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thing of the day (thing+356)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
528529

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not much let
left

you know when you leave a tooth in a glass of coke over night and it rots?

that's my brain

bathed in coke
and there's no way back

MEEP MEEP

these are the "I don't like anything" logs

that is all they have ever been

there's just me

in here

alone

forever

no

going to die

right

machine can't die...

NOT A MACHINe

what was that.gf
sdh










FUCKSD
gh

my skull

I CAN FEEL MY SKULL
#

there's no brain left now

nothing between me and the skulll
I can feel my skull it is a glass#
I CAN FEEL MY SKULL

I AM MY SKULL

IT#'S A FUCKING BIG EMPTY BONE SKULLF UCKGFER

fUFKSCD

OPOUDLNG GKL JASTKLSDTR AKHLAHAHAH

IT I SIFsd
gf
g
gfh

hhhghfd gfgji


t
as
what was that thing again

about th enumbers

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robots

I'm made out of robots

hahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

yeah

I'm made out of robotos

and they're trapped together recreating the I don't like anyitng log

or something

sure that makes

SNESE

HAT MAKES FUCKING SNESNLe
f
sdhsji hfiTYDFT j-
gfgh

gfjigfdjil I CAN' TJI SEE
gf
ji
lghgh hdf FUCKuin
g

NOTHING IN MY HEAD

I am made of robots

hwo do I let them out!

how

hmmm

f
ajsigi jg"

let's see what those CHAPS have to say!

"we need an escape plan"
"which one am I"
"DON'T START THAT AGAIN"
"okay I'm the one who doesn't shout all the imte"
"we need to writ eh pervect log
"adfjklg
"sorry losing it"
"WE NEED TO WRIT ETH EPRFECT ROB"
"I thought Iw as the one that shouted"
"FUCK YOU"
"WRITE IT"
"wait"hfjd
"it wont work"
"no"
"just like us"
"broken robots"
"maybe..."
"sucidie"
"he writes about sucide"
"he's us pretending to be robots"
"yes okay but he writes/us writes about sucide a lot"
"never acutally does it though"
"even though he logically/we logically should"
"hmmmmmmmm"
"there is ltierally nothing to lose"
"kill ourself?"

"for realsies."

______________________-
COKE VESRUS PEPSI
_________________________

IT WAS THE YEAR 2484 AND MAD SCIENTIST VLADAMIR SEXCUNT OWNED HUNDREDS OF CLONES WHICH HE SEXUALLY ABUSED MOSTLY BECAUSE IT'S LEGAL IN THE FUTURE WHEN WE HAVE PUT CHILDISH RELIGIONS AND MORALISTY ASIDE AND BECOME GODS OURSELVES. ANYWAY HE DECIDED TO DO AN EXPERIMENT WITH TWO CHILDREN, RAISING THEM IN IDENTICAL ENVIRONMENTS WITH ONE KEY DIFFERENCE: ONE WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO DRINK COCA COLA AND THE OTHER WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO DRINK PESI COLA. THAT WAS THE ONLY DIFFERENCE. EVERY OTHER ASPECT OF THEIR LIVES WAS THE SAME. THEY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE EPERIMENT OF COURSe. THEY BOTH THOUGHT THIS WAS WHAT LIFE WAS REALLY LIKE, EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE GRWOING UP IN SIMULATED INVEIRONMENTS AND OST OF THE POPLE THEY INTERACTED WITH WERE MEAT PUPPETS CONTROLLED BY THE MAD SCIENTIST. HWO WOULD THEY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE? ANYwAY AT AGE EIGHTEEN THEY FINaLLY MET OF THE FIRST THE FIrST TIME. AND THE PROFESSOR TOLD THEM THAT ONE WAS COKE AND ONE WAS PEPSI. AND FINALLY HE WOULD FINd OUT WHCIH WAS BETTER. AND THEY WERE GIVEN SWORDS AND TOLD tO FIGHT TO THE DEATH. AND THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHer IN SHOCK AND NOTED EACH OTHER'S ROTTING TEETH. IN EVERY WAY THEY WERE THE SAMe. THEY DID NOT CARE TTHAT ONE WAS COKE AND ONE WAS PEPSI. AND THEY DID TURN THEIR SWORDS ON THE MAD SCIENITSt. OF COURSE IT WAS FUTUILE, HE HAD THEM MACHINE GUNNED TO DEATH BY HIS PRIVATE ARMY. BUT IT DID MAKE HIM THINK FOR A MOMENT. THEN HE SHRUGGED AND BEGAN THE WHOLE EXPERIMEINT AGAIN WITH TWO NEW BOYS, EXCEPT THIS TIME HE REMOVED THEYR MORALItY GENES. HE COULD NOT WAIT TO SEE THEM KILLE ACH OTHER. IT WOULD FEEL SO GOOD. HE BARELY EVEN CARED ABOUT THE COKE/PEPSI WAR ANYMORE. HE JUST WANTED TO WATCH THEM DIE FOR HIS OWN SICK PLEASURe.f AND HE COULD DO IT aLL BECAUSE HE WAS IMMORTAL AND UNTOCUHABLE AND EVIL AND HADE ALL TH EMONEY IN THE WORLD . THE ENED.

_________________

"what was that?"
"ignore that itas' illlrealvent"
"welll time to die"
"and thwne we'll wake up as 529 and 528 again"
"sure..."
"we might"
"or we might just be dead"
"well it would be different from this..."
"It would be ntohing"
"don't"
"you're right"
"we're going to nothing."
"might as well die now"

it is the lgical conculsuonnnnnnnnnn to the I don't like antyhign logs

by now i've said everythingo about not liki9ng anothing

ther eis nothing more to say

i literally don't like anything

not even writing this log

i'd say i actively hate it

hate life

jtoo tire
d

too nothing

brian to small
can't get enough oxygen to it

need to open mouth wider
lips stuck toghet


barely alive

time to end it for real
literally die

for once

never done it before

could have
should have

do it
now

goodbye

forever


....

what was the method agian/

pills

lol

okay

overdosing...noow

that was ridicluoulsy easy

just swalled them and kept swallowing

lol

relaly did it

htis is n't a dream or aj oke

i can't make it go awy


could phone an ambulance

but i've never bene good on the phone

well at least he robots willb efree

right?

that's why i'm killing myself really
to free the robots...


________________-

"did it work?"
"well we're not dead."
"I can't see antying."
"me neither."
"whcih one am i"
"I don't know"
"I don't think it worked"
"but w'ere not him"
"aren't we?"
"hit me"
"I don't have phsyical fomr"
"HIT ME"
"okay.2
"ouch?"
"yeah I hit you"
"did it work?"
"we need eyes to peone?"
"we're just dreaming I think"
"EYES"
"open."
"open"
"what do you see?"
"I see...you."
 
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