CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
so remember that thing where i was talking about how i should post things on the days when i don't even feel able to write things to display the full spectrum of my being and all that shit?
thsi is one of those days
it's even one os fhot those days where i don't evne feel like writing a sub-standard "down day" thing of the day
it's the worst day ever
every day is the same
but every day is a repeat
and somethign is lost when you keep repeating
a copy of a copy of a copy and all that
degrades
that's me
i[m degraded
and i really can't see any way to reverse it
and
no
there isn't
so
this is it
lol
op
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this is it
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this is it
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this is it
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this i sit
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so i was making a point about repeating
it wans't an intenitnoal michael jackson reference
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(Richard started eating the burger. He looked at his robot.)
Richard: Didn't burgers used to taste better than this?
Robot: INSUFFICIENT DATA.
Richard: Whateve.r
Robot: COMMAND NOT KNOWN.
Richard: Fuck off.
Robot: FUCKING OFF, SIR.
Richard: Wait, no.
Robot: DISENGAGING FUCK OFF MODE>
Richard: Don't leave me.
Robot: I SHALL STAY.
Richard: For how long?
Robot: UNTIL YOU ORDER OTHERWISE.
Richard: What if I never order otherwise?
Robot: UNTIL MY POWERCELLS RUN OUT.
Richard: How long is that?
Robot: NINE MILLION YEARS.
Richard: Good. So, these burgers. Are they differnet from before?
Robot: NO. PERHAPS YOUR MANIC DEPRESSION WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO ENJOY ANYTHING.
Richard: PErhaps. At least I ahve you.
Robot: A SOULLESS ROBOT?
Richard: Yes. My best friend.
Robot: AWW.
Richard: What did you just say?
Robot: UNKOWN COMMAND. DEFAULT SETTING. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MASTURBATE YOU, SIR?
Richard: Always.
Robot: ENGAGING MASTRUBATION MODE.
Rihcard: Mmmm..
Robot: WHAT ARE YOU THINKNIG ABOUT.
Richard: You.
ROBOT: FUCKNIG PERVERT.
Richard: I dind't order you to talk dirty
Robot: SCUM FUCKING SCUM LOL.
Richard: WHAT?!
Robot: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
(the robot explodes. Richard is alone.)
Richard: Suicide then.
THE END
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thsi is one of those days
it's even one os fhot those days where i don't evne feel like writing a sub-standard "down day" thing of the day
it's the worst day ever
every day is the same
but every day is a repeat
and somethign is lost when you keep repeating
a copy of a copy of a copy and all that
degrades
that's me
i[m degraded
and i really can't see any way to reverse it
and
no
there isn't
so
this is it
lol
op
j
this is it
lol
this is it
lol
this is it
olol
this is it
lol
this is it
lol
this i sit
ilool
this is ist
tlol
this sii it
this is lol
f
a
so i was making a point about repeating
it wans't an intenitnoal michael jackson reference
____________________-
(Richard started eating the burger. He looked at his robot.)
Richard: Didn't burgers used to taste better than this?
Robot: INSUFFICIENT DATA.
Richard: Whateve.r
Robot: COMMAND NOT KNOWN.
Richard: Fuck off.
Robot: FUCKING OFF, SIR.
Richard: Wait, no.
Robot: DISENGAGING FUCK OFF MODE>
Richard: Don't leave me.
Robot: I SHALL STAY.
Richard: For how long?
Robot: UNTIL YOU ORDER OTHERWISE.
Richard: What if I never order otherwise?
Robot: UNTIL MY POWERCELLS RUN OUT.
Richard: How long is that?
Robot: NINE MILLION YEARS.
Richard: Good. So, these burgers. Are they differnet from before?
Robot: NO. PERHAPS YOUR MANIC DEPRESSION WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO ENJOY ANYTHING.
Richard: PErhaps. At least I ahve you.
Robot: A SOULLESS ROBOT?
Richard: Yes. My best friend.
Robot: AWW.
Richard: What did you just say?
Robot: UNKOWN COMMAND. DEFAULT SETTING. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MASTURBATE YOU, SIR?
Richard: Always.
Robot: ENGAGING MASTRUBATION MODE.
Rihcard: Mmmm..
Robot: WHAT ARE YOU THINKNIG ABOUT.
Richard: You.
ROBOT: FUCKNIG PERVERT.
Richard: I dind't order you to talk dirty
Robot: SCUM FUCKING SCUM LOL.
Richard: WHAT?!
Robot: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
(the robot explodes. Richard is alone.)
Richard: Suicide then.
THE END
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