CaptainWacky
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but still
there used to be some effort
even soemtimes some planning
jused to be stories
now
I just realise I haven't done anything
all day
ever
so I post a thing of the day
and start pressing random keeys
to represent...
to represent a thing of the day
that's it
there is nothing to it
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"I'M GOING TO EAT LADY GAGA," shouted Johnny Nose, in the middle of the busy shopping centre. One person briefly looked at him then kept walking. "DIDN'T ANY OF YOU TRUNKS HEAR?" he shouted.
Still not much of a reaction.
"TRUNKS, TRUNKS, TRUNKS!" he shouted. "I DON'T WANT TO SAY CUNTS BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE RUDE." An old woman looked at him vaguely now, as if she couldn't quite believe what she'd just heard.
"He's...he's swearing, Jimmy!" she said to an old man. The old man walked over to Johnn.
"FINALLY, SOME RECOGNITION FROM A TRUNK," said Johnny. "DO YOU HAVE A SEXY GRANDAUGHTER I CAN IMPREGNATE?"
"How do you know our grandauther?" asked Jimmy. "Who are you, you LOUT?"
"I AIN'T NO LOUT, BUT I GOT CLOUT," said Johnny. "I COULD CALL UP HULK HOGAN RIGHT NOW AND HAVE HIM DROP THE BIG LEG ON YOUR WIFE. BROTHER!"
"Why are you shouting?"
"You're old, you're probably deaf! I'll stop, now that we're friend." Johnny put his arm around the old man's shoulders. "Want to go see a movie together? We could see Inception and keep shouting out 'IT TURNS OUT IT'S ALL A DREAM' every few minutes."
The old man grabbed hold of Johnny's arm and threw him to the ground. "Get your hands off me, sonny!" he said.
"What did you do that for, you old trunk! I was going to give you beatiful grandkids! You fucking jewish tractor!" Johnny got up. He noticed the old woman returning with a security officer.
"That's the one!" said the old woman, poiting at Johnny. "He said cunt!"
"Hmm," said Johnny. "MAYBE I'LL FUCKING RUN!" He turned and ran, pushing through people. He jumped over a bench, even though he could have easily went round it. He knocked over a bin. He felt alive. He could see the security officer was still coming. He ran into a shop.
"I'D LIKE TO BUY SOME SEX," he said.
"Sorry?" asked the girl behind the counter. She was cute. It was a hat shop.
"Sorry," said Johnny. "You don't happen to have grandparents who want me arrested, do you?"
"Err...are you alright?" she asked.
"I need to hid from the cops. Can I dive under a pile of hats?"
"Umm...sure," she said.
"Really?" asked Johnny. She smiled.
"Of course," she said. He dived under a pile of hats. He could hear someone else coming in. The security officer.
"Did a young man, possibly intoxicated, just come in here?" the officer asked the shopgirl.
"Yes," she said. "He's hiding under that pile of hats."
"TRUNK!" screamed Johnny. "I knew they were your grandparents!"
And they all lived.
__________________
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ONIONS
ag
a
gt
jt ga
gtjsihbhf
sdh
fdfsh
dgh thing of the day used to mean something
wait
no it didnt
it didn't mean tnohgin
fuckg
f
sdh
jigk
but still
there used to be some effort
even soemtimes some planning
jused to be stories
now
I just realise I haven't done anything
all day
ever
so I post a thing of the day
and start pressing random keeys
to represent...
to represent a thing of the day
that's it
there is nothing to it
gfhhahahahaha
gf
dsjgjlf sdjlhk h hasld hjh ah
see
I'm not doing anygthing
it's just sthi
s
sf
a
g
sdh
a
h
sd
hf
see
breaking wugfsd
jshhhbnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
_____________________--
"I'M GOING TO EAT LADY GAGA," shouted Johnny Nose, in the middle of the busy shopping centre. One person briefly looked at him then kept walking. "DIDN'T ANY OF YOU TRUNKS HEAR?" he shouted.
Still not much of a reaction.
"TRUNKS, TRUNKS, TRUNKS!" he shouted. "I DON'T WANT TO SAY CUNTS BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE RUDE." An old woman looked at him vaguely now, as if she couldn't quite believe what she'd just heard.
"He's...he's swearing, Jimmy!" she said to an old man. The old man walked over to Johnn.
"FINALLY, SOME RECOGNITION FROM A TRUNK," said Johnny. "DO YOU HAVE A SEXY GRANDAUGHTER I CAN IMPREGNATE?"
"How do you know our grandauther?" asked Jimmy. "Who are you, you LOUT?"
"I AIN'T NO LOUT, BUT I GOT CLOUT," said Johnny. "I COULD CALL UP HULK HOGAN RIGHT NOW AND HAVE HIM DROP THE BIG LEG ON YOUR WIFE. BROTHER!"
"Why are you shouting?"
"You're old, you're probably deaf! I'll stop, now that we're friend." Johnny put his arm around the old man's shoulders. "Want to go see a movie together? We could see Inception and keep shouting out 'IT TURNS OUT IT'S ALL A DREAM' every few minutes."
The old man grabbed hold of Johnny's arm and threw him to the ground. "Get your hands off me, sonny!" he said.
"What did you do that for, you old trunk! I was going to give you beatiful grandkids! You fucking jewish tractor!" Johnny got up. He noticed the old woman returning with a security officer.
"That's the one!" said the old woman, poiting at Johnny. "He said cunt!"
"Hmm," said Johnny. "MAYBE I'LL FUCKING RUN!" He turned and ran, pushing through people. He jumped over a bench, even though he could have easily went round it. He knocked over a bin. He felt alive. He could see the security officer was still coming. He ran into a shop.
"I'D LIKE TO BUY SOME SEX," he said.
"Sorry?" asked the girl behind the counter. She was cute. It was a hat shop.
"Sorry," said Johnny. "You don't happen to have grandparents who want me arrested, do you?"
"Err...are you alright?" she asked.
"I need to hid from the cops. Can I dive under a pile of hats?"
"Umm...sure," she said.
"Really?" asked Johnny. She smiled.
"Of course," she said. He dived under a pile of hats. He could hear someone else coming in. The security officer.
"Did a young man, possibly intoxicated, just come in here?" the officer asked the shopgirl.
"Yes," she said. "He's hiding under that pile of hats."
"TRUNK!" screamed Johnny. "I knew they were your grandparents!"
And they all lived.
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