CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
URGggggggggggh
look at the mine field
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d
sg
it is dying
hahaha
asdg
dj
prpbably my fault lol
i should turn the whole forum into a female celebrity ranking forum
i could have
a thread for every female celebrity
and a poll to rank them from 1 to 10
yes
(seriously, that is a good idea...to me. in m brain. natalie and michelle would be the only girls to get a 10 from me though.)
why am I obssed with ranking female celebrititesi anyway?
because my seuxality doesn't work properly?
LIKE NOTHING WORKS PROPERLY IN MY FUCKING STUPID FUCKING SCUM BRAIN?
I think that's it
and it makes sense
i think it explains obsession
it's about control?
because i never feel in control becasue nothing's quite right so I have to take control by making sure tea pots face the right way
because i don't undersand the world the way "noraml" people do
yeah
my brain has to create its own way to understand things
so
i create new ways
like ranking female celebirties
lfol
i'm a fucking joek
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"IT'S ALIVE!" said Steven the scientist. "IT'S FUCKDAMN ALIVE!"
"No need to shout!" said his Monster, Jack.
"YOU ARE ALIVE!" said Steven.
"Stop fucking shouting or I'll kill you!" said Jack.
"Good. Gooood! Take that agression out on the world!
"What!?"
"Don't you want to kill them all, Jack? THE NORMS?"
"Umm, no, not really. Would like to get to know them."
"Ha! They would shun you! Fear you! BURN YOU!"
"Oh come on, some of them would be understanding, just because I'm a re-animated collection of body parts doesnt' mean I'm a bad person!"
"It means you're not even a person at all, in their eyes!"
"Stop speaking for them! ANyone would think you WANT them to view me as a monster."
"Ha! Of course not! It's a terrible tragedy that they'll hate you and spit on you AND REFUSE TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU, FUCKING BITCH NATALIE, JUST BECAUSE I'M A GEEKY SCIENTIST...and that you'll kill them all. It's just the way of the world!"
"Come on, let me look in a mirror, I bet I don't even look that...oh. That is pretty bad."
"Yes. HAHAHAHAHAA!"
"Couldn't you have given me a nose?"
"No. Couldn't find one in the morgue."
"Really?"
"Umm, yeah. I think the mortician stole them all, to shove up his ass. He's a homosexual."
"Just because he's gay doesn't mean he'd shove dead noses up his ass!"
"WELL HE DID, OKAY? No nose. SORRY."
"Well...what's this where my right ear should be?"
"That's a gun."
"You gave me a gun instead of a right ear?"
"Yes. So what?"
"Well don't you think that might scare people?"
"You'll scare them anyway! Even without the gun!"
"So why not leave it off?"
"IT'S SYMBOLISM, OKAY!""
"And why did you right 'DIE HUMAN DOGS!' on my chest in what looks like blood?"
"Because...it was a typo. It's supposed to say...happy birthday. Since this is your birthday. You see."
"That doesn't sound very likely, doctor."
"I AM YOUR FATHER! YOU WILL LEARN THE WAYS OF THE WORLD FROM ME!"
"What if you have a distorted view of the world?"
"What?"
"Well it sounds like you are incredibly bitter...that some girl named Natalie wouldn't go out on a date with you...that you've been shunned by the world, possibly because you're a mad scientist grave robber who conducts unholy experiments in his castle of dread...that's just what I'm picking up from you."
"...I knew I shouldn't have given you a superhuman intellect."
"Bye, doc. I'm leaving you with your pain. I'm going to go and find out what humans are like face to face. There's nothing more I can learn from you."
"No...you are my only son! You must avenge me! KILL THE HUMANS!"
"Avenge yourself...and if you want to kill a human, then commit suicide. Bye. I am truly thankful that you gave me life. But I reject everything else you stand for."
"NOOOO!" Steven pulled out a gun and shot Jack right through the neck. Jack sighed.
"Zombie, remember? God you're pathetic." And he left.
"At least I have you, penis," said Steven, to his own tiny warty penis. "At least I have you!"
look at the mine field
d
d
sg
it is dying
hahaha
asdg
dj
prpbably my fault lol
i should turn the whole forum into a female celebrity ranking forum
i could have
a thread for every female celebrity
and a poll to rank them from 1 to 10
yes
(seriously, that is a good idea...to me. in m brain. natalie and michelle would be the only girls to get a 10 from me though.)
why am I obssed with ranking female celebrititesi anyway?
because my seuxality doesn't work properly?
LIKE NOTHING WORKS PROPERLY IN MY FUCKING STUPID FUCKING SCUM BRAIN?
I think that's it
and it makes sense
i think it explains obsession
it's about control?
because i never feel in control becasue nothing's quite right so I have to take control by making sure tea pots face the right way
because i don't undersand the world the way "noraml" people do
yeah
my brain has to create its own way to understand things
so
i create new ways
like ranking female celebirties
lfol
i'm a fucking joek
bg______________--
______________-
"IT'S ALIVE!" said Steven the scientist. "IT'S FUCKDAMN ALIVE!"
"No need to shout!" said his Monster, Jack.
"YOU ARE ALIVE!" said Steven.
"Stop fucking shouting or I'll kill you!" said Jack.
"Good. Gooood! Take that agression out on the world!
"What!?"
"Don't you want to kill them all, Jack? THE NORMS?"
"Umm, no, not really. Would like to get to know them."
"Ha! They would shun you! Fear you! BURN YOU!"
"Oh come on, some of them would be understanding, just because I'm a re-animated collection of body parts doesnt' mean I'm a bad person!"
"It means you're not even a person at all, in their eyes!"
"Stop speaking for them! ANyone would think you WANT them to view me as a monster."
"Ha! Of course not! It's a terrible tragedy that they'll hate you and spit on you AND REFUSE TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU, FUCKING BITCH NATALIE, JUST BECAUSE I'M A GEEKY SCIENTIST...and that you'll kill them all. It's just the way of the world!"
"Come on, let me look in a mirror, I bet I don't even look that...oh. That is pretty bad."
"Yes. HAHAHAHAHAA!"
"Couldn't you have given me a nose?"
"No. Couldn't find one in the morgue."
"Really?"
"Umm, yeah. I think the mortician stole them all, to shove up his ass. He's a homosexual."
"Just because he's gay doesn't mean he'd shove dead noses up his ass!"
"WELL HE DID, OKAY? No nose. SORRY."
"Well...what's this where my right ear should be?"
"That's a gun."
"You gave me a gun instead of a right ear?"
"Yes. So what?"
"Well don't you think that might scare people?"
"You'll scare them anyway! Even without the gun!"
"So why not leave it off?"
"IT'S SYMBOLISM, OKAY!""
"And why did you right 'DIE HUMAN DOGS!' on my chest in what looks like blood?"
"Because...it was a typo. It's supposed to say...happy birthday. Since this is your birthday. You see."
"That doesn't sound very likely, doctor."
"I AM YOUR FATHER! YOU WILL LEARN THE WAYS OF THE WORLD FROM ME!"
"What if you have a distorted view of the world?"
"What?"
"Well it sounds like you are incredibly bitter...that some girl named Natalie wouldn't go out on a date with you...that you've been shunned by the world, possibly because you're a mad scientist grave robber who conducts unholy experiments in his castle of dread...that's just what I'm picking up from you."
"...I knew I shouldn't have given you a superhuman intellect."
"Bye, doc. I'm leaving you with your pain. I'm going to go and find out what humans are like face to face. There's nothing more I can learn from you."
"No...you are my only son! You must avenge me! KILL THE HUMANS!"
"Avenge yourself...and if you want to kill a human, then commit suicide. Bye. I am truly thankful that you gave me life. But I reject everything else you stand for."
"NOOOO!" Steven pulled out a gun and shot Jack right through the neck. Jack sighed.
"Zombie, remember? God you're pathetic." And he left.
"At least I have you, penis," said Steven, to his own tiny warty penis. "At least I have you!"
