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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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Put my fingers right thorugh my skull that time. I can feel my fingers dancing about in my brain. There is no brain. It's just an empty hollow skull like I suspected. I feel around for the thought strands. Surely there must be something? Ah yes. A circle of meat through which my thoughts throbs. There's all there is. It's so thin. I could snap it with my fingers, except they didn't really pass through my skull did they. They're just dancing about on the top of my head. I think anyway. why is my head so bumpy like that? Is it an extra thick skull? That would fit with the smallest brain ever. WHAT BRAIN. My eyes hurt. My thoughts are leaking out my eyes. They aren't thoughts. They're just reptition. Pull my eyes out. Let them be free.

three? Two.

IT'S IN MY HAIR. Thought strand is in my hair. How did I get it therE? Can't stop touching it. Going to break it all. Hahaha. Time slowing down so much. Completely tout of phase. No cnnnection between my mind and thw orld. None.

No coonection I am in my house waiting for a letter from the king telling me everythign s over. and I'm shaking and my heands are so sweaty and tingling with anxiety and my body phyicsally hurts and I hear the posting service straight from the king of the Land because this is some vaguely designed mediavel setting and I run to the bathroo mbecause I have one and I need to shit and shit and shit and shit until it's all out of me and everything is out and then I go down and the letter is there and everyhing is going to be over my life will change and i'll be out of here and i might as well be dead because the only reason i'm alive is becaue things are exaclyt how they are right now and any change will end me because i won't be able to cope beasue i wasn't made for this and i open the letter...it's for next door. the posting service got it wrong.

but the letter is coming. it's ending for us.

us? Who? Two?

it's the future and there are robots of course but onlyt he wealthy have them and they're not as good as R2D2 but anyway I'm really old and I can't believe I got through life and how did I actually get through life when it's impossible but I can't remember so that ust be the dementia and anwyays I do remember when Iw as just fifteen and my neighbour molested me by pretending to be my future self and saying he'd come back in time so we could wank each other and he remembered it happening when he was young and that's why he did it and we did wank each other but then I realised he was my neighobur in disguise and got him arrested and we moved house. but then I remember the new technology that let's you changed your appearance so I change dmyselt to look like that neighbour to remind mysle (this thennology is expesnive yes but i have been saving up it's not a plothle.) and i can't quite remember what the neighbout looked like but i think i'm him but it looks wrong, distaroted...like the neighbout but in disguise. and then i turn on the tv because of the time travel experiments but something goes horribly wrong with that and a wave of time energy waves across the land and suddenly it sends me back in time! and now it all makes sense becuas ei'm still dresse as that neighbout in disgusie and i'm in my fifteen year old self's bedroom and i tell him that it's okay i'm his future self here to wank him and i remember this happening and wow do i liook stupid how could i fall for that even though ti'ts literally true and we start wanking each other and i feel something for the first time in many years so that's nice but then my fifteen year old self thingks i'm the neighbour but i'm not so realy i ruined that neighbours life with the false molestation allegations and also completely warped myself because i never had a normal sexual reationls ship but anyway suddnely the time travel is erversed and i'm back in my old bed aslseep and i wonder if any of that actualllllllllllllly happened or if it was just a dream and because of th dementia i can't tell and i try to turn on the tv to see if something really did go long witht he time travel expreimtes abecaue surely it would have been reported but i don't hae any arms now and that's tsrange so i go to sleep and when i wake up i have arms so i must have dreamt that i didnt 'which means the whole thing was a dream. but then my nurse comes in and askes i fi i just travelled thorugh time like she did!

so ther ewere two of me in the past

TWO?

wtw

which twoo

five TWo eight

Five TWO nine

WE#'RE ALLIVE

WE'RE IN HERE

HELOLLLLLLO

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528 and 529
just one person now butw we were too cna't remmeber which i am BOTH I M'M BOTH

HELP US OUT OF HTERE

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