CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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he had to keep the planes in the air.
at first he'd be scared a plane would crash right on him anytime one flew over.
it was stupid.
everthing he's ever thought has been stupid.
but still he'd think a plane would crash.
he'd imagine it.
he'd think about it crashing right onto him.
he didn't even think about all the people ON the plane who'd also die.
it was all about him.
he got scared that if he thought about it too hard he'd make it happen.
soemtimes he'd feel so crayz he'd try to make it happen.
he'd want it to.
just to prove he had the power to control the univers.e
BECAUSE HE DID, DIDN'T He
he'd try to
but he'd think about the people onboard eventually.
he'd remember.
so he'd try to keep it up instead.
it was a fight inside him.
to not think about the plane crashing at first.
then to acutlaly physically keep it in the air with his mind.
it was a fight.
of course it was all meaningles.
JNUST LIKE HIM LOL
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don't do that in the middle of a story
IT'S BAD LOL
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SATAN'S BIG KITENS
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SATAN HAD A PROBLEM
SATAN: MY KITTENS ARE JUST TOO BIG, WIFE
Satan's Wife: Why are you shouting?
SATAN: BECAUSE I AM SATAN, LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD.
Satan's Wife: I know! You don't have to shout!
Satan: Oh.
Wife: Better.
Satan: Touch my cock.
Wife: Wait, what were you saying before about kittens?
Satan: Yes. They're just too big!
Wife: Why do you have big kittens?
Satan: I think God sent them down here to piss me off! I tried to find a REALLY BIG ball of wool for them to play with, but it rolled into the lava and melted!
Wife: Everything rolls into the lava here!
Satan: That's it! I'll just drop the kittens in lava!
Wife: No! That's cruel!
Satan: I'm Satan!
Wife: Yes, but you only punish dirty sinners and gay babies. You can't burn kittens!
Satan: Bah! Soetimes I think I'm not evil at all.
Wife: Oh, you are evil. Remember when Princess Diana first got there?
Satan: Haha, yeah. RAPE RAPE RAPE!
Wife: Yep! Anyway, maybe you could get a giant to pet the giant kittens.
Satan: Which giant?
Wife: Andre!
Satan: OKAY!
(He tickles his wife THE END)
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don't care about anything don't care about antyhing adon't care about anything don't care about anything don't car about anything don't care about anything don't care anobyut antyhing don't care cabout anotyhign don't care about anyting don't care about anything adon't caree about anyth9ing don't care about anytying don't care aout antyingt dont about about anything don't care about anything don't care about anything about anythin gdon't care about anything don't care about anything don't care about anoting don't are about anything don't are about anything don't acer about antying not human either not wired right not right chemiclas in my brain anythign wajust thought i'd brhow that tinlg lkasg kasj was going to write don't caro about antying some more bur relay on i don't care about anything enough lol don't care enough i mean i don't car about abything i dont' about abnything
that's and ta
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i don't care about anything
and that's the truth
gj
get it togteht
gt
tgt
t
t
ttogether
lol
fdasgijag
ag
ffffffff
f
hitler hitlerh thierl ehitlher
wso
s
s
eI 'm just ytping things
stopp reading
gGG________-
_____________-
he had to keep the planes in the air.
at first he'd be scared a plane would crash right on him anytime one flew over.
it was stupid.
everthing he's ever thought has been stupid.
but still he'd think a plane would crash.
he'd imagine it.
he'd think about it crashing right onto him.
he didn't even think about all the people ON the plane who'd also die.
it was all about him.
he got scared that if he thought about it too hard he'd make it happen.
soemtimes he'd feel so crayz he'd try to make it happen.
he'd want it to.
just to prove he had the power to control the univers.e
BECAUSE HE DID, DIDN'T He
he'd try to
but he'd think about the people onboard eventually.
he'd remember.
so he'd try to keep it up instead.
it was a fight inside him.
to not think about the plane crashing at first.
then to acutlaly physically keep it in the air with his mind.
it was a fight.
of course it was all meaningles.
JNUST LIKE HIM LOL
gf
gGF_dfh
hdg
sdghdfSHGHSsh
h
h
h
h
h
_____________-
NO
don't do that in the middle of a story
IT'S BAD LOL
HDASHda
HAHAHA
SATAN'S BIG KITENS
g)_)_+_gf
s
__________-
SATAN HAD A PROBLEM
SATAN: MY KITTENS ARE JUST TOO BIG, WIFE
Satan's Wife: Why are you shouting?
SATAN: BECAUSE I AM SATAN, LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD.
Satan's Wife: I know! You don't have to shout!
Satan: Oh.
Wife: Better.
Satan: Touch my cock.
Wife: Wait, what were you saying before about kittens?
Satan: Yes. They're just too big!
Wife: Why do you have big kittens?
Satan: I think God sent them down here to piss me off! I tried to find a REALLY BIG ball of wool for them to play with, but it rolled into the lava and melted!
Wife: Everything rolls into the lava here!
Satan: That's it! I'll just drop the kittens in lava!
Wife: No! That's cruel!
Satan: I'm Satan!
Wife: Yes, but you only punish dirty sinners and gay babies. You can't burn kittens!
Satan: Bah! Soetimes I think I'm not evil at all.
Wife: Oh, you are evil. Remember when Princess Diana first got there?
Satan: Haha, yeah. RAPE RAPE RAPE!
Wife: Yep! Anyway, maybe you could get a giant to pet the giant kittens.
Satan: Which giant?
Wife: Andre!
Satan: OKAY!
(He tickles his wife THE END)
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agh
ash_HDHah
fd
hf
ds
fh
ash
adffhko0hkifhi0, FUCKINGgy
sh
a
sg
g
RAPE
HAHAHA
it's just words
nothing
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t
tn
t
t
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don't care about anything don't care about antyhing adon't care about anything don't care about anything don't car about anything don't care about anything don't care anobyut antyhing don't care cabout anotyhign don't care about anyting don't care about anything adon't caree about anyth9ing don't care about anytying don't care aout antyingt dont about about anything don't care about anything don't care about anything about anythin gdon't care about anything don't care about anything don't care about anoting don't are about anything don't are about anything don't acer about antying not human either not wired right not right chemiclas in my brain anythign wajust thought i'd brhow that tinlg lkasg kasj was going to write don't caro about antying some more bur relay on i don't care about anything enough lol don't care enough i mean i don't car about abything i dont' about abnything
that's and ta
t
t
i don't care about anything
and that's the truth