CaptainWacky
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"is it alive"? asked ALIEN G
"no" said ALIEN B
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gr# this the thing of the day you deserve
for having faith in me
for clicking this link thinking there might be something worth reading inside
you have to learn
this is what I'm like
this is what I am
I'm nothing more
you might think I am secretly
that I'm just playing it down
HAHAHAHAH
more fool you
give up on me
now
you'll only be dsiappointed if you don#'t
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WHEN MISTER CATTY DOG WAS 284 YEARS OLD THE PEOPLE OF RBRICKTOWN THOUGHT HE'D FUCK RAPE THEM ALL
"AYE HE'S GOING TO RAPE US ALL", SAID OLD GAFFER GOLF BUGGY
"GOING TO RAPE OUR EARS"!" SAID TEDDY SANDYNOSE
"NOW NOW YOU DON'T KNOW THATR" SAID SAMWEED GANGREENE
"HE'S ON CRACK!" SAID ROSIE COTTONEARS
"ARR THAT HE BE" SAID PIGGY MCNGEE
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"BUT SITLL WOE DON'T KNOW IF HE'S OGING OT REAPE US ALL "SAID AMSWEED
"HO HO HO HO" SAID JABBA THE HUTT LOL
"HAHAHA I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU ALL " SAID CATTY MDOUgLE OR WHATEVER I SAID EARLIER
"BUT I THOUGHt..." SAID SAM
"YOU FUCKING TROUSER" SAID DOGGY "YOU AIN'T NO FUCKING TRUCKER"
"YOU'RE JUST SAYING RANDOM WORDS " SAID SAM " whAT A IDSAPPOINT YOU TURNED OUT TO BE" AND HE SPAT ON DOGGY'S FACE OUT OF DEFIANCE
"SPIT ON MY FACE WILL YOU" SAID DOGOGGY "THEN I'LL RAP EYOU LAST AFTER I RAPE ROSIE HERE" "
"I'D RATHER DIE THEN LET YOU TAKE MY DIGNITY" SAID ROSIE AND SHE COULD KILLED HERSELF WITH A HORSE
"HAHAHAHAH" LAUGHED DOGGY " LIFE IS FUCKING OINTLESS"
"HT ATODN'EST MEAN YOU SHOULD DESTORY OTHERS!!!" SAID SMA
"YES IT DOES " SAID DOGGY " HAHAHAHA"
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"THEN A GOAT NAMED GANDLAF ARRIVED AND KILLED THEM ALL THE END" SAID TNROW_UP BAGSHITE
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"I've never even seen a girl in three dimensoions!" said Pete Whistle.
"oh that can't be true!" said the man.
"even when i do everything feels all fuzzy and grey and mashed potatoes in my head. nothing feels real. I could stare and stare but I wouldn't be taking it in the same way you are. maybe tv ruined my brain. i don't know. i'ts not like i had a choice growing up." said pete whistle
"i don't know your situation" said the man. "but i think you should come down. you might fall."
"I WANT TO FALL, HAHAH," said pete whilste. "this is the first time I've left the hosue in four years! TO KILL MYSELF!"
"you don't want to do that!2 said the man.
"yes I do!" said pete whilste.
"tehre is a lot int he world, son, you might find something you like!"
"NAH!"
"come on, it's not that bad."
"my brain isn't right"
"oh that's what everyone thinks!"
"well fuck them then, they don't know how good they've got it. look at my stupid face. does this look like the face of an normal adult male? ANSWER HONSLTY?"
"well you look fine to me"
"shut up"
"look, if you kill yourself you'll regret it!"
"what..?"
"hahaha"
"what?"
"HO HO HO HO!"
"WHAT? YOU MEAN THERE'S NOT EVEN A MAN HERE?"
"NAH, you're just imagining me, you FISH!"
"so there's nothing stopping me...I can jump...I CAN END THIS!"
"GO ON THEN!"
"OKAY! wait? I'm...I'm still in bed. Shit. It was one of those half dream/half thinking/half reality things. I wasn't on a tall building at all. fuck."
"MEEP!"
"shut up"
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"no" said ALIEN B
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abandoned story idea ignore
g_DH_h
f
ht________________--
i ddon't exist enough to write thing ot eh day anhtomer
anymore
this isn't a proper thing of the day
what is it then
do I have to invent a new thing
to replace thing of the day
jno
n
NO
NJO
NO NO NO NO
dfn
g
NGO
gr# this the thing of the day you deserve
for having faith in me
for clicking this link thinking there might be something worth reading inside
you have to learn
this is what I'm like
this is what I am
I'm nothing more
you might think I am secretly
that I'm just playing it down
HAHAHAHAH
more fool you
give up on me
now
you'll only be dsiappointed if you don#'t
HAHaha
h
ah
ahdh[
oadshjksgh
zdh
hd
a
haf
fhoaohf a
h
hdf)_AF
g
gagh
ag
d
ag_______--
WHEN MISTER CATTY DOG WAS 284 YEARS OLD THE PEOPLE OF RBRICKTOWN THOUGHT HE'D FUCK RAPE THEM ALL
"AYE HE'S GOING TO RAPE US ALL", SAID OLD GAFFER GOLF BUGGY
"GOING TO RAPE OUR EARS"!" SAID TEDDY SANDYNOSE
"NOW NOW YOU DON'T KNOW THATR" SAID SAMWEED GANGREENE
"HE'S ON CRACK!" SAID ROSIE COTTONEARS
"ARR THAT HE BE" SAID PIGGY MCNGEE
f
as
gahfko[hjipj
g
"BUT SITLL WOE DON'T KNOW IF HE'S OGING OT REAPE US ALL "SAID AMSWEED
"HO HO HO HO" SAID JABBA THE HUTT LOL
"HAHAHA I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU ALL " SAID CATTY MDOUgLE OR WHATEVER I SAID EARLIER
"BUT I THOUGHt..." SAID SAM
"YOU FUCKING TROUSER" SAID DOGGY "YOU AIN'T NO FUCKING TRUCKER"
"YOU'RE JUST SAYING RANDOM WORDS " SAID SAM " whAT A IDSAPPOINT YOU TURNED OUT TO BE" AND HE SPAT ON DOGGY'S FACE OUT OF DEFIANCE
"SPIT ON MY FACE WILL YOU" SAID DOGOGGY "THEN I'LL RAP EYOU LAST AFTER I RAPE ROSIE HERE" "
"I'D RATHER DIE THEN LET YOU TAKE MY DIGNITY" SAID ROSIE AND SHE COULD KILLED HERSELF WITH A HORSE
"HAHAHAHAH" LAUGHED DOGGY " LIFE IS FUCKING OINTLESS"
"HT ATODN'EST MEAN YOU SHOULD DESTORY OTHERS!!!" SAID SMA
"YES IT DOES " SAID DOGGY " HAHAHAHA"
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h
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"THEN A GOAT NAMED GANDLAF ARRIVED AND KILLED THEM ALL THE END" SAID TNROW_UP BAGSHITE
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____________________--
"I've never even seen a girl in three dimensoions!" said Pete Whistle.
"oh that can't be true!" said the man.
"even when i do everything feels all fuzzy and grey and mashed potatoes in my head. nothing feels real. I could stare and stare but I wouldn't be taking it in the same way you are. maybe tv ruined my brain. i don't know. i'ts not like i had a choice growing up." said pete whistle
"i don't know your situation" said the man. "but i think you should come down. you might fall."
"I WANT TO FALL, HAHAH," said pete whilste. "this is the first time I've left the hosue in four years! TO KILL MYSELF!"
"you don't want to do that!2 said the man.
"yes I do!" said pete whilste.
"tehre is a lot int he world, son, you might find something you like!"
"NAH!"
"come on, it's not that bad."
"my brain isn't right"
"oh that's what everyone thinks!"
"well fuck them then, they don't know how good they've got it. look at my stupid face. does this look like the face of an normal adult male? ANSWER HONSLTY?"
"well you look fine to me"
"shut up"
"look, if you kill yourself you'll regret it!"
"what..?"
"hahaha"
"what?"
"HO HO HO HO!"
"WHAT? YOU MEAN THERE'S NOT EVEN A MAN HERE?"
"NAH, you're just imagining me, you FISH!"
"so there's nothing stopping me...I can jump...I CAN END THIS!"
"GO ON THEN!"
"OKAY! wait? I'm...I'm still in bed. Shit. It was one of those half dream/half thinking/half reality things. I wasn't on a tall building at all. fuck."
"MEEP!"
"shut up"
____________________________-
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fh
[
gh
jiso
whwa
t
gasd
hjalghnever ging to impatct
s
ghjldlsjkh
jthilj
ghjkllll
nevrrrr going tob e normlafg
sd
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