CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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gaaaaaaaaa
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I TYPED DAT WITHOUT LOOKING AT DA KEYBOARD ONCE
NOBODY ELSE COULD DO DAT
LOL
I AM DA BEST
ythd
bnop
ojgg
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words
worhyugt
got to remember when i could type in words
thegf
i used tot ype long parahgraphs
about how life menat nothing and there was no hope fo rme
but i stioppped
not becasue I got over it and realised I was wrong
but beasue life was so pointles and there was so little hope that there wasn't even any point in expressing it
so years went by
literally years
look how long i'e been doing thing of the day
it started, what 1996?
umm
2006
sometime I thin the last decade was the nineties, you see
that's how far behind I still am
yes anyway
only on thing+361
but it's like I did one a day
I used to at the start
at least several a week
I don't now
because of the rot setting in
it's funny that i started thing oftheday to express how there was nothing in my head and it was never going to get better and pladgh
and now thingodtheday has deid for the very reason that there's nothing in my head and never oging gettl
at least it proves i'm still getting worse
that's something
that's "worth" knowing isn't it?
when future generatons look back at the early interent
AND FIND THING OF THE DAY
they'll thik "captainwacky just kept getting worse in a measurable way!"
imagnie that
I THINK IT WOULD GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS
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(yes I'm bring back the DIVIDING LINES)
((oh I should have said that is being written by 528529. will i ever provide closure to that sotyr? NO BEACSUE It'S REALLY AHPEPNING. or beacsue I never finish anyting!))
((((remember Hufflepuff?)))
((((and what about that crazy USS Kevlin!))))
anyway going to need some new DIVIDING LINES NOW!
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(THE FUTURE. TWO FUTUREMEN ARE USING THEIR FUTURISTIC IPADS TO BROWS THE INTERNET.)
FutureMan1: Hey, there's a new APP that lets you time travel back to the old internet!
Futureman2: Man, I wonder what that was like!
1: They didn't even ahve 4D back then!
2: Only 3D, which was invented by Steven Spielberg for his movie Star Wars Episode 5: AVatar
1: I know my history!
2: What an age to live in...
1: Look at this old site, TrollKingdom. Owned by MissMentalist.
2: She sounds hot.
1: Yeah, hey look, some of the pages survived the cyborg war intact.
2: What's this, thing of the day...hmm, are you sure it didn't get scrambled when HYBERCYBORG exploded?
1: No, this is how it orginally appear...even though the words are all jumbled and in the wrong order.
2: Wow, I guess they had retards back then too.
1: Of course they did!
2: Well I didn't know, I thought they were only becasue of the mutations after ULTRABOT poisoned the water supply in 2099.
1: This stuff is hard to read. And boring.
2: Yeah, I'll use this SUMMARY APP to summarise the entire 485 entries...
1: What does it say?
2: "CaptainWacky was the most pointless person to ever live and managed to find new ways to be pointless and waste every possible second of his too long existence. I hate him."
1: Wow, those semi-sentient apps are great.
2: I know! Anyway, let's go have sex with robots.
1: Yeah, I don't know why we ever do anything else!
2: PARTY ON!
THE END
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yeah like that I guess
f
gaaaaaaaaa
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
I TYPED DAT WITHOUT LOOKING AT DA KEYBOARD ONCE
NOBODY ELSE COULD DO DAT
LOL
I AM DA BEST
ythd
bnop
ojgg
vf
gfffffffff
gf
words
worhyugt
got to remember when i could type in words
thegf
i used tot ype long parahgraphs
about how life menat nothing and there was no hope fo rme
but i stioppped
not becasue I got over it and realised I was wrong
but beasue life was so pointles and there was so little hope that there wasn't even any point in expressing it
so years went by
literally years
look how long i'e been doing thing of the day
it started, what 1996?
umm
2006
sometime I thin the last decade was the nineties, you see
that's how far behind I still am
yes anyway
only on thing+361
but it's like I did one a day
I used to at the start
at least several a week
I don't now
because of the rot setting in
it's funny that i started thing oftheday to express how there was nothing in my head and it was never going to get better and pladgh
and now thingodtheday has deid for the very reason that there's nothing in my head and never oging gettl
at least it proves i'm still getting worse
that's something
that's "worth" knowing isn't it?
when future generatons look back at the early interent
AND FIND THING OF THE DAY
they'll thik "captainwacky just kept getting worse in a measurable way!"
imagnie that
I THINK IT WOULD GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS
____________________
(yes I'm bring back the DIVIDING LINES)
((oh I should have said that is being written by 528529. will i ever provide closure to that sotyr? NO BEACSUE It'S REALLY AHPEPNING. or beacsue I never finish anyting!))
((((remember Hufflepuff?)))
((((and what about that crazy USS Kevlin!))))
anyway going to need some new DIVIDING LINES NOW!
______________________________________________
(THE FUTURE. TWO FUTUREMEN ARE USING THEIR FUTURISTIC IPADS TO BROWS THE INTERNET.)
FutureMan1: Hey, there's a new APP that lets you time travel back to the old internet!
Futureman2: Man, I wonder what that was like!
1: They didn't even ahve 4D back then!
2: Only 3D, which was invented by Steven Spielberg for his movie Star Wars Episode 5: AVatar
1: I know my history!
2: What an age to live in...
1: Look at this old site, TrollKingdom. Owned by MissMentalist.
2: She sounds hot.
1: Yeah, hey look, some of the pages survived the cyborg war intact.
2: What's this, thing of the day...hmm, are you sure it didn't get scrambled when HYBERCYBORG exploded?
1: No, this is how it orginally appear...even though the words are all jumbled and in the wrong order.
2: Wow, I guess they had retards back then too.
1: Of course they did!
2: Well I didn't know, I thought they were only becasue of the mutations after ULTRABOT poisoned the water supply in 2099.
1: This stuff is hard to read. And boring.
2: Yeah, I'll use this SUMMARY APP to summarise the entire 485 entries...
1: What does it say?
2: "CaptainWacky was the most pointless person to ever live and managed to find new ways to be pointless and waste every possible second of his too long existence. I hate him."
1: Wow, those semi-sentient apps are great.
2: I know! Anyway, let's go have sex with robots.
1: Yeah, I don't know why we ever do anything else!
2: PARTY ON!
THE END
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yeah like that I guess
