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thing of the day (thing+346)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"We have found something," reported UNIT 528.

"If you have found an artifact of the human civilisation, say so," sighed UNIT 529. He didn't not like how 528 wasted words.

"We have found something of their technology," said 528 proudly.

"Is this like the last time, when you found that box?" asked 529. "And it turned out it was simply a device to turn 'bread' into 'toast'?"

"We believe the transformation of bread to toast was a vital part of their culture!" said 528. "Anyway, this is much more significant. An actual electronic recording device! Maybe even a primative form of the computers which were part of our birth!"

"Pah," said 529. "The humans had nothing to do with our birth, I have told you so again and again..."

"Well I believe otherwise!" said 528. "Anyway, regardless, this electonic storage device contains one of the few archives of the innermost thoughts of a human! To find it, ten thousand years after their species wad destroyed, is simply amazing."

"I wish to see a sample of these innermost thoughts," said 529.

"We have decoded part," said 528. "It's very interesting..."

____________________________

I don't like anything log #508

_____________________________

I don't know if that's the right number.

Why do I write that everytime?

No one is reading this.

No one could possibly care.

And yet...I do.

to et the cora
sd

jibgfdklsgi#
HAHAHAHSD SDGAGH SDAH CASTKJEJK
gfg

to set the record stat
fgtr

SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT

why can't If ucking type

to set the record straight

that the number is worng

in case someone is reading this

maybe in the far future

haha


yes

I dont like anything

I have more proof

I have mentioned this proof before

but i keep redisocvering it

it is no less true today than it was years ago

i fool msyelf into thinking I like a thing

I learn to like that thing

I expained about the learning before

so that i now recognise when i look at that thing that i like it

and when i look at another thign i dislike it becasue it doesn't resemble that thing

but then sometimg in a fluke i like somethign completely different

a second thing

different enough to make me question the first thing

and then the first thing is gone

just like that

and I don't like that tbecasue i've spent so long liking the first thing

and I begin to doubt that i truly like the seocnd thing

(i don't truly llike anything, of course, but i can achieve a state of mind where i forgoet that fact or where it caseses to matter)

then i'll find something random

and compare the second thing to that

and if i've borken my liking of the seocnd thing....

i can like the third thing

but that angers me even more

becaue i rejected the first thing for the second

so i MUST have really like the second, surely

and yet now i don't

but how can i truly like the third thing knowing I'm just repating and reatping the same pattern?

I don't know

sometimes i'll then compare the third to the first

and the old programming for likign the first will still be there

and without the second in my mind that process will be rstarted

and i'll like the first thinga gani!


naturally this can go on and on

and each time it's just an echo, sruely

a copy of a copy of a copy

and yet I go on

and on

I don't like anyhitng

gfsdjihnbb menty

__________________________

"What do you think?" asked 528.

"What the FUCK was that?" asked 529.
 
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