CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
fuckin'....
No that's not mine
i stole it
like everyinntg
never inveted ntohing
just mix things around in my brain juice
likea f ucking stew
and i don't like stew
don't like food
feel sick all the time
fuckin'...d
s
afkag SHUT UP WACKY AND GET TO THE FUNNY PART
GET IN CHARACTER
fasgaghah
there
grangl
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granducke the magnificant was very surpirsed to find his wife in bed with Pippin. "you're not even real!" he said!" M"aybe YOU'RE not real!" said Pippin and sncuk away in the confusion. And his wife? She slept through the whole thing!
_______________
I don't like anything log #85
________________
was that what they were called?
i can't remember
I don't know if this is the right number
is it?
well i can't check becasue I burned all the toher diaries!
didn't i?
I printed them out and burned them
no that's stupid
i was writing themin old notebooks not my computer
o fccourse
i burned THEM
HAHAHA
no
I was going to
but decided to stare at a picture of a girl for eight hours instead to figure out if I found her attractive
that's what happened
and I sitlln' don't know if I do!
so
this is the log
THIS IS IT
fuckin'...
NO
THAT'S PART OF THE FRAMING STORY
MAYBE IC OULD CAST ELIJAH WOOD HAHAHa
FUckin'...
SHUT UPF
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jop
agp
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I don't like anything
___________
I don't like anything log #86
___________
it's only been seven seconds since the last log entry.
i really don't know what I started another one
except to say this
all those other times i've said I don't like anything?
maybe there was a small remanennt of liking things when i said that
because i always tried afterwards
i somehow carried on as "normal"
doing things
ranking female celebrities
(QUCIK MAKE SOMETHING UP SO NO ONE KNOWS THIS IS REAL)
tickling...carrots
(that's not convincing)
fuckin#'...
no
but what I'm saying is: I know I meant it this time
because i don't care now
it's SUCH a pale shaodw of the the last time I typed this
like even if i was going through the motions then, at least I felt he "going through the motions" emotion
now?
I barely feel a pale shadow of the "going through the motions" emotion
it's not even a feeling
it's a memory
tha'ts how I know
that and the fact that I don't like anyting
GJ
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_____________________-
(I TRANSFORMED INTO BOB BRICK.)
BOB BRICK WALKED INTO A SHOP
BOB: I'M HERE OT BUY A SOUL
SHOPKEEPER: I'm not really a shopkeepr I'm an owl
BOB: I'm actually sitting at my computer writing this to "amuse" myself
Shopkeer: I know.
Bob: It's not "amusing" at all so I can't say that anymore. It's literally just killing tme.
Shopkeeper: Why do you still kill time instead of just lying in bed doing nothing?
Bob: Don't know.
Shopkeeper: Fuckin'...
Bob: No, don't.
)_gfagr
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I don't like anything log #87
_______________
even this is giong on now.
I'm starting new log entries and not even entering antying
becasue how many variatons of "I don't like anything?" are possible?
how many?
shou.d I use robots as an analogy again?
I MEAN FOR THE FIRST TIME?
should I ?
HMM?
________________
I don't like anything log entry #88
_________________
ROBOTS!
AS AN ANALOGY!
THEY ARE ALL COLD AND EMOTIONLESS
BUT THEY CAN BE PROGRAMMED TO LIKE THINGS
BUT ONE OF THEM ISN'T QUITE RIGHT
HIS NEURAL NET IS OFF
SO HE DOESN'T LIKE THINGS BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE'S BEEN PROGRAMMED TO LIKE THINGS
HE IS ACTUTELY AWARE OF THIS AT ALL TIMES
AND HE CAN'T LIKE ANYTHING BECAUSE OF IT
BECAUSE HE SEES THE PROGRAMMING AND IT DRIVES HIM MAD
THE FACTORY BLOW HIM UP
THE END
_______________________
I odn'
gft
stft
gfp
gjop
f
NO MORE LOG ENTRIES
JUST HTE NAKED TRUTH: BRRRrrrrrrrrrrg
bg
jjisdgj
f
afhHAAHa
maybe if I sleep it'll bebetter when I wake up
DURP
No that's not mine
i stole it
like everyinntg
never inveted ntohing
just mix things around in my brain juice
likea f ucking stew
and i don't like stew
don't like food
feel sick all the time
fuckin'...d
s
afkag SHUT UP WACKY AND GET TO THE FUNNY PART
GET IN CHARACTER
fasgaghah
there
grangl
okijkljkljkljkjklfrjklghkl
f
granducke the magnificant was very surpirsed to find his wife in bed with Pippin. "you're not even real!" he said!" M"aybe YOU'RE not real!" said Pippin and sncuk away in the confusion. And his wife? She slept through the whole thing!
_______________
I don't like anything log #85
________________
was that what they were called?
i can't remember
I don't know if this is the right number
is it?
well i can't check becasue I burned all the toher diaries!
didn't i?
I printed them out and burned them
no that's stupid
i was writing themin old notebooks not my computer
o fccourse
i burned THEM
HAHAHA
no
I was going to
but decided to stare at a picture of a girl for eight hours instead to figure out if I found her attractive
that's what happened
and I sitlln' don't know if I do!
so
this is the log
THIS IS IT
fuckin'...
NO
THAT'S PART OF THE FRAMING STORY
MAYBE IC OULD CAST ELIJAH WOOD HAHAHa
FUckin'...
SHUT UPF
das
gdjjkl gf
fUCKINgf
gfrjdogjkljklgf
faSJDG k
gf
jop
agp
gf
I don't like anything
___________
I don't like anything log #86
___________
it's only been seven seconds since the last log entry.
i really don't know what I started another one
except to say this
all those other times i've said I don't like anything?
maybe there was a small remanennt of liking things when i said that
because i always tried afterwards
i somehow carried on as "normal"
doing things
ranking female celebrities
(QUCIK MAKE SOMETHING UP SO NO ONE KNOWS THIS IS REAL)
tickling...carrots
(that's not convincing)
fuckin#'...
no
but what I'm saying is: I know I meant it this time
because i don't care now
it's SUCH a pale shaodw of the the last time I typed this
like even if i was going through the motions then, at least I felt he "going through the motions" emotion
now?
I barely feel a pale shadow of the "going through the motions" emotion
it's not even a feeling
it's a memory
tha'ts how I know
that and the fact that I don't like anyting
GJ
fhkodsjopfkop
j
Gfsdg
d
dfh
had
g
foadhjklkljkgfkj jjust kdgkasgjk
gfjoa
_____________________-
(I TRANSFORMED INTO BOB BRICK.)
BOB BRICK WALKED INTO A SHOP
BOB: I'M HERE OT BUY A SOUL
SHOPKEEPER: I'm not really a shopkeepr I'm an owl
BOB: I'm actually sitting at my computer writing this to "amuse" myself
Shopkeer: I know.
Bob: It's not "amusing" at all so I can't say that anymore. It's literally just killing tme.
Shopkeeper: Why do you still kill time instead of just lying in bed doing nothing?
Bob: Don't know.
Shopkeeper: Fuckin'...
Bob: No, don't.
)_gfagr
g________________
______________
I don't like anything log #87
_______________
even this is giong on now.
I'm starting new log entries and not even entering antying
becasue how many variatons of "I don't like anything?" are possible?
how many?
shou.d I use robots as an analogy again?
I MEAN FOR THE FIRST TIME?
should I ?
HMM?
________________
I don't like anything log entry #88
_________________
ROBOTS!
AS AN ANALOGY!
THEY ARE ALL COLD AND EMOTIONLESS
BUT THEY CAN BE PROGRAMMED TO LIKE THINGS
BUT ONE OF THEM ISN'T QUITE RIGHT
HIS NEURAL NET IS OFF
SO HE DOESN'T LIKE THINGS BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE'S BEEN PROGRAMMED TO LIKE THINGS
HE IS ACTUTELY AWARE OF THIS AT ALL TIMES
AND HE CAN'T LIKE ANYTHING BECAUSE OF IT
BECAUSE HE SEES THE PROGRAMMING AND IT DRIVES HIM MAD
THE FACTORY BLOW HIM UP
THE END
_______________________
I odn'
gft
stft
gfp
gjop
f
NO MORE LOG ENTRIES
JUST HTE NAKED TRUTH: BRRRrrrrrrrrrrg
bg
jjisdgj
f
afhHAAHa
maybe if I sleep it'll bebetter when I wake up
DURP
