day
___________________________________
DAY 45 IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE, AND BOB AND KATE ARE ARGUING ABOUT JESUS
Bob: I just don't think there's any real evidence for Jesus being the son of God...
Kate: All right, all right, hold on, stop talking down to me, okay, that's RUDE that is, stop it...
Bob: I'm not...
Kate: LET ME FINISH, LET ME FINISH, PLEASE, okay, I thought that was what you scientists were all about, human decency, okay?
Bob: I think you need to calm down.
Kate: I'm calm mate, I'm calm, but I can't believe what you is saying that theire wasn't no Jesus, that is some straight up bull man, how can you say that, Jesus died for us man.
Bob: I accept that there was a historical figure who we now know as Jesus Christ...
Kate: OH, You accept it do you, WELL BRAVO, that man DIED for you, man, and you ACCEPT him, BRAVO, FUCKING A.
Bob: I'm simply saying there is not a shred of evidence nor have I personally experienced anything to say...
Kate: What about aliens, man? You're a science-tist, how can you believein BLORN from the planet SLEKTWAG but you don't believe in Jesus, huh?
Bob: Well, statistically speaking...
ROGER enters the room
Roger: Hey sweet tits, this old FART boring you?
Kate: He be boring me, man, he don't even believe in Jesus or nothing but he be telling me about his aliens like he's on Star Trek!
Roger: Haha, you like Star Trek, that shit is so fake, don't even look real or nothing, how can you watch that shit if you so intellectual, ha ha!
Bob: I wasn't...I never...
Kate: HE DENYING IT NOW, HE BACKING DOWN, HE FEARS THE LORD'S WARTH, ISN'T THAT RIGHT LUCY?
Lucy jumpst in front of the camera
Lucy: AIRTIME, AIRTIME, WOOO, WOOO, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ME, WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET WITH ME, I'M A REAL PERSON, ROGER FUCK ME UP THE BUM FOR A MAGAZINE DEAL, WOOO!
Roger: Okay, sweet tits!
Kate: Hold on, HOLD ON A FUCKDAMN MINUTE, you called ME "sweet tits", don't you be calling her no "sweet tits" you faggot!
Lucy: WHy you have to be like dat, Kate, you whore!
Kate: I AIN'T NO WHORE, I QUIT THAT BEFORE I CAME IN HERE!
They keep arguing while Bob cries into his hands.
Bob: Please...kill me...
DAVINA MCCALL: THIS IS DAVINA, YOU ARE LIVE ON CHANNEL FOUR PLEASE DO NOT WATCH. THE PUBLIC HAVE BEEN VOTING FOR A HOUSEMATE TO DO A SPECIAL SHIT-EATING TASK WHERE THEY HAVE TO EAT MY REAL GENUINE SHIT AND THEY HAVE DECIDED THAT THE SHIT-EATING FUCKER IS GOING TO BE...BORING BOB, AND HE DESERVE IT, THE CUNT!
Kate: HAHAHAHAHA!
Bob: OH, CUNTNOSES!
THE END
