CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
gffffffffffffffffffffffffff
i can't be bothered writng cat cleanrs so here's a thing of the day!
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so those "f"s are skillfully arranged in an ARTY WAY
why do some people not reply to some threads sometimes
sometimeS I post something and expect people will reply
then twelve hours later I come back and no one has
but hten I'll post something else and give it no thought
then forty minutes later there will be twelve new replies
adn amother eight threads will have replies
and i'll be confused
is it a collective intelligence
IS IT MENTH'S FAULT
Menty
where is Menty
I liked when he posted
and then replied to replies to his posts
and replies to the replies to the replies to his psots
and so on
and headvoid
and ishcahbittle
and gagh
he was a cryz motherfucker
he heard just joe was a sorry son of a bitch
that gagh
where are htey
ON FACEBOOK?
"SHARING" FUCKING PICS OF NUNS GEORGE TAKIE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE
AND UM
PLAYING THAT GAME
WHERE YOU MAKE PIZZA
AND YOU CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE TOPPINGS
BUT YOU HAVE TO BUY FACEBOOK CREDITS TO GET THE ONES YOU WANT
AND YOU SEPND A HUNDRED QUID ON ONE FUCKING VIRTUAL PIZZA BUT YOU THINK IT'S WORHT IT
THEN FAEBOOK SELL ALL YOUR DETAILS TO PIZZA COMPANIES
AND THE PIZZA COMPANIES KNOW EXACLTY HOW TO TARGET YOU
SO THEY MAKE YOUR DREAM PIZZA WHEN THEY DETECT YOU COMING IN TO THEIR PIZZA SHOPS WITH THEIR SPY SATTELLITES
BUT THERE'S COCAINE IN IT TOO
AND YOU GET ADDICTED
AND BLOW EVERYTING ON PIZZAS (AND BLOW)
YEAH
THAT'S WHERE THY ARE
no I don't know
I jsut miss them
I miss everythign that isn't exactly the same as it was at some point int he past
no matter what you do
time keeps moving
and it can only end badly
because change is bad
and even if it's a good change
it'll change into a bad change eventually
or you'll DIE
or everyone you know will
and yeah
that's why no one should leave the mine field
that reason
but really
I wish I was still a child
with transfomers
I mean I still have them somewhere but they're all broken
fucking transforemrs
and thundercats
that was a thing too
and michelle trachtenberg
no that wasn't
and wnatlaie protmasngf
#nvjf f
sdjibbbbbb
v
v
njjonpnsn npnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
natalie portmanf
jh
michelelt rhacnbhet
jbv fscjaro
b
sscarjo
f
aga dga olviia mwilde
adfjsl ag
g
anglag ag
yeah
dasjgljasg
yeah
just ignore this whole thing of the day
it means nothing
EXCEPT
frot hsi part
where i saysomething
that ties the whole thing of the day together
and you go "ah-h-h-h"
liek Frank herbert
butecase you realise
butcause
that's a new word
"butcause"
brilliant
i'll get some mileage out of that one
MILESta
bvfj
g
haha
"butcause"
imagine if they used that word ontv
and i ivnented it
would they pay me royalities
raylaTITTIES LOL IT'S A FUNNY WORD
is it?
i don't know
id otnt realf
alan partridge is funny
blackddddder
gbkd
ghh
not michale micntinyre
hs ucke
f
fklllllllll gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
b
b
umm
where's the profound part
was it"butcause"
that's not really profound
butcause
i can't even use it in a sentece
butcause i'm an idiot
no that would just be "because"
no need for "but" there
hahaa
hahahahha
NO ONE WILL EVER SAY "BUTCAUSE"
IT'S MEAINGLESS
haha
that wa sthe profund part
was n't it
g I miss the Shire
nofd
g
let's all go back in time
butcause we can!
what
"of course" we can
is there s away to make "of course" one word
ofcourse
that's it!
that' my genius
ofcourse
i've done it
s
ofcourse i'vd done
ofcourse it'll never catch on
butcasue it's pointessl
hahahaha
s
ghj
sgf
vnj
gf
yeah serioulsy just ignore all that too
this is the profound aprt
part
right here
are you ready?
this is it...
...
...
...
...
...
I LIKE CRISPS
i can't be bothered writng cat cleanrs so here's a thing of the day!
f
f
ff
ff
f
so those "f"s are skillfully arranged in an ARTY WAY
why do some people not reply to some threads sometimes
sometimeS I post something and expect people will reply
then twelve hours later I come back and no one has
but hten I'll post something else and give it no thought
then forty minutes later there will be twelve new replies
adn amother eight threads will have replies
and i'll be confused
is it a collective intelligence
IS IT MENTH'S FAULT
Menty
where is Menty
I liked when he posted
and then replied to replies to his posts
and replies to the replies to the replies to his psots
and so on
and headvoid
and ishcahbittle
and gagh
he was a cryz motherfucker
he heard just joe was a sorry son of a bitch
that gagh
where are htey
ON FACEBOOK?
"SHARING" FUCKING PICS OF NUNS GEORGE TAKIE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE
AND UM
PLAYING THAT GAME
WHERE YOU MAKE PIZZA
AND YOU CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE TOPPINGS
BUT YOU HAVE TO BUY FACEBOOK CREDITS TO GET THE ONES YOU WANT
AND YOU SEPND A HUNDRED QUID ON ONE FUCKING VIRTUAL PIZZA BUT YOU THINK IT'S WORHT IT
THEN FAEBOOK SELL ALL YOUR DETAILS TO PIZZA COMPANIES
AND THE PIZZA COMPANIES KNOW EXACLTY HOW TO TARGET YOU
SO THEY MAKE YOUR DREAM PIZZA WHEN THEY DETECT YOU COMING IN TO THEIR PIZZA SHOPS WITH THEIR SPY SATTELLITES
BUT THERE'S COCAINE IN IT TOO
AND YOU GET ADDICTED
AND BLOW EVERYTING ON PIZZAS (AND BLOW)
YEAH
THAT'S WHERE THY ARE
no I don't know
I jsut miss them
I miss everythign that isn't exactly the same as it was at some point int he past
no matter what you do
time keeps moving
and it can only end badly
because change is bad
and even if it's a good change
it'll change into a bad change eventually
or you'll DIE
or everyone you know will
and yeah
that's why no one should leave the mine field
that reason
but really
I wish I was still a child
with transfomers
I mean I still have them somewhere but they're all broken
fucking transforemrs
and thundercats
that was a thing too
and michelle trachtenberg
no that wasn't
and wnatlaie protmasngf
#nvjf f
sdjibbbbbb
v
v
njjonpnsn npnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
natalie portmanf
jh
michelelt rhacnbhet
jbv fscjaro
b
sscarjo
f
aga dga olviia mwilde
adfjsl ag
g
anglag ag
yeah
dasjgljasg
yeah
just ignore this whole thing of the day
it means nothing
EXCEPT
frot hsi part
where i saysomething
that ties the whole thing of the day together
and you go "ah-h-h-h"
liek Frank herbert
butecase you realise
butcause
that's a new word
"butcause"
brilliant
i'll get some mileage out of that one
MILESta
bvfj
g
haha
"butcause"
imagine if they used that word ontv
and i ivnented it
would they pay me royalities
raylaTITTIES LOL IT'S A FUNNY WORD
is it?
i don't know
id otnt realf
alan partridge is funny
blackddddder
gbkd
ghh
not michale micntinyre
hs ucke
f
fklllllllll gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
b
b
umm
where's the profound part
was it"butcause"
that's not really profound
butcause
i can't even use it in a sentece
butcause i'm an idiot
no that would just be "because"
no need for "but" there
hahaa
hahahahha
NO ONE WILL EVER SAY "BUTCAUSE"
IT'S MEAINGLESS
haha
that wa sthe profund part
was n't it
g I miss the Shire
nofd
g
let's all go back in time
butcause we can!
what
"of course" we can
is there s away to make "of course" one word
ofcourse
that's it!
that' my genius
ofcourse
i've done it
s
ofcourse i'vd done
ofcourse it'll never catch on
butcasue it's pointessl
hahahaha
s
ghj
sgf
vnj
gf
yeah serioulsy just ignore all that too
this is the profound aprt
part
right here
are you ready?
this is it...
...
...
...
...
...
I LIKE CRISPS
