CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"The trouble with Captain Wacky is that he is Captain Wacky." - Captain Wacky on Captain Wacky
THE GREY RAIN CURTAINS
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everything is fitlered
fdlka aas can't feel
if i get too derpessed I get scik to my stomach
if I get too excited about something the same thing happens
so I stya like this
in between
no hioghs no wlows
no tnohing
gGKJgkkkkkkkkkkhjgjil
JIFFY ELVEs
MISTER NOSE
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inothing fun
gf
g gl nto going to talk
not going to explain
not anymore
not no more it ain't
just goin gto doie
you can't deny that
coul dhave died already
the only reason I'm alive is beause I haven't died yet
wht
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op
STOP
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whagtbg
______________________________________________________________________
He woke up and didn't know what to do.
He got out of bed.
There was a robot outside.
He went outside.
He ignroed the robot.
He wasn't going to let them know they'd impressed him.
This wans't what he'd been waiting for all his life.
What he'd been waiting for all his life had been a lie.
He'd told himself he had some high and lonely destiny.
That was why he couldn't talk to another human being.
That was why he didn't like anything, not really.
That was why he couldn't even fucking wank properly.
He was special and it was going to be revealed to him.
He waited and waited.
He waited almost past all reason.
Reason left his mind.
He went kind of crazy.
Not properly crazy, that would be too much for him.
But kind of.
It never came.
He knew it had been a lie.
Aliens weren't going to make him knig of the world.
He wouldn't have a robot helper who'd make the universe the way it should be.
He was just going to die.
So this was a joke now.
A robot standing outside his house.
A fucking joke.
It wans't his destiny.
It was just something completely unrelated to the inside of his head.
He wans't special.
hE'd accepeted that.
Nothing was ever going to happen.
They weren't going to catch him o9ut now.
He wasn't going to experience a moment of hope.
Not even the shortest moment.
he wouldn't give them that satisfaction.
He walked by the robot.
He was proud of himsle.f
It would be gone when he got bak.
He wasn't actaully going anywhere.
just walking.
He saw some people and decided to hide in the trees.
he didn't normally do that.
he'd just walk the other way.
or try to get by them without any kind of contact.
but it was a tree day today.
he felt himself shaking a bit.
was he feeling somethinG
shit.
it was borrwoing into him.
no
HE WAS REMOVEd
HEWASN'T PART OF THE WORLD
GO AWYa
FUCK
OFf
but still...
what was this
there had beeen a robot and he'd fucking ignored it
WHAT THE FUCK
THERE HAD BEEN A ROBOT OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE BUT HE WAS SO DETACHED HE'D ACTUALLY WALKED RIGHT BY IT
HE'D IGNROED A ROBOT
HE'D BEEN WAITING FOR SOMETHING HIS WHOLE LIFE AND HE'D GONE AND IGNORED A ROBOT
EVEN IF IT WASN'T ANYthING
IT WAS STILL A ROBOT
A FUCKING ROBOT
he had to get home
but
those people were standing talking
by the trees
he coulnd't get outwihtout seeing them.
they had just moved closer if antying
what the FUCK
THEY HAD BEEN WALKING
AND THEY'D STOPPED TO TALK1?!?!?!?!
WHY
MORE PEOPLE COMING OVER
TWO MORE
SHIT
THEY WERE ALLL LAUGHING.
WIAT
SHIT
HE WA SION SOMEONE'S GARDEN
HE WAS HIDING IN THE TREES IN SOMEONE'S GARDEN
WHY HADN'T HE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
THEY WERE HAVING A BBQ
HE WAS NEVER GOING TO GET OUT TO SEE THE ROBOT
NEVER GETTING OUT HAHAHAHAHA
wait
he hadn' walked through a garden
that was behind him
he could just go the other way
the way he came
back out onto the path
of ocurse
why had hee bene pnaciking
he felt funnnyeeeeeeeee
he couldnt think STRAIGHTtttttttt
GET IT TOGETHER
THERe'S A ROBOT
he headed home
With a purpose
He was going to meet his robot.
Finallly.
The robot was gone.
THE ROBOT WAS GONE.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
had it ever been there.
maybe he'd just been thinking to himself "imagine if I looked out my bedroom window and there was a robot in my gardne"
maybe that was it
that had to be it
he coulndt ask if anyone had sen the robot
that would be crazy
so he went up to his bedroom and stared out hte window at the spot where the robot had been for the next 84 hours straight without sleping or eating or using hte bhatyrooom or anything
and no one even noticed
that wans't crazy though
he had a good reaosn
a robot reason
it would never come backkkkk
jaaaaaaaas
WHERE ARE YOU he swas hsouting
"WHERE ARE YOU ROBOT!"
now they noticed him.
"WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK IS MY ROBOT"
HAHAHAHa
yes
finally
the police
the mental health workers
that's who he'd been wating for
it all made sense
this had been his plan all along
he wasn't crazy
it was just his dstiny
THE GREY RAIN CURTAINS
df
sjkdghfj
sd
j
gfsd
fh
sdh
dop
shopiop
gho
h
fsdjop
gfji gfskg it
everything is fitlered
fdlka aas can't feel
if i get too derpessed I get scik to my stomach
if I get too excited about something the same thing happens
so I stya like this
in between
no hioghs no wlows
no tnohing
gGKJgkkkkkkkkkkhjgjil
JIFFY ELVEs
MISTER NOSE
gf
j
gf
inothing fun
gf
g gl nto going to talk
not going to explain
not anymore
not no more it ain't
just goin gto doie
you can't deny that
coul dhave died already
the only reason I'm alive is beause I haven't died yet
wht
st
op
STOP
a
whagtbg
______________________________________________________________________
He woke up and didn't know what to do.
He got out of bed.
There was a robot outside.
He went outside.
He ignroed the robot.
He wasn't going to let them know they'd impressed him.
This wans't what he'd been waiting for all his life.
What he'd been waiting for all his life had been a lie.
He'd told himself he had some high and lonely destiny.
That was why he couldn't talk to another human being.
That was why he didn't like anything, not really.
That was why he couldn't even fucking wank properly.
He was special and it was going to be revealed to him.
He waited and waited.
He waited almost past all reason.
Reason left his mind.
He went kind of crazy.
Not properly crazy, that would be too much for him.
But kind of.
It never came.
He knew it had been a lie.
Aliens weren't going to make him knig of the world.
He wouldn't have a robot helper who'd make the universe the way it should be.
He was just going to die.
So this was a joke now.
A robot standing outside his house.
A fucking joke.
It wans't his destiny.
It was just something completely unrelated to the inside of his head.
He wans't special.
hE'd accepeted that.
Nothing was ever going to happen.
They weren't going to catch him o9ut now.
He wasn't going to experience a moment of hope.
Not even the shortest moment.
he wouldn't give them that satisfaction.
He walked by the robot.
He was proud of himsle.f
It would be gone when he got bak.
He wasn't actaully going anywhere.
just walking.
He saw some people and decided to hide in the trees.
he didn't normally do that.
he'd just walk the other way.
or try to get by them without any kind of contact.
but it was a tree day today.
he felt himself shaking a bit.
was he feeling somethinG
shit.
it was borrwoing into him.
no
HE WAS REMOVEd
HEWASN'T PART OF THE WORLD
GO AWYa
FUCK
OFf
but still...
what was this
there had beeen a robot and he'd fucking ignored it
WHAT THE FUCK
THERE HAD BEEN A ROBOT OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE BUT HE WAS SO DETACHED HE'D ACTUALLY WALKED RIGHT BY IT
HE'D IGNROED A ROBOT
HE'D BEEN WAITING FOR SOMETHING HIS WHOLE LIFE AND HE'D GONE AND IGNORED A ROBOT
EVEN IF IT WASN'T ANYthING
IT WAS STILL A ROBOT
A FUCKING ROBOT
he had to get home
but
those people were standing talking
by the trees
he coulnd't get outwihtout seeing them.
they had just moved closer if antying
what the FUCK
THEY HAD BEEN WALKING
AND THEY'D STOPPED TO TALK1?!?!?!?!
WHY
MORE PEOPLE COMING OVER
TWO MORE
SHIT
THEY WERE ALLL LAUGHING.
WIAT
SHIT
HE WA SION SOMEONE'S GARDEN
HE WAS HIDING IN THE TREES IN SOMEONE'S GARDEN
WHY HADN'T HE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
THEY WERE HAVING A BBQ
HE WAS NEVER GOING TO GET OUT TO SEE THE ROBOT
NEVER GETTING OUT HAHAHAHAHA
wait
he hadn' walked through a garden
that was behind him
he could just go the other way
the way he came
back out onto the path
of ocurse
why had hee bene pnaciking
he felt funnnyeeeeeeeee
he couldnt think STRAIGHTtttttttt
GET IT TOGETHER
THERe'S A ROBOT
he headed home
With a purpose
He was going to meet his robot.
Finallly.
The robot was gone.
THE ROBOT WAS GONE.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
had it ever been there.
maybe he'd just been thinking to himself "imagine if I looked out my bedroom window and there was a robot in my gardne"
maybe that was it
that had to be it
he coulndt ask if anyone had sen the robot
that would be crazy
so he went up to his bedroom and stared out hte window at the spot where the robot had been for the next 84 hours straight without sleping or eating or using hte bhatyrooom or anything
and no one even noticed
that wans't crazy though
he had a good reaosn
a robot reason
it would never come backkkkk
jaaaaaaaas
WHERE ARE YOU he swas hsouting
"WHERE ARE YOU ROBOT!"
now they noticed him.
"WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK IS MY ROBOT"
HAHAHAHa
yes
finally
the police
the mental health workers
that's who he'd been wating for
it all made sense
this had been his plan all along
he wasn't crazy
it was just his dstiny
