CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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A 528529 PRODUCTIONL OL GOT TO STICK TO THE FOMRAT
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HAHAHAHAH IT'S ALL BORKENgf
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gfpj rEMEMBE RWHEN YOU WERE FIVE
dAHHAHA
FOUR
HAHAHAHAH
tHAT WAS GOOD
REMEMBER WHEN EVERY DYA FELT REALLY LONG AND WAS FULL OF NEW DISCOVERIES AND TRANSFORMERS HAHA
JUSTU WANT TO STOP TIME
HAHAHa
YOU DIDN'TK NOW
HTIS IS IT
LIFE IS LINEAR
fUCK SHIT LINEAR YOU DIDN#'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HAVING A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU WERE FOUR
I BET SMOE FOUR YEAR OLDS HAVE HEART ATTACKS
BUT THEYLRE PROBABLY INTELLECTUAL ZOMBIES
BUTI'LL GET TO THAT LATER
HAHAHA
hFLJ fj aHDHa
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yeah
is 528529 over
or so far gone that they can't remember if they were ever reall
what if 528529 see this world now
AS IF IT WAS REAL!?!
what if we ALL SEE THAT
THE MATRIX!!
but not as good
but better than the sequels
EH CHAPS
HAHAH
HAHAHAH
HAHAHA
I WENT BACK TO CHAT AND FORGOT WHAT I WA STYPING
OH YOHEA
HAHAHA
SEE I'vE SCRAPPE DHT DIVIDING LINES FOR THINGS OF THE DAY NOW
THEY HAD STAGNATED
BUT NOW THEY GROW
BY SCRAPPING THE DIVIDING LINES
OH SURE YOU SAY I USED THEM AT THE START OF THIS POSTS
BUT THAT WA STHE LAST TIME
EVEN
TEVER
EVETR
THIS IS A NEW EVOLUTION OF THING OF THE DAY
AND IT'S SHTIE OF COURSE
BUT THAT'S LIFE ISN'T IT
ALWAYS CHANGING
EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T NOTICE
I JUST CHANGED THING OF THE DAY WITHOUT NOTICING
IT GOT WORSE
LLIKE LIFE GETS WORSE ALL THE TIME
CLOSER TO DEAHT
BAD THINGS HAPPENS
TO MEEEEEEEEEE
HAHAHAH
nO ONE ELSE MATTERS BEZSUE IM NOT ANYONE ELSE IM JUST ME RIGHT?
HWEN YOU TURN ON THE NEWS AND A HUNDRED PEOPLE AHVE BEEN SHOT IN NORWAY DO YOU SUDDENLY THINK "OH I DON'T HAVE IT SO BAD NOW I LOVE LIFE!" AND GO OUT AND HAVE SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE AND EAT MONSTER MUCNH IN THE PARK?
O FOUCRSE NOT
YOU JUST FEEL BAD ABOUT NORWAY THEN FORGET ABOU TIT AND GET ON WITH HATING YORUSELF
#rRIGHT?
THAT'S WHAT EVEYRONE EODES
OR DO THEY
HOW CAN OTHER PEOPLE NOT BE THE SAME AS ME
UNLESS I'M THE ONLY REAL PERSON
OR MAYBE ONLY A SMALL PERCTANGE OF THE POPULATION ARE REALLLLLLLLLLLL
THE ONES WHO LIVE LONG LIVES
BEACSUE LIKE
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE INSANE YOU END UP GIVING A NARRATIVE TO YOUR LIFE
(KEEP WITH ME HERE IT'S IMPORTNATN AHAHAHAHA)
YOU MAKE IT SO THAT YOUR LIFE HAS A PROPER BEGINNING MIDDLE AND END YOU AND YOU CHANGED AND GROW AND THINGS HAPPEN AND YOU MEET A GIRL ON A BUS THEN SIX YEARS LATER YOU END UP SITTING BESIDE HER ON A BOAT GOING TO MONSTER ISLAND OKAY AND YOU FALL IN LIOVE AND THAT WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN
YOU MAKE IT SO THINGS WERE MEANT TO HAPPEN IS WHAT I'M SYAING
SO THAT THERE'S A PLAN
A FUCKING PLAN
BUT THEN PEOPLE DIE AGED SEVEN OF NECK CANCER OR SOMETHING
THAT DOESN'T FIT AT ALL
THAT CANNOT BE PART OF THE PLAN
BEACSUE IF I HAD DIED AGED SEVEN OF NECK CANCER I WOULDN'T BE HERE NOW TO REALISE WHY I'M STILL ALIVE BASUE MY STORY ISN'T OVE RAND THERe'S A BPLAN AND A NARRTIaVE AND I WILL SIT BESIdE THaT GIRL ON THE BOAT TO MONSTER ISLAND AND WE WILLREALISE THIS WAS THE PLAN
SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE THE SVEN YEAR OLD WHO DIED OF NECK CANCER OR THE STARVING AFRICANS OR AMY WINEHOUSE?
SIMPLE
THEY ARE NOT REAL PEOPLLE
IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANTION THAT KEEPS YOU SANE
THEY ARE INTELLECTUAL ZOMBIES
THEY LOOK REAL
BUT THEY'RE NOT SELF AWARE
THEY DON'T HAVE, YES, SOULS
HAHA
THEY DON'T
THEY CAN'T
OTHERWISE..............
THERE'S THAT OTHER EXPLANITON
THAT EVERYONE IS REAL
EVERYONE IS THe SAME
IT's NOT JUst YOU WHO THINKS THING AND PERCEIVES THE UNIVERSE
IT's EVEYRONE
AND IT'SJ UST DUMB FUCKNIG LUCK THATYUO DN'T HAVE NECK CNACER OR AREN't AMY WINSEHOUE OR AFRICAN
SO THAT MEANS
IT'S ALL FUCKNIG MEAINGLESS THERe'S NO NARRATIVE YOU ARE NOT ANYTHING YOUI WON'T GO TO MONSTER ISLAND WITH THAT GIRL AND THERE IS NOTHING
OH NO
I WONDER WHICH ONE IS TRUE
(T'S THE THE SECOND ONE)
OF COURSE THERe'S A THIRD PPTION
THAT EVEYRONE EELSE IS REAL
AND YOU ARE THE INTELLECTUAL ZOMBIE
OOPS1
WELL AT LEAST THe AFTERLIFE WILL BE BETTER
WIAT WHAT OD YOU MEAN THERe'S NO AFTERLIFE
THERe'S NO LITERALLY NO REASON WHY THERE WOULD BE AN AFTERLIFE THERE'S NO REASON THE UNIVERSE WOULD WORK THAT WAY?
SHIT
FUCK
THIS SI IT
AND I JUST TYPED ALL THAt
IN MY ONE AND ONLY LIFE
INSTEAD OF
CURINg cANCER havINg SEX EAT BACON
I JTYPE THIS INSTEAd
I'M GONIG TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK NOW
GREAT
HJLH
AND EVEN TYPING THIS
I FEEL LIKE SOMWHOE I'VE STOPPED MYSELF DYING
LIEK WHEN I TYPE ALL THES "I COULD DIE AT ANY MOMENT" THINGS
SOMEHOWE I'M STOPPING MYSELF FROM DYING AT ANY MOMENT
BY ACKNOWLING IT
THAT THe UNIVERSE WOULDN'T KILL ME IF I KNEW IT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN
THAT I HAVE CONTRLL
IT'S SUCH A FUCKING ILLUSION BUT IT'S BULIT IN TO EVERYTHING I AM
I AN'T LET IT GO
I CAN TYPE AND TYPE ABOUT HOW MUcH OF A LIE IT IS
BUT BY TYPING IT I'M STILL TRYING TO CONTROL IT
SO HOW DOY OU GET RID OF IT
SUCIDIE?
5383
4t
___________
A 528529 PRODUCTIONL OL GOT TO STICK TO THE FOMRAT
______________-
HAHAHAHAH IT'S ALL BORKENgf
af
#
gf
gfpj rEMEMBE RWHEN YOU WERE FIVE
dAHHAHA
FOUR
HAHAHAHAH
tHAT WAS GOOD
REMEMBER WHEN EVERY DYA FELT REALLY LONG AND WAS FULL OF NEW DISCOVERIES AND TRANSFORMERS HAHA
JUSTU WANT TO STOP TIME
HAHAHa
YOU DIDN'TK NOW
HTIS IS IT
LIFE IS LINEAR
fUCK SHIT LINEAR YOU DIDN#'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HAVING A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU WERE FOUR
I BET SMOE FOUR YEAR OLDS HAVE HEART ATTACKS
BUT THEYLRE PROBABLY INTELLECTUAL ZOMBIES
BUTI'LL GET TO THAT LATER
HAHAHA
hFLJ fj aHDHa
df
a
f
f
yeah
is 528529 over
or so far gone that they can't remember if they were ever reall
what if 528529 see this world now
AS IF IT WAS REAL!?!
what if we ALL SEE THAT
THE MATRIX!!
but not as good
but better than the sequels
EH CHAPS
HAHAH
HAHAHAH
HAHAHA
I WENT BACK TO CHAT AND FORGOT WHAT I WA STYPING
OH YOHEA
HAHAHA
SEE I'vE SCRAPPE DHT DIVIDING LINES FOR THINGS OF THE DAY NOW
THEY HAD STAGNATED
BUT NOW THEY GROW
BY SCRAPPING THE DIVIDING LINES
OH SURE YOU SAY I USED THEM AT THE START OF THIS POSTS
BUT THAT WA STHE LAST TIME
EVEN
TEVER
EVETR
THIS IS A NEW EVOLUTION OF THING OF THE DAY
AND IT'S SHTIE OF COURSE
BUT THAT'S LIFE ISN'T IT
ALWAYS CHANGING
EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T NOTICE
I JUST CHANGED THING OF THE DAY WITHOUT NOTICING
IT GOT WORSE
LLIKE LIFE GETS WORSE ALL THE TIME
CLOSER TO DEAHT
BAD THINGS HAPPENS
TO MEEEEEEEEEE
HAHAHAH
nO ONE ELSE MATTERS BEZSUE IM NOT ANYONE ELSE IM JUST ME RIGHT?
HWEN YOU TURN ON THE NEWS AND A HUNDRED PEOPLE AHVE BEEN SHOT IN NORWAY DO YOU SUDDENLY THINK "OH I DON'T HAVE IT SO BAD NOW I LOVE LIFE!" AND GO OUT AND HAVE SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE AND EAT MONSTER MUCNH IN THE PARK?
O FOUCRSE NOT
YOU JUST FEEL BAD ABOUT NORWAY THEN FORGET ABOU TIT AND GET ON WITH HATING YORUSELF
#rRIGHT?
THAT'S WHAT EVEYRONE EODES
OR DO THEY
HOW CAN OTHER PEOPLE NOT BE THE SAME AS ME
UNLESS I'M THE ONLY REAL PERSON
OR MAYBE ONLY A SMALL PERCTANGE OF THE POPULATION ARE REALLLLLLLLLLLL
THE ONES WHO LIVE LONG LIVES
BEACSUE LIKE
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE INSANE YOU END UP GIVING A NARRATIVE TO YOUR LIFE
(KEEP WITH ME HERE IT'S IMPORTNATN AHAHAHAHA)
YOU MAKE IT SO THAT YOUR LIFE HAS A PROPER BEGINNING MIDDLE AND END YOU AND YOU CHANGED AND GROW AND THINGS HAPPEN AND YOU MEET A GIRL ON A BUS THEN SIX YEARS LATER YOU END UP SITTING BESIDE HER ON A BOAT GOING TO MONSTER ISLAND OKAY AND YOU FALL IN LIOVE AND THAT WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN
YOU MAKE IT SO THINGS WERE MEANT TO HAPPEN IS WHAT I'M SYAING
SO THAT THERE'S A PLAN
A FUCKING PLAN
BUT THEN PEOPLE DIE AGED SEVEN OF NECK CANCER OR SOMETHING
THAT DOESN'T FIT AT ALL
THAT CANNOT BE PART OF THE PLAN
BEACSUE IF I HAD DIED AGED SEVEN OF NECK CANCER I WOULDN'T BE HERE NOW TO REALISE WHY I'M STILL ALIVE BASUE MY STORY ISN'T OVE RAND THERe'S A BPLAN AND A NARRTIaVE AND I WILL SIT BESIdE THaT GIRL ON THE BOAT TO MONSTER ISLAND AND WE WILLREALISE THIS WAS THE PLAN
SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE THE SVEN YEAR OLD WHO DIED OF NECK CANCER OR THE STARVING AFRICANS OR AMY WINEHOUSE?
SIMPLE
THEY ARE NOT REAL PEOPLLE
IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANTION THAT KEEPS YOU SANE
THEY ARE INTELLECTUAL ZOMBIES
THEY LOOK REAL
BUT THEY'RE NOT SELF AWARE
THEY DON'T HAVE, YES, SOULS
HAHA
THEY DON'T
THEY CAN'T
OTHERWISE..............
THERE'S THAT OTHER EXPLANITON
THAT EVERYONE IS REAL
EVERYONE IS THe SAME
IT's NOT JUst YOU WHO THINKS THING AND PERCEIVES THE UNIVERSE
IT's EVEYRONE
AND IT'SJ UST DUMB FUCKNIG LUCK THATYUO DN'T HAVE NECK CNACER OR AREN't AMY WINSEHOUE OR AFRICAN
SO THAT MEANS
IT'S ALL FUCKNIG MEAINGLESS THERe'S NO NARRATIVE YOU ARE NOT ANYTHING YOUI WON'T GO TO MONSTER ISLAND WITH THAT GIRL AND THERE IS NOTHING
OH NO
I WONDER WHICH ONE IS TRUE
(T'S THE THE SECOND ONE)
OF COURSE THERe'S A THIRD PPTION
THAT EVEYRONE EELSE IS REAL
AND YOU ARE THE INTELLECTUAL ZOMBIE
OOPS1
WELL AT LEAST THe AFTERLIFE WILL BE BETTER
WIAT WHAT OD YOU MEAN THERe'S NO AFTERLIFE
THERe'S NO LITERALLY NO REASON WHY THERE WOULD BE AN AFTERLIFE THERE'S NO REASON THE UNIVERSE WOULD WORK THAT WAY?
SHIT
FUCK
THIS SI IT
AND I JUST TYPED ALL THAt
IN MY ONE AND ONLY LIFE
INSTEAD OF
CURINg cANCER havINg SEX EAT BACON
I JTYPE THIS INSTEAd
I'M GONIG TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK NOW
GREAT
HJLH
AND EVEN TYPING THIS
I FEEL LIKE SOMWHOE I'VE STOPPED MYSELF DYING
LIEK WHEN I TYPE ALL THES "I COULD DIE AT ANY MOMENT" THINGS
SOMEHOWE I'M STOPPING MYSELF FROM DYING AT ANY MOMENT
BY ACKNOWLING IT
THAT THe UNIVERSE WOULDN'T KILL ME IF I KNEW IT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN
THAT I HAVE CONTRLL
IT'S SUCH A FUCKING ILLUSION BUT IT'S BULIT IN TO EVERYTHING I AM
I AN'T LET IT GO
I CAN TYPE AND TYPE ABOUT HOW MUcH OF A LIE IT IS
BUT BY TYPING IT I'M STILL TRYING TO CONTROL IT
SO HOW DOY OU GET RID OF IT
SUCIDIE?
