CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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528's story
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I was talking to a girl today well no that's a lie I was imagining I was talking to this girl today but she was a real girl I know becasue she was sitting beside me well no that's a lie I mean behind me on a bus and I heard her mention Buffy to her friend and I thought hang on there I like Buffy I know a lot about Buffy I could talk to her about Buffy couldn't I I could do that couldn't I could I could I could but I do well I don't I imagne that I do and when I imagine it and we're getting on and then she says bye I have to go and see my boyfriend because she would have a boyfriend of course she would that's what I magined anyway that's probably what would have happened well no I wouldn't have just turned round and started talking about Buffy with some girl so umm nothing would have happened anyway she wans't even that hot when she got up I didn't think I mean she was quite fat but her friend was nicer but I didn't know if the friend liked Buffy but then I realised suddenly that I didn't actually know which one was her and which one was the friend she could have been the nicer one I wasn't really sure and I looked out the window to look at her face as the bus drove off but she was looking away the bitch so I don't know and she had a boyfriend anyway right right right and maybe she didn't even like Buffy maybe I was just hearing things
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529's story
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I WANT TO FUCKING KILLE VEYRONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD USING MY FISTS BUT IN THIS SCENEARIO MY FISTS ARE FUCKNIG GIANT METAL FISTS OF FURY AND I SUPPOSE THE REST OF ME IS TOO EVEN MY FEET YEARH FUCKING PUNCHE VEYRONT TPUPLL DLHAHAHAHF UCKNIG PUNCHY PUNCH TURN INTO THE INCREDIBLE FISTY MCGREE OF FISTS WITH BIG FISTS FISTS HAAHAH HAHAHAAH I GUESS IF HAD THIS POWER I COULD JUST MAKE EVEYRONE DISAPPEAR IN AND EYE BLINK ISNSTEAD HAHAHAH NO NO IF I HAD THIS POOWER I COULD MAKE MYRESLF SEXMAN WHO EVEYRONE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH AND I'M FIX MY HEAD SO THAT I ACTUALYL FOUND THINGS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE PROPERLY LIKE A REAL PERSON AND NOT THE SICK TWISTED WEIRD WAY I DO NOW HAHHAAHHAHAHA BUT THEN I GUESS I WOUDLN'T BE ME ANYMORE AND THE POWER WOULDN'T RECOGNISE ME AS ITS MASTER AND WOULD LEAVE ME AND I'D BE MORTAL AGAIN AND JUST FUCKING DIE LIKE I'M GOING TO NOW OH SHIT CAN't DO THAT SO WHAT'S THE SOLUATION OH THERE IS NO SOLUATION AND NONE OF THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN ANYWAY FUCK IT ALL LOGIALLY SHOULD KILL MYSEL RIGHT NOW THAT WOULD HELP NO ONE NOT ME THERE UOWLND'T BE A ME TO HELP I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK THERE'S AN AFTERLIFE THEY'rE FUCKING STUPID BUT SO AM I IN DIFFERNET WAYS DEATH DEHAT THIS IS MY LFIE THIS IS IT HAHAHA FUCKING HELL WHAT AM I GOING TO DO IT DOESN'T MATTER BECASUE I'LL JUST DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH JUST GOING OT FUCKING DIE FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIED IE DIE DIE DIE DIE IE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIDEE DIED IDE DIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIED IE IE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIDE DIE DIE IE DIE DIE DIE DIED IE DIE DIE DIE DIED IED IE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DI E DIE IE DIED DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIED IE DIE DIEDI DIDEI DIE DIE DIE DIDE DIE DIE DIE EIE EDI DIE DIE EIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIED IE DID IDDHDH
just going to die
528's story
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I was talking to a girl today well no that's a lie I was imagining I was talking to this girl today but she was a real girl I know becasue she was sitting beside me well no that's a lie I mean behind me on a bus and I heard her mention Buffy to her friend and I thought hang on there I like Buffy I know a lot about Buffy I could talk to her about Buffy couldn't I I could do that couldn't I could I could I could but I do well I don't I imagne that I do and when I imagine it and we're getting on and then she says bye I have to go and see my boyfriend because she would have a boyfriend of course she would that's what I magined anyway that's probably what would have happened well no I wouldn't have just turned round and started talking about Buffy with some girl so umm nothing would have happened anyway she wans't even that hot when she got up I didn't think I mean she was quite fat but her friend was nicer but I didn't know if the friend liked Buffy but then I realised suddenly that I didn't actually know which one was her and which one was the friend she could have been the nicer one I wasn't really sure and I looked out the window to look at her face as the bus drove off but she was looking away the bitch so I don't know and she had a boyfriend anyway right right right and maybe she didn't even like Buffy maybe I was just hearing things
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529's story
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I WANT TO FUCKING KILLE VEYRONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD USING MY FISTS BUT IN THIS SCENEARIO MY FISTS ARE FUCKNIG GIANT METAL FISTS OF FURY AND I SUPPOSE THE REST OF ME IS TOO EVEN MY FEET YEARH FUCKING PUNCHE VEYRONT TPUPLL DLHAHAHAHF UCKNIG PUNCHY PUNCH TURN INTO THE INCREDIBLE FISTY MCGREE OF FISTS WITH BIG FISTS FISTS HAAHAH HAHAHAAH I GUESS IF HAD THIS POWER I COULD JUST MAKE EVEYRONE DISAPPEAR IN AND EYE BLINK ISNSTEAD HAHAHAH NO NO IF I HAD THIS POOWER I COULD MAKE MYRESLF SEXMAN WHO EVEYRONE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH AND I'M FIX MY HEAD SO THAT I ACTUALYL FOUND THINGS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE PROPERLY LIKE A REAL PERSON AND NOT THE SICK TWISTED WEIRD WAY I DO NOW HAHHAAHHAHAHA BUT THEN I GUESS I WOUDLN'T BE ME ANYMORE AND THE POWER WOULDN'T RECOGNISE ME AS ITS MASTER AND WOULD LEAVE ME AND I'D BE MORTAL AGAIN AND JUST FUCKING DIE LIKE I'M GOING TO NOW OH SHIT CAN't DO THAT SO WHAT'S THE SOLUATION OH THERE IS NO SOLUATION AND NONE OF THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN ANYWAY FUCK IT ALL LOGIALLY SHOULD KILL MYSEL RIGHT NOW THAT WOULD HELP NO ONE NOT ME THERE UOWLND'T BE A ME TO HELP I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK THERE'S AN AFTERLIFE THEY'rE FUCKING STUPID BUT SO AM I IN DIFFERNET WAYS DEATH DEHAT THIS IS MY LFIE THIS IS IT HAHAHA FUCKING HELL WHAT AM I GOING TO DO IT DOESN'T MATTER BECASUE I'LL JUST DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH JUST GOING OT FUCKING DIE FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIED IE DIE DIE DIE DIE IE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIDEE DIED IDE DIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIED IE IE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIDE DIE DIE IE DIE DIE DIE DIED IE DIE DIE DIE DIED IED IE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DI E DIE IE DIED DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIED IE DIE DIEDI DIDEI DIE DIE DIE DIDE DIE DIE DIE EIE EDI DIE DIE EIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIED IE DID IDDHDH
just going to die
