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thing of the day (thing+340)

CaptainWacky

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thing of the day shoudl reprsent my state of mind at ht etime i write it


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just nothing in my head

i'tj it's all uot

eveything that was locked up in ther

it's all gone

nothing left to go on

fl don't have the same brain as others

so

can't thik and talk about htnigns you do

can't have converstaions

all i had was captainwacky

and there's not much of that left

just this


words

dsfiltoo long

wors

can't type in setencves

so

what now

new stuff isn't really going to djust appear in my head i don't think

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so

what now

can't be nromal

that isn't phsyically possible

so

have

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hmm

umm

what is there
um m
rank femaele scelebrites
yeah
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but what else
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umm

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what elis

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______________________

(Man walks on stage.)

Man: Hi. I don't know what I'm going to say. I thought I'd walk on stage and I'd know what to say. But I don't. Shit. Sorry for swearing. No, I'm not sorry. I just said that because it's what people say. Isn't it?

(He spins round in a circle eight times.)

Man: I'm nervous.

(Woman walks on stage.)

Woman: Hi.

(Man looks aways sheepishly. Woman gives him an odd look and shrugs.)

Woman: Be that way.

(She walks off stage.)

Man: Oh no. What have I done. She could have been the one. I could have married her. Right? That's possible, isn't it? People get married? I'm a person? Kind of? No. I'm not. I'M RALPH TOAST.

(He pulls toast of his pockets.)

Man: TOAST TOAST TOAST WHO WANTS SOME FUCKING TOAST, I'M CAUSING A SCENE AREN'T I, I'M A BIG MAN NOW.

(He throws the toast right in the face of woman who has walked back on stage.)

Woman: What the fuck? What the fuck?

Man: I AM THE GOD OF TOAST...oh.

(He looks at his feet sheepishly.)

Woman: You're sad.

(She walks off stage again.)

Man: I wish I'd brought some cheese. CHEESE, TO EAT WITH THE TOAST, GET IT, THAT'S THE PUNCHLINE.

(He punches himself in the face repeatedly, crying as he does.)

Man: THAT'S. THE. PUNCH. LINE.

(He curls up in a balls, rocking back and forther.)

Man: TOAST...

FIN

______________-

good play
maybe one of the best
on the other hand
it was shit
what the fuck
why

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FUCKING DUCks

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there is no difference between the nonsense and the words
 
Someday Wacky will compile this Things of the day and turn them into an art show and make some money.
 
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