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thing of the day (thing+313)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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TYPING 9IN ALL CAPS MEANS I'M ANGRY
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'm not even angry becasuei can't feel anger adn that makes me angyr that ic an't feel anger so i must be angry in fact

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is everything entering my brain on a time delay
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have yo notice hdo easy it it is to tnothing type tnohgi

that must be a sging

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don'[t like anytn

just libodoesg

hahaha

have to keep thinkging about things until i think iv'e found out what the thing about the thing is then i cautisioyusly state the thing as a joke and if it's picked up on i'll say 2yes that was the thing" but if not i'll sya "oh I dind't really iike it anyway lol" and let it be forgotototoenot

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NEED A NEW LANGUAGE TO EXPRESS

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HAHAHA POGGLE THE LESSER


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(Poggle the Lesser, Wat Tambor and San Hill are waiting for Nute Gunray to arrive for a special meetnig.)

Poggle: CLICK CLICK CLUCK

San Hill: Good point! Why does Nute Gunray think he's so special!

Wat Tambor: The Techno Union Army *WHIZZZLEBIZZLEMEEP* thinks he can go fuck himself!

Poggle: CLUCK BURP CLICK

San Hill: Quite right!

(Nute Gunray comes in on a walking chair.)

Nute Gunray: Aww, solly I am rate!

San Hill: You jumped up fucker! You come in here, half an hour late, on your fucking walking chair...

Nute Gunray: Tak him away!

(Wat Tambor grabs San Hill around the neck and throws him out.)

Poggle: CLICK CLOCK!?

Wat Tambor: Ah, it seems you did not *BRUMMPITY NEEP*...did not hear what I said earlier. I actually said "The Techno Union Army fucking LOVES Nute Gunray and if anyone here is against him then he can go fuck himself!

Poggle: Oh, right.

Wat Tambor: You *SCOOBY MEEP* speak english?

Poggle: I learned it from a book!

Nute Gunray: It's not called English in Star Wars.

Wat Tambor: Who are you, TOMTREK?

(They all laugh. Padme runs in and punches Nute Gunray in the neck then runs out.)

Nute Gunray: She can't do that! Shoot her...or something!

(Poggle and Wat are both wanking over Padme.)

Nute Gunray: What!

Wat Tambor: Yes?

Nute Gunray: Why are you wanking!

Wat Tambor: Why is WHO wanking?

Nute Gunray: Wat!

Wat Tambor: I SAID WHY IS WHO WANKING.

Poggle: My name's not Who, it's Poggle The Lesser!

(They all laugh.)

Nute Gunray: You guys are the greatest, I hope no one ever murders us all on some volcano planet!

San Hill: Can I come back in now?

Nute Gunray: NO!

(Wat Tambor shoots San Hill. Or something.)
 
It's called "Basic" in Star Wars, not English. :)
 
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