thing of the day (thing+373)

[CaptainWacky]

my keyboard boke
tis really happened, i'mnot just making it up fr thig of the day
i am typing thids on the on-creen keybard
it is slow and it sucks
but at least its a new experince
it shows hpw feele our atttepts gto communicate are
is bad enough normally
for yuo, talking like anorml person is like ytypingon a norma keybored
forme it's ;like using his shit



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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hope you get a new KZBURED sppn.

 

[CaptainWacky]

New keyboard. The keys aren't all faded and clogged up with cum. It's strange.

 

[Cassie]

I expect great things from your new keyboard. IT WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

 

[Dr Dave]

THE MINE FIELD IS GUNNA HAVE KEYBOARD FEVER!

 

[Loktar]

ACHOO!

(Wish I had a new keyboard.Mine is sticky and missing the left arrow key.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The keyboard chooses the wizard, Harry.

 

[Dr Dave]

ACHOO!

(Wish I had a new keyboard.Mine is sticky and missing the left arrow key.)

Did you sell the left arrow key?

 

[Loktar]

Did you sell the left arrow key?

No, it was kidnapped by a Computer Leftist group.

 

[Dr Dave]

The bastards.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It feels like I can type even faster than befrore, which will only lead to disappointment when y'all don't reply quickly enough.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'll never reply.

 

[CaptainWacky]

One year on: the right "shift" key is half faded away. The "n" key is half faded too (from typing "Natalie"?) Some other minor fading. But, in general, this keyboard has held up well. Will report back in a year. See you all then.

 

[Cassie]

The c,v,n, and m keys are all kinda scratched off on my keyboard.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh I dropped a tin of tuna on it once and the Enter key kept sticking but it seems to be okay now.

 

[FBI parte due]

My keyboards never really get a chance to fade because it's generally only a few months between whiskey spills that force me to replace them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You have a drinking problem.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I only buy setups with backlit keyboards now, so fading is no longer a problem.

I suppose something could go wrong with the backlighting, but knock wood, I've had this laptop for 3 years and the backlit keyboard still works fine.

I AM SO SMART I CAN'T STAND MYSELF.

Spilling things still makes the keys sticky though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't understand technology. I'd still be on my ZX Spectrum if possible.

 

[FBI parte due]

I don't have a drinking problem, I just have a problem where I need attention and validation from everyone I meet.