CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Does it matter
does it matter
DOES IT MATTER
DOES IT FUCKING MATTER
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_________________--
THE MISTER JIMMINY NOSEBASTARD ADVENTURES
HAVE BEEN CACNELLED
______________---
let's see Harry Duck instead.
________-
Harry Duck found himself with no friends and nothing at all in hi slife at all becasue he didn't have a life becasue he wasn't human and he had a big foggy cloudy brain which wasn't capable of really feeling or experieicning anything the way normal human brains are and he could not relate when people tried to help him so they stopped trying becasue he was hopeuflless though part of Harry kenew that they thought he could help himself if he just tried but he knew he couldn't becasue of how he was inside his own head where none of them had been.
No one will notice when eh dies.
_________________--
wasn't thaT a FUNNY STORY
now here's NILES MOOSe confroting his friend
_____----
"YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND"
"yeah, stop shouting, man"
"BUT HOW"
"it just sort of happened"
"THESE THINGS DON'T..."
"dude, stop the shouting"
"THESE THIGNS..FINE..."
"look, I just met her and we talked..."
"how"
"we were sitting beside each other on a bus, and we had the same stop..."
"no, I mean, how did you talk to her?"
"I just...did"
"BUT HOW"
"dude..."
"I thought you were like me"
"I am, but I like girls!"
"but...how..."
"look, we'll still be friends like before"
"IT'LL NEVER BE LIKE BEFORE"
"you're acting like a child"
"I'LL KILL HER. HOW WILL YOU LIKE THAT. WHEN I RIP HER TITS OFF WITH MY TEETH AND MAKE YOU WATCH. WHEN I STUFF HER FEET UP HER ASS. WHEN I STAB HER IN THE NECK. HOW WILL THAT FEEL, TRAITOR?"
"i can't fucking believe you"
"CUNT"
"what are you even..."
"YOU ARE A CUNT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER. YOU WERE NEVER MY FRIEND."
"we've been friends for eleven years!"
"YOU WERE JUST WAITING FOR YOUR CAHNCE TO GET AWAY. THEY ALL LEAVE ME IN THE END"
"did you start talking about murdering woemn with all your previoues friendS? Whoever they were..."
"SHUT UP. YOU ENVER GOT ME..FUCKING GOING TO KILL MSYELF NOW. BYE."
"yeah, bye"
"WHAT?"
"what do you want me to say?"
"I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELRF"
"you're not"
"AM"
"not"
"FUCKING YOU ARE A SHIT"
"did you just try to pucnh me"?
"NO...therE WAS A FLY"
"you swinging your first limply like that was you trying to punch a fly, was it?"
"FUCK YOU JEW"
"whaT?"
"FUCK YOU ARAB"
"what?"
"FUCK YOU MICHAEL JACKOSN"
"bye"
"DON'T GO. PLEASE. I 'M sorry. I'm so soryr.l I didn't mean it. we can still be friends. I'll leave the hosue sometime like you keep asking me too. honest. don't go. Don't go. do n't. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUDSKFHASH AH CHICKENS"
)_______----
wans't that ga googdo st orytf
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sdfh
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fno not really
does it matter
DOES IT MATTER
DOES IT FUCKING MATTER
fASDJIF DFUING DOE SI FIFD USCKIINGR MATt
etr
gadhFsa
haf
djfajidg ad IT DOENs'T TUFUS CKDINGF AMSDTG aty
ewsdg
f
j
gfnjidfibvjijifjid
t#sdti gljk gkljdgsjkl lf whend SMsit ergjsdf
n
sdfbjlsdfhjkdf
n
jsdfbjkl
sdf
kjhlsdfhkl sdfj sMDsh
sdfdfucin
dg
uffdk
gf
fjfds jusut keep reduucing
df
sgjkldg
keep ti down
d
f
asd keep it low
dont' give anything wayy
htye'll never find out
tfgdhsha
hd
keep tit yrouse
pretend
dgjkls saying nsothig
they'll suspect if you say nothing
meld tiin
dispapear
dg
asfJIasd
fdsAJgd ag dlfjl feel sicksdg
njg misty midndg
adfjl just don't
d
adt
dont' jlet them see
ds
g
sagb
gfagf
ahf
agh
gfag
_________________--
THE MISTER JIMMINY NOSEBASTARD ADVENTURES
HAVE BEEN CACNELLED
______________---
let's see Harry Duck instead.
________-
Harry Duck found himself with no friends and nothing at all in hi slife at all becasue he didn't have a life becasue he wasn't human and he had a big foggy cloudy brain which wasn't capable of really feeling or experieicning anything the way normal human brains are and he could not relate when people tried to help him so they stopped trying becasue he was hopeuflless though part of Harry kenew that they thought he could help himself if he just tried but he knew he couldn't becasue of how he was inside his own head where none of them had been.
No one will notice when eh dies.
_________________--
wasn't thaT a FUNNY STORY
now here's NILES MOOSe confroting his friend
_____----
"YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND"
"yeah, stop shouting, man"
"BUT HOW"
"it just sort of happened"
"THESE THINGS DON'T..."
"dude, stop the shouting"
"THESE THIGNS..FINE..."
"look, I just met her and we talked..."
"how"
"we were sitting beside each other on a bus, and we had the same stop..."
"no, I mean, how did you talk to her?"
"I just...did"
"BUT HOW"
"dude..."
"I thought you were like me"
"I am, but I like girls!"
"but...how..."
"look, we'll still be friends like before"
"IT'LL NEVER BE LIKE BEFORE"
"you're acting like a child"
"I'LL KILL HER. HOW WILL YOU LIKE THAT. WHEN I RIP HER TITS OFF WITH MY TEETH AND MAKE YOU WATCH. WHEN I STUFF HER FEET UP HER ASS. WHEN I STAB HER IN THE NECK. HOW WILL THAT FEEL, TRAITOR?"
"i can't fucking believe you"
"CUNT"
"what are you even..."
"YOU ARE A CUNT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER. YOU WERE NEVER MY FRIEND."
"we've been friends for eleven years!"
"YOU WERE JUST WAITING FOR YOUR CAHNCE TO GET AWAY. THEY ALL LEAVE ME IN THE END"
"did you start talking about murdering woemn with all your previoues friendS? Whoever they were..."
"SHUT UP. YOU ENVER GOT ME..FUCKING GOING TO KILL MSYELF NOW. BYE."
"yeah, bye"
"WHAT?"
"what do you want me to say?"
"I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELRF"
"you're not"
"AM"
"not"
"FUCKING YOU ARE A SHIT"
"did you just try to pucnh me"?
"NO...therE WAS A FLY"
"you swinging your first limply like that was you trying to punch a fly, was it?"
"FUCK YOU JEW"
"whaT?"
"FUCK YOU ARAB"
"what?"
"FUCK YOU MICHAEL JACKOSN"
"bye"
"DON'T GO. PLEASE. I 'M sorry. I'm so soryr.l I didn't mean it. we can still be friends. I'll leave the hosue sometime like you keep asking me too. honest. don't go. Don't go. do n't. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUDSKFHASH AH CHICKENS"
)_______----
wans't that ga googdo st orytf
h
sdfh
as
fno not really