CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
CNA YOU CLONE LIVE PEOPLE?
do they have a soul then
does the person you're cloing lose half their soul?
an the soul goes into the clone:?
or does the clone just have no soul
or
a different soul
yes
wait
what am I saying?
THERE'S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS A SOUL, WE'RE NOTHING BUT ELECTRICAL IMPULSES AND WATER
yeah
sorry
forgot
never mind
lol
well
this would be the shortest hing of the day ever if I finishined now?
edcept for that time I just posted "!"
which I rpobably did
and why not
if thing of the day is supposed to represent my state of mind, I should post it even on days when I'm not in the right mind state to write a thing of the day
to give the full picture
yes
it is logical
and yet
FUCK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ESPECLLIY ALOYOU?
valid point
____________________________
(MAN WALKS INTO SHOP WHERE WOMAN WORKS.)
Man: Hello, I'd like a wife please.
Woman: Huh?
Man: You heard me, I spoke clearly.
Woman: Sir, this is a pet shop.
Man: That's right. I'd like a wife.
Woman: You...want to marry...an animal?
Man: What? No! Don't be absurd!
Woman: Oh!
Man: Silly silly!
Woman: Then...what do you mean?
Man: It's quite simple, my dear. I want to marry you.
Woman: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Man: I love you.
Woman: Sir, I do not know you.
Man: Ah, but I know you, and that is enough. I know we are perfect for each other.
Woman: But we don't know each other!
Man: I know you, as I said. I have been stalking you for 18 months.
Woman: THat.s..that's insane!
Man: YOU ARE PERFECT. Sorry. Didn't mean to shout. YOU ARE PERFECT. Oops, did it again, hehe!
Woman: I'll call the police!
Man: Like when Roger broke into your house after you split up/
Woman: Yes! Wiat, how do you....
Man: That was me who broke into your house and set fire to your underwear. ME ME ME. I did it to put you off Roger. AND IT WORKED. It was me who paid that hooker to drug and seduce him too, by the way.
Woman: But...you're saying he never cheated/ Nver broke in every I dumped him?
Man: NOPE! See how COMMITED I am? HAHAHAHA. I MASTURBATE TO YOU EVERY NIGHT.
Woman: Fuck!
Man: Now, we get married.
Woman: No!
Man: NO? NOOOOOOOO!?
Woman: You'r e acrazy wanker, I ain't marrying you!
Man: I guess I didn't propose properly, let me get down on my knees...
(She hits him with a cricket bat as he kneels.)
Man: Oww!
Woman: GET OUT OF MY SHOP YOU FUCKING...
(He grabs the bat.)
Man: YOu shouldn't ought to have done that. We were meant to be together. Now? I'll have to beat you to death and eat your bones.
(He beats he to death.)
Man: Damn it! I already ate today! I don't feel like eating her bones!
(He pulls out a gun and shoots himself. THe Woman WAKES UP. She wasn't dead!)
Woman: He beat me near to death, but I'm okay. ANd now he's dead NAd...he lookes peaceful. Almsot beatufuil. In another universe, perhaps I could have loved him. Perhaps...
(She kicks his ead body.)
Woman: BUT NOT IN THIS ONE, YOU FUCKING TOOTH.
FIN
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do they have a soul then
does the person you're cloing lose half their soul?
an the soul goes into the clone:?
or does the clone just have no soul
or
a different soul
yes
wait
what am I saying?
THERE'S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS A SOUL, WE'RE NOTHING BUT ELECTRICAL IMPULSES AND WATER
yeah
sorry
forgot
never mind
lol
well
this would be the shortest hing of the day ever if I finishined now?
edcept for that time I just posted "!"
which I rpobably did
and why not
if thing of the day is supposed to represent my state of mind, I should post it even on days when I'm not in the right mind state to write a thing of the day
to give the full picture
yes
it is logical
and yet
FUCK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ESPECLLIY ALOYOU?
valid point
____________________________
(MAN WALKS INTO SHOP WHERE WOMAN WORKS.)
Man: Hello, I'd like a wife please.
Woman: Huh?
Man: You heard me, I spoke clearly.
Woman: Sir, this is a pet shop.
Man: That's right. I'd like a wife.
Woman: You...want to marry...an animal?
Man: What? No! Don't be absurd!
Woman: Oh!
Man: Silly silly!
Woman: Then...what do you mean?
Man: It's quite simple, my dear. I want to marry you.
Woman: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Man: I love you.
Woman: Sir, I do not know you.
Man: Ah, but I know you, and that is enough. I know we are perfect for each other.
Woman: But we don't know each other!
Man: I know you, as I said. I have been stalking you for 18 months.
Woman: THat.s..that's insane!
Man: YOU ARE PERFECT. Sorry. Didn't mean to shout. YOU ARE PERFECT. Oops, did it again, hehe!
Woman: I'll call the police!
Man: Like when Roger broke into your house after you split up/
Woman: Yes! Wiat, how do you....
Man: That was me who broke into your house and set fire to your underwear. ME ME ME. I did it to put you off Roger. AND IT WORKED. It was me who paid that hooker to drug and seduce him too, by the way.
Woman: But...you're saying he never cheated/ Nver broke in every I dumped him?
Man: NOPE! See how COMMITED I am? HAHAHAHA. I MASTURBATE TO YOU EVERY NIGHT.
Woman: Fuck!
Man: Now, we get married.
Woman: No!
Man: NO? NOOOOOOOO!?
Woman: You'r e acrazy wanker, I ain't marrying you!
Man: I guess I didn't propose properly, let me get down on my knees...
(She hits him with a cricket bat as he kneels.)
Man: Oww!
Woman: GET OUT OF MY SHOP YOU FUCKING...
(He grabs the bat.)
Man: YOu shouldn't ought to have done that. We were meant to be together. Now? I'll have to beat you to death and eat your bones.
(He beats he to death.)
Man: Damn it! I already ate today! I don't feel like eating her bones!
(He pulls out a gun and shoots himself. THe Woman WAKES UP. She wasn't dead!)
Woman: He beat me near to death, but I'm okay. ANd now he's dead NAd...he lookes peaceful. Almsot beatufuil. In another universe, perhaps I could have loved him. Perhaps...
(She kicks his ead body.)
Woman: BUT NOT IN THIS ONE, YOU FUCKING TOOTH.
FIN
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