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CaptainWacky

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THSI STORY IS ABOUT BILLY NUDE
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he woke up with a pain in his chest

was it a pain

it was hard to describe

it was the left side of his chest

it was definitely his heart

he knew that

he thought it would go away

it did

but still

he felt other weird feelings in his body all day

and the next day

and he thinks about what will happen if he has a heart attack

and they have to shook him with those paddle things

like on tv

and he doesn't want that

it woudl hurt probably

and he remembers sometimes they cut your chest open and shcok you internally

and that would be even worse

he really doesn't want to have a heart attack

and he does excercise and feels fine afterwards

so he thinks he's safe

but then randomly the weird feeligns come back

like his heart is stopping

it's all blocked up

he should become a vegan

but he likes crisps

vegan crisps are probably horrible

and burgers

big beef burgers made out of cows

he'll just die

and it goes on

and it's annoying

and he just wants to have a heart attack and get it over with

and he tries to trigger a heart attack by recreating situations where he's felt like he's about to have one

but it doesn't work

nothing works

and he wonders if he should just kill himself in a conventional manner

since that will be the end result

so he sits down to think about it

then feels his chest going crazy

and suddnely when it comes to it he's scared

so he bangs on his chest with his fist

like on tv

and doesn't have a heart attack

did he stop it?

was he even going to have one?

oh well

he can sit in peace now

watch tv

he can't sleep at night because his body is so uncomrotable

he wishes he'd had that heart attack after all

maybe a wank

that could help

maybe that would cure him

or kill him

but he finds he can't become sexually aroused unless he thinks about death

his death

so that just feels weird

and he sighs and tries to go to sleep

but he can't

ever

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my big plan

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i have set it at alst

today life can begin

because I know what I'm going to do

I'm going to get a new brain!
 
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